Archive for December 2009

Taylor Lautner Flashes The Big Guns

Taylor Lautner is not out relaxing in Miami or Mexico with the other brainless celebs, HELL NO! Instead, he’s going to the gym to keep his testosterone werewolf bod in pristine condition. Which is what I should be doing as well!

Jared Leto is Too Hot for Miami

30 Seconds To Mars lead singer Jared Leto was spotted yesterday with a lady-friend wearing his winter regalia – an overcoat, gloves, and a scarf in the hot and sunny beaches of Miami. Say whaaat?!?

Eva Mendes Gets Friendly With The Olsen Twins

Here’s somethin’ that occurred outta sheer coincidence – Ashley Olsen, Justin Bartha (the groom from the movie, “The Hangover”), and Eva Mendes hanging out at the terminal at LAX Airport. Are they buddies? HELL NO, are you kidding me!?!

Marc Jacobs Gets Practically Naked

Here’s a photo of fashion designer Marc Jacobs (on the left) and his wife/husband/whatever cavorting around the beaches of St. Barths totally topless and sporting some boneriffic speedos. That’s right, this is the same place where the Victoria’s Secret models go for their flesh-baring antics, as well as the fashion designers and their boy toy spouses.

Angie & The Raccoon Tail

Check it out, Angelina Jolie was seen on a giant ship/barge in the NYC wearing a giant coat and a raccoon tail cap and yapping away on a cellphone to one of her 25 interchangeable kids.

Oh, and if you were wondering what’s the situation, Angie is doing re-shoots for her flick, “Salt”, hence the Davey Crockett-southwestern-trailblazin’ look. She’s looking kinda hot…..if I were panning for gold in the 1800s!

Pumping Gas With Sofia Vergara

“Modern Family” star Sofia Vergara was spotted yesterday pumping. Gas. At a gas station.

Happy Holidays From Celebutopia!

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all members from all of us at Celebutopia!

Where In The World Is Marisa Miller?

Word through the grapevine is that Victoria’s Secret model Marisa Miller has been relieved of her duties from Victoria’s Secret! That’s right, the only other American VS Angel has been fired, axed, terminated, laid off, given the pink slip, the boot, the one-way ticket to the Unemployment line, a dinner date with Gub’ment cheese!

None of this has been confirmed so, for all I know, I could just be talkin’ outta my ass. Wait, isn’t that what I always do?

Fun With Alan Ruck!

“Twister”, “Speed”, and “Spin City” star Alan Ruck was snapped by the paps a few nights ago over at the Grove in Los Angeles.

You’re probably wonderin’ who Alan Ruck is, right? Well, if you’re like me and love to wax nostalgic on 1980′s movie minutia, Alan is pretty much known for his immortal movie role as Cameron in the John Hughes flick “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off”!

That’s right, SAVE FERRIS!

Simon Cowell Gets Topless!

Yesterday, we posted a hot shirtless photo of Dr. Drew Pinsky in Maui and for today, we bring you some new and hot shirtless photos of “American Idol” judge, Simon Cowell, in the Caribbean! Now I understand why he always wears the tight t-shirts!

Supermodels At The Airport

Miranda Kerr at the airport. Oh, the travesty of being a supermodel and having to travel the world. First-Class ticket to Europe….ugh, AGAIN?

Dr. Drew Pinsky’s Six-Pack To Rehab

The good ol’ Doc was seen cavorting on the hot beaches of Maui with his family and pulling his best Hugh Jackman “No-shirt-with-man-pecs impression”. Now I understand why so many loony female celebs agree to be a part of Dr. Drew’s shows!

Brittany Murphy – A Star Is Fallen

According to various reports, “Clueless” actress Brittany Murphy has died at the young age of 32. Reports indicate that she suffered from full cardiac arrest and never recovered. She was pronounced D.O.A at Cedars-Sinai Hospital early this morning.

Ashley Greene & Jessica Szohr Still Get Friendly

Last night, the world premiere of the Robert Downey Jr/Jude Law flick, “Sherlock Homes” was held in the NYC and there were a lot more big-time celebs that attended unlike the “Avatar” premiere. And one of the lovely group of ladies in attendance were BFFs Ashley Greene and Jessica Szohr. Are they even BFFs? Does it even matter?

Red Hot Rhea Perlman

The world premiere of James Cameron’s new 3D flick, “Avatar”, was held at the Grauman’s Chinese Theater in Hollywood last night and not very many big-time stars showed up. Sure, you had Leona, Zoe Saldana and Audrina Patridge in attendance, but we all know who stole the show – Rhea Perlman!

That’s right, Rhea Perlman. The sassy bartender from the canceled-for-over-20-years TV show, “Cheers” made a red hot return to the Red Carpet with husband Danny DeVito and let me tell ya, she SMOKED Audrina Patridge and Zoe Saldana! Watch out, all you ingenues, Rhea Perlman will school your asses!

The “Nine” Premiere in New York

The world premiere for the new musical (and multi-Golden Globe nominee) “Nine” was held last night in the NYC and all of its stars came out for the festivities including Daniel Day-Lewis (not pictured), Fergie, Kate Hudson, Penelope Cruz, an incredibly busty Marion Cotillard, Nicole Kidman, and Dame Judi Dench. From this menagerie of ladies, Marion Cotillard and her cleavage take the cake!

Mr. Skin’s Top Celebrity Nude Scenes of 2009

The skintastic website known as released their Top 10 List of Best Nudity for 2009 and this year, they’ve combined both mediums of movies and television. That’s a lot of flesh!

Here’s Mr. Skin’s list from #10 to #1:



It does suck that I don’t subscribe to Showtime because I’ve heard so much positive buzz about Eva’s striptease scenes (and the fact that she’s packing some MASSIVE guns) and I am DYING to see the goods. I hope everyone is right about this.

There you have it! Now go and rent these flicks and watch with your pants down!

Megan Fox Loses To Kristen Stewart

The Internet Movie Database released it’s Top 25 list of the most popular Actors and Actresses of 2009 (all based on web hits). Rob Pattinson took the top honors in the male actor category beating out his nemesis, Johnny Depp. And in the female category, Megan Fox took second place (fourth overall), losing to everyone’s favorite high class/no personality/Stanky Kristin Stewart.

I hope all of you Bella fans are happy with yourselves. EPIC FAIL.

Happy Birthday, Sonny Crockett!

Check it out, today is the 60th birthday of “Miami Vice” star, Don Johnson! While Don’s career pretty much piqued after Miami Vice (and after his ultra-smash hit song, “Heartbeat”), we still love him as the original Sonny Crockett. Colin Farrell BE DAMNED!!!

Absolut Kate Beckinsale

Kate Beckinsale wants you….to get drunk! New ads for Absolut Vodka are popping up in magazines featuring Kate in various colored themes. Now it’s time to get blasted!