Archive for October, 2009
Megan Fox Was Sad
This is Megan Fox’s doggie. Yesterday, Megan Fox’s doggie was sick. Megan Fox was sad. Megan Fox took the doggie to the veterinarian. Veterinarian said Megan Fox’s doggie was okay. Megan Fox is happy. I’m happy.
Slayer & Megadeth In Concert
While President Obama was unexpectedly getting the Nobel Peace Prize, on the other side of the world, Megadeth and Slayer were in Sydney spreading the message of Satanism and…..PEACE!
I don’t care if you don’t like Thrash Metal but you have to give props to bands like Slayer, Megadeth, and Metallica for still rockin’ out and sellin’ out huge stadiums all over the world.
Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize
In a stunning decision, President Barack Obama has won the coveted Nobel Peace prize. Nobel observers were shocked by the unexpected choice so early in the Obama presidency, which began less than two weeks before the Feb. 1 nomination deadline. The decision was designed to encourage his initiatives to reduce nuclear arms, ease tensions with the Muslim world and stress diplomacy and cooperation rather than unilateralism. The White House had no immediate response to the surprising announcement.
Alessandra Ambrosio Heats Up Miami
So Victoria’s Secret is holding a nationwide casting call in four different cities to look for ONE good model to join them for this year’s Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. Helping them out in the city of Miami was one of their VS Angels, Alessandra Ambrosio!
Alessandra decided that it wasn’t enough that Miami had sweltering 95 degree heat, so she stepped outside one of the VS stores and gave the waiting photogs a glimpse of the Brazilian heat that her ass distributes. I swear, that ass of hers is like molten rock!
Mila Kunis & Natalie Portman Love The Ballet
Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman – stars of the upcoming “Black Swan” flick – were seen attending the opening night of the American Ballet Theater in the NYC. What were they doing there, you ask? I don’t know, watching the Ballet, bitch!
Shia & Mike Are Stylish On Wall Street
Shia Lebeouf has been filming “Wall Street 2″ for the last month alongside but, as of yesterday, the paps finally caught a glimpse of Shia and Gordon Gekko himself, Michael Douglas looking stylish! Now if only the movie would look as good as the clothes….
The Louis Vuitton Show Gets Afro-Centric
It’s Fashion Week over in the city of Paris and there have been fashion shows around the clock for the last couple of days and each one just gets weirder and weirder!
But the one show that takes the cake is the Louis Vuitton Spring/Summer 2010 Show. Apparently, the designers decided to dish out the most obscurest fashion trend and bestow it upon the poor models: THE 6-FOOT AFRO!
Nothing says “HIP” like giant afros on skinny white European models!
Sony EXC Clip – Assassination of a High School President
Kylie Minogue. Wait, Who?
All over the world, Kylie Minogue is known as an Aussie pop-singing sensation with over 60 MILLION records sold (according to her Wiki page, anyway). She’s been known to sell out stadiums and is mobbed by photogs and hundreds of fans anywhere she goes and even has a bronzed statue of herself in her homeland!
But here in the United States, she’s only known as the girl that sang “The Loco-Motion” and “Can’t Get You Outta My Head”. In fact, she was spotted by the paps in Beverly Hills the other night, dining at Mr. Chow and you know who showed up? About 3 or 4 photogs. No mob, no screaming fans, no appreciation. Sorry, Kylie, we love you but we just don’t care.
Olivia Wilde Looks Baked
Here’s a recent photo of Olivia Wilde as of last night as she was arriving at LAX and she was looking quite thin and very ghostly. In fact, she looked like she had just smoked a ton of crack while on the airplane!
Seth Rogen Suits Up for “The Green Hornet”
Seth Rogen has started filming his latest flick, “The Green Hornet”, and so far, nothing I’ve seen from these shots has impressed me.
I mean, he’s wearing the green suit and mask, he’s got the sidekick Kato by his side, and he’s driving a sweet souped-up black car! So why do I get the feeling that this movie will blow chunks? I hope it doesn’t.
Hey, It’s Pauly Shore!
Pauly Shore, who was at one time, THE most popular VJ on MTV has been seen in public again! The Weasel reappeared in public last night at a nightclub in LA and the paps got a rare glimpse of the Weaz looking quite timely. Man, I bet he still wishes it was still the early 90′s.
Victoria Silvstedt Gets Comfy At The Beach
Yes, it IS what you think it is! Former Playboy Playmate Victoria Silvstedt was snapped by the paps at a beach in St. Tropez yesterday having a little one-on-one time with, ummm….herself.
Click on the pic to view the uncensored version!
Victoria is NASTY and that’s why we love her!
No Lovin’ For McLovin’?
Remember Christopher Mintz-Plasse? He’s the nerdy guy that played the awesome character of McLovin’ in the movie, “Superbad”! He was spotted by the paps sitting outside of a restaurant called Dan Tana’s in West Hollywood yesterday. Apparently, he wasn’t a big enough celeb to get his own custom table in the corner.
Isn’t that a LITTLE bit unfair? The guy is McLovin’ for corn’s sake!
Ali Larter’s New Red ‘Do
Hey, boys and girls, check out the photo below of the newly red-headed Ali Larter!
The reason her coif has been colored up is because Ali is going to start filming the newest installment of the “Resident Evil” movies alongside Milla Jovovich.
They Are The A-Team!
I never thought it would happen in my lifetime, but it FINALLY is! The new “A-Team” movie has already started filming!!! Of course, paparazzi is already on the set snapping any photos they can get of the new foursome.
In case you didn’t already know, Liam Neeson portrays Hannibal Smith, Bradley Cooper is Templeton “Face” Peck, Sharlto Copley (from “District 9″) is Howlin’ Mad Murdock, and UFC fighter Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is none other than B.A. Baracus. This movie is gonna ROCK!
