Sorry, girls, Robert Pattinson stinks

pattinson2Suddenly the bloom is off the rose with Robert Pattinson. The “New Moon” star is stinking up the place.

Members of the “Twilight” sequel’s crew broke the bad news about every tween’s dream guy to E! News.

“He stinks. I mean, it’s awful,” an onset source said. “He never showers, and it drives people on the set crazy.”

Dose.ca managing editor Jen McDonnell didn’t notice the smell, too busy being dazzled by his sparkliness.

“Up close and personal, I thought he smelled of unicorns and promises,” she said, “which was surprising since his hair looked like it had enough grease in it to power a McDonald’s restaurant for a week. But it was ‘sexy’ grease.”

Hopefully he’ll have less drama in his next role. Pattinson is considering playing another star-crossed lover in the film “Memoirs.”

He’s in early talks to star in the new project from Summit Entertainment, the studio behind the Twilight films.

“Memoirs” is the story of two lovers whose newfound relationship is threatened as they struggle to deal with family tragedies.

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