Archive for November, 2009
Depeche Mode In Concert
Depeche Mode continued on the European leg of their “Tour Of The Universe 2009″ and played a sold-out show in Geneva, Switzerland last night. Luckily, I’ve had the pleasure of seeing this band on tour when they stopped by L.A. last August and while they don’t exactly play every big hit in their musical catalogue during the show (or the encore), it is still far and away one of the best live shows on the planet.
Eva Mendes Causes Controversy With Racy Billboard
For some reason, residents of the SoHo District in the NYC are all uppity and bitchy at Eva’s new Calvin Klein ad, calling it “pornography”. First of all, SHUT UP. Secondly, the last time I checked, my definition of “pornography” was that of a sexual act between two or more people.
All I see is a giant billboard of Eva Mendes in Calvin Klein underwear laying next to a dude in his underwear. WHERE’S THE PROBLEM???
Amber Heard Loves It Fast & Furious
Amber Heard has herself a nice little whip! Unlike Megan Fox, Hilary Duff, Ashley Tisdale or Kristin Cavallari, Amber doesn’t rock down West Hollywood with a B.S. Land Rover, instead she goes out in style with a souped-up BMW! Suck on that, young Hollywood!
More Fun With Kristen Stewart
So K-Stew and her co-stars R-Pats and Tay-Laut were in Paris yesterday promoting that vampire movie. What’s that stanky smell?!?
Megan Fox Can Kill You. Not Really.
Megan was snapped by the paps yesterday afternoon exiting a martial arts class. What kind of martial arts is she learning, you ask? I don’t know, WHO CARES!!! Brian Austin Green is in the goddamned way!!!
[Credit to Megan-Fox.NET]
Grindin’ On Katie Cassidy
Did you know that “Melrose Place” starlet Katie Cassidy can grind the poles and catch air like the professional skateboarders? I sure didn’t! Katie was snapped yesterday as she was learning how to skateboard in between takes of filming her show.
Judging from the photos, she needs practice but she does have a nice little booty, so it’s not like I care if she can’t skate.
Hayden Panatierre’s Cancer Break
“Remember The Titans” starlet Hayden Panatierre was spotted inside Voyeur Nightclub last night lighting up a carcinogen harbinger like nobody’s business. Here’s to hoping that she gets that juicy bad girl movie role! BLOW THAT SMOKE, BITCH!
Christian Serratos Gets Naked For PETA
The chick in the photo is a 19-year old actress named Christian Serratos and, apparently, she wants be naked rather than wear fur.
And, for some reason unbeknownst to my hatred for PETA, it sure is makin’ me hungry for a big juicy Superstar cheeseburger from Carl’s Jr. And maybe I’ll add a nice milkshake and some of those greasy curly fries along with it. Ooh, and a big cup of that Barq’s Root Beer to wash it all down. HUH, WHAT?!? What were we talkin’ about?
Happy Birthday, Vanessa & Nick!
Former Total Request Live hostess Vanessa Minnillo and former 98 Degrees singer Nick Lachey both celebrate their birthdays today! She turns 29 and he’s just old.
Joanna Krupa Gets Naked for Playboy Again
“Dancing With The Stars” contestant and everyone’s favorite Polish model Joanna Krupa has confirmed that she IS indeed going to be featured naked in the December is Playboyl! This will be the second time Ms. Krupa has dropped trow for the struggling publication.
According to a recent interview with TV Guide, Krupa confirms that the nude edit was shot just prior to her joining the current season of “DWTS”, which means that she was just nothin’ but a piece of FAT and doughy flesh before that. Okay, maybe not.
Eva Mendes Gets Racy for the Cameras
Eva Mendes is fun. Eva Mendes is cool. She don’t care about no freakin’ underwear! Eva was at the premiere of the new “Bad Lieutenant” flick in LA and wouldn’t you know it? Eva went sans bra and ended up flashing bits of her goodies to the cameras!
Click on the pic to view Eva’ wardrobe malfunction!
Why can’t other celebs be this shameless?
Maxim Cover Girl December 2009
Ashley Greene is the last cover girl of 2009 for Maxim Magazine. The issue should be on newsstands within the next couple of days but only WE have the exclusive Mega-UHQ scans of both covers! Click on the pic to view the bigger version.
Bad news! Ashley is NOT naked (or even half-naked) in the issue. In fact, she is fully-clothed in her entire 6-page editorial! I was eager to see what kinda half-naked hilarity Ashley was gonna pull but she does nothing but disappoint!
