Lindsay and Samantha and a baby carriage? (Updated)
Update: Lohan reps are deny, deny, denying this rumor and have flat out said that she’d not looking to have a baby, adopt a baby or even touch a baby. Okay, not the last part. But no baby carriage for La Lohan. Yet.
Welcome to the Idiocracy principle – all the people who ought to be breeding wisely hold off while drunken, party-going, recently drug adled people with minimal useful skills are ready to spread their seed.
Rumors have are circulating on the Internet that Lindsay Lohan wants to start a family with her girlfriend Samantha Ronson (spotted together in the front row of Sam’s twin sister Charlotte’s spring 2009 fashion show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week, NYC. Supposedly the two are working their way through Lindsay’s little black book of exes to find the perfect sperm donor, including Calum Best, Jared Leto and Wilmer Valderrama.
“Lindsay is in a very happy place at the moment. She’s been having deep discussions about a baby,” a celebrity insider told News of the World over the weekend. “She wants a natural birth and has spoken to Sam about getting one of her ex-boyfriends to help out. They don’t want to adopt.”
The two don’t even have a nice little celebrity couple nickname yet.
And let’s have a year of sobriety before taking responsibility for another human life, okay?
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