Celebrity Ass of the Week: Jennifer Lopez
A few years ago, I ran out of vacation time. I piddled it away and by August I was out of days and saw a relentless stream of 9 to 5 ahead of me. For five months, I’d have to, you know, work. All the time.
So I decided a sick day was in order. I applied my considerable acting talents to rasp out my apologies to my boss with the requisite hacking and sniffling.
Then I settled my ass on the couch and played online and watched TV. I did not pop outside and, oh, complete a triathlon. Like, say, Jennifer Lopez.
On Sunday, the Latina liar successfully completed the first ever Malibu Triathlon on Sunday in 2 hours, 23 minutes and 28 seconds. Good for her, right?
Wrong. Because on Friday, she bailed on her guesting judging duties for the season finale of “Project Runway.” She blamed “a foot injury” for the sudden absence (you know, that foot has so much to do with a sense of style).
But miracle of miracles! She was recovered just two days later for a strenuous athletic event. Without even a limp.
See, Jen, I don’t mind that you lied. I mind that you picked such a stupid lie and then almost immediately went out and flaunted it in the public eye. For about 2 hours, 23 minutes.
It’s that complete disregard for even a pretense at caring what fans think of you or what the people working their hearts out on this show think or how your selfishness and childishness affected them that make you, Jennifer Lopez, our Celebrity Ass of the Week.
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