Celebrity Ass of the Week: Kanye West
After a few weeks of celebrities being on their best behavior, Kanye West is bringing back everyone’s favorite special post: Celebrity Ass of the Week.
I like “Golddigger.” I love “Jesus Walks.” I enjoyed the “George Bush doesn’t care about black people” comment. But Kanye West is NOT the voice of my generation. If it is, I’m going age myself a few years so I’m part of a generation that isn’t quite so douche-y.
In an interview with the Associated Press Wednesday, West announced:
“I realize that my place and position in history is that I will go down as the voice of this generation, of this decade, I will be the loudest voice. It’s me settling into that position of just really accepting that it’s one thing to say you want to do it and it’s another thing to really end up being like Michael Jordan.”
Dude, you’ve had a career for, what, four years? I know you’ve got some Grammys and a lot of money, but that does not make you
He even took on poor Justin Timberlake to put him down.
“There were people who had the potential to do it but they went on vacation, so when Justin went on vacation I made albums,” he said. “And it just came out to be that.”
Kanye, why don’t you take another vacation? A long one. Your brain obviously has.
And so, Kanye West, your egotism, your presumption and general douchebag-esque approach to life all make you our Celebrity Ass of the Week.
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I am nominating Kanye West for ASS of the year.
No, I am nominating Kanye West for ASS of this generation.
No, I am nominating Kanye West for ASS of the decade… No, the century… No, the millennium.