Why Does Playboy Hate America?

Last night on the Jay Leno Show, TV host/comedienne(?) Chelsea Handler unveiled her cover for the December issue of Playboy Magazine. Yes, Chelsea Handler is on Playboy! NUDE! I don’t know about you, but this announcement really makes me question the validity of the Playboy Empire. First, it was Tara Reid and now THIS!

Let’s make something clear, Chelsea Handler is NOT attractive. Chelsea Handler is NOT sexy. Chelsea Handler is NOT FUNNY. Yes, she has a nice pair of giant caramel popcorn snack bags but WHATEVER! OH MY GOD, I can smell the stank already!!!

You know what? I’m repulsed and disgusted by this and I need to look at pictures of Megan Fox to ease my anger…..aaah, much better.

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