DO NOT BE FOOLED BY THE COVERS, FELLOW BUYERS! The purchase of this issue will be like buying the Heidi Montag issue of Playboy. All hype, All filler, No pay-off. If you REALLY want to see Ashley Greene totally naked and in the buff, search elsewhere on the ‘Net because you definitely won’t be getting anything in this issue. EPIC FAIL!!
Happy Birthday, Lamar Odom!
Today is the 30th birthday of Los Angeles Lakers Forward Lamar Odom! He’s got it all – a championship-caliber team, lots of candy at his disposal, and Khloe Kardashian for a wife! Okay, maybe not that last part but, other than that, Happy Birthday, Lamar!
Shakira’s Bad Weave Don’t Lie!
The She-Wolf Shakira attended the MTV European Music Awards last night sportin’ a nice combed little hairdo on the Red Carpet but immediately after the show, the Latina songstress was spotted arriving at the Berliner Flughafen sportin’ some mad fake-ass weaves! WTF?!?
The hips don’t lie but the bad weave sure does!
Brad Pitt Unveils Godly Facial Hair
Here’s a recent photo of Demi-god Brad Pitt and his brand new hippie goatee at a Tokyo press conference for “Inglorious Basterds”.
See, even with the hippie goatee, Brad still looks cool.
Kelly Brook Busts Out in “Calendar Girls”
Check it out, it’s Kelly Brook making her debut stage appearance of “Calendar Girls” and getting all topless and whatnot!
Victoria’s Secret Announces It’s Newest Angels
There are currently SIX supermodels that are officially titled as Victoria’s Secret Angels – Heidi Klum, Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr, Marisa Miller, and Doutzen Kroes.
But that numbers about to increase because the Victoria’s Secret Facebook page made the announcement today of adding FIVE (count ‘em, FIVE) new models into the mix who will be crowned as Angels in this year’s VS Fashion Show. And the lucky ladies are….
–CANDICE SWANEPOEL–
–ROSIE HUNTINGTON WHITELEY
–LINDSAY ELLINGSON
–ERIN HEATHERTON
–EMANUELA DEPAULA
Yee-haw! New supermodel flesh to stare and ogle while I shop at the Mall!
Marisa Miller Goes Vintage for Harley Davidson
Sports Illustrated model and “Gary Unmarried” cameo starlet Marisa Miller is back as the spokesgirl for the 2009 campaign for Harley Davidson and, this time, she’s going vintage by dressing up as a 1940′s Army pin-up girl (minus the Roberto Vargas nudity)!
It’s a crying shame that many companies don’t using Retro-imaging for advertising in this day and age and I’m sure that my WWII veteran neighbor and his Viagra bottle would oblige to that! Spank away, old man!
Best/Worst Halloween Celebrity Costumes 2009
A lot of celebs were out and about on Halloween Night and from the big list I chose what I thought to be the absolute best and worst of the bunch. The best dressed ones are the type that obviously put a lot of work into their costumes, the worst dressed ones don’t even try, and then there’s the odd couple. Here’s my picks:
BEST DRESSED CELEBS: DON KING & GWEN STEFANI
Don King is such a character himself, he already wins. Don King was at a Las Vegas fight on Halloween Night. Back in Los Angeles, Gwen Stefani dressed up as Jessie The Cowgirl from Toy Story 2 and she pulled it off quite nicely (her husband Gavin was dressed up as himself AKA a hippie rockstar douchebag).
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WORST DRESSED CELEBS: JAMES GANDOLFINI & HELENA CHRISTENSEN
Y’see, kids, this is not how you want to dress up on Halloween. Tony Soprano took a Homer Simpson mask and cut out the eyes and then placed it on his head. He didn’t even wear the full costume therefore, he fails! On the other hand, Helena Christensen looked like she got sneezed on by a painting canvas. That isn’t even trying, therefore, she fails as well! Both are EPIC FAIL!
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ODD COUPLE OUT: AGYNESS DEYN & ALEXA CHUNG
And the odd couple out goes to models Alexa Chung and Agyness Deyn dressed up as 90′s impresarios, Wayne Campbell and Garth Algar from “Wayne’s World”. They don’t exactly look like their counterparts, but it looks quite close. Not really, but almost.
Welcome To The Supermodel Comfort Zone
I’ve heard that the island St. Barths is a place where you can do whatever feels right and turns you on. In this case, St. Barth’s has been a hotspot of supermodel sizzle within the last couple of days. Just last week, there was a photoshoot each day all featuring a Victoria’s Secret model in teeny-tiny bikinis and lots of cold beach water!
Alessandra Ambrosio, Irina Shayklislamova and Doutzen Kroes each had their turns on the beaches to flaunt their dangerous curves and, to no one’s surprise, they didn’t disappoint! Goddamn it, I need to move there!
