Kate Moss grows boobs and is afraid
I hate Kate Moss. Seriously. I’m going to go all Martha Stewart on her and sew her mouth shut. Her only talent is as a mobile clothes hanger and she manages to be a total waste of space the rest of the time.
The supermodel’s teeny tiny frame featured an extra few pounds and set off pregnancy rumors last weekend in London when her stomach bulged slightly as a result. I suspect she hasn’t ovulated in ages anyway.
Moss claims gained some weight “in the right place”.
She said: “I am a woman now. It’s true. Honestly, I’ve never worn a bra in my life. Ever! It’s so awful, even my friends are phoning me up and saying, ‘Are you pregnant?’
“And I’m like, ‘No! I just put on a couple of pounds and they went in the right place.’ Isn’t that weird?”
Just in time to launch a lingerie line for British high street Topshop – claims she can now “fill a B-cup” and is wearing bras for the first time.
She adds: “I’ve just started wearing bras. It’s a miracle. Great timing for my lingerie collection. I’ve just grown breasts.”
See, Kate, for most girls that timing is around, oh, say, 12, 13, you know – puberty.
But Moss is afraid her boyfriend Jamie Hince of the Kills might not be happy with her new curves.
“My boyfriend might not like them. I’m a bit worried”.
Now, that’s mostly sad. Honey, breasts are lovely and fantastic. I’ve got them and have heard no complaints to date. Boys (and girls who swing that way), don’t you agree?
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