Celebrity Asses of the Week: Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan
I know the new favorite place for people to fight is online – changing up MySpace top friends, tagging photos, blocking and banning for bitchery.
But last time I checked, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are in their twenties, not the tweens. The two are reportedly engaged in a “Facebook War.”
Paris reportedly started a Facebook group called “Firecrotch,” in reference to that lump of useless Brandon Davis’s insult regarding Lindsay’s privates.
Lindsay then allegedly called Paris a “pathetic bitch,” deservedly so. Because what kind of childish do you have to be to start a Facebook group about someone else’s crotch?
Paris returned fire, accusing Lindsay of setting up a Facebook group caleed “Paris Wets Herself,” harkening back to incidents in which the heiress reportedly peed in the back of a cab and in a sauna.
The former friends started their entire feud over (of course, since we’re being childish), a guy. The two both dated Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos III.
Ladies (and I’m being generous with this term since neither of you are acting like one), grow up. You are both rich, famous and can use both of those things to make sure they stay far, far from the other. Starting meanie Facebook pages is something my 16-year-old sister does, not adults.
Go slash each other’s tires and sign the other up for furry porn like the adults you are.
Your immaturity and general stupidity for doing this crap in public, for starting shit and not letting it go on both sides, make you, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, the Celebrity Asses of the Week.
And, since we’re being childish, click here to visit our forum for photos and video of Lohan out and about sans bra.
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