Jessica Alba. Wait, Who?

Jessica Alba was spotted yesterday with her mom and baby walking around Beverly Hills. Just think about this for a second: back in 2005, Jessica Alba was the hottest thing walking around on two legs. She had two (count ‘em, TWO) giant box-office smash movies within six months and nothing could touch her. Countless magazine covers and around-the-clock paparazzi watch made this lovely Latina a media-saturated horn dog.
Four years later, after a non-stop string of box office crappers, zero reaction to fans, a negative outlook on her fame, a recent run-in with the law, and the uprising of the incomparable Megan Fox, Jessica is pretty much back to what she always complains she wanted to be: a nobody. WELCOME BACK TO OBSCURITY, JESSICA.
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