Archive for January, 2010
Ke$ha = The Future Of Pop Music?
I don’t think so. Let’s get a few things straight about ke$ha: she’s NOT attractive, has a horrific sense of fashion, a less-than-listenable debut album and, on top of that, she’s not anywhere NEAR as talented vocal-wise as Lady Gaga. Sure, a lot about Gaga is questionable, but at least Gaga has much more discernible singing talent than most people give her credit for. Seriously, I ain’t kidding about that!
On the other hand, you have THIS wet patch of stank infecting the airwaves with her disposable high school music and, for reasons unbeknownst even to me, people are buying into the hype! STOP IT, PEOPLE! I’ve listened to ke$ha’s album and after a few listens, this heaping pile of shit-on-a-CD is nothing but over-produced mediocre garbage being passed off as Pop Music!
This is why I can no longer listen to Pop Music without prejudice. If this is what the future of Pop music for the new millenium sounds like, then we can openly attest that it all went down in flames starting with ke$ha. EPIC….FAIL!!!!!
Supermodels Struttin’ For Colcci
There are fashion shows occurring in two different countries as we speak. A Menswear fashion week in Milan and a Womenswear fashion week in Sao Paulo. Earlier today, Victoria’s Secret Angel, Alessandra Ambrosio, was struttin’ her money-makin’ tush on the catwalk for a fashion brand called Colcci.
Christina Hendricks & The REAL Golden Globes
“Mad Men” star Christina Hendricks showed up to the Golden Globes and, wouldn’t you know it, her gi-normous breastesses took her gold-colored dress to a whole new level.
Chillin’ With Katie Cassidy
Why can’t most celebs be as happy and fun-lovin’ and chipper as Katie Cassidy? I get super annoyed when looking at candid photos of Jessica Alba or Ellen Pompeo or Reese Witherspoon because all they do is seethe whenever they see paparazzi. But unlike those batty broads, Katie Cassidy went shopping a couple of nights ago and when she showed up, gave the paps a glimpse of her molten hot heat. See? No fuss, no mess!
Michael Bolton In Concert!
I have to confess, I consider Michael Bolton to be a somewhat guilty pleasure of mine. While many others tend to pass him off as over-the-top or too cheesy, I actually enjoy most of his early work. While some of his later songs are a little too bombastic (“When A Man Loves A Woman”, “Can I Touch You…There?”), you can’t deny that he infects your soul (in a good and bad way).
Well, Mr. Bolton did just that as he performed a concert last night in, wait for it…Barcelona! Oh, those Spaniards must just be clamoring for the Bolt!
Supermodels With Babies
Former Victoria’s Secret Angel, Karolina Kurkova, gave birth to her first child back in October and OK! Magazine got exclusive photos of the leggy Czech and her baby boy in pristine condition.
So far, Karolina’s the only model of the bunch to have officially flaunt her baby to the public. Adriana Lima and Gisele Bundchen have yet to exploit show photos of their baby bundles.
Return Of The Kids In The Hall!
In the VERY early 90′s, there was a Canadian sketch comedy show that debuted on HBO called “The Kids In The Hall” featuring five guys doing preposterously funny sketches about various nonsense. It was one of the ballsiest sketch comedies to emerge in the 90′s alongside “In Living Color” and, to this day, nothing has been able to surpass it.
And now, all five guys from the group have re-teamed and made a CBC-exclusive “Kids In The Hall” TV mini-series called “Death Comes To Town” and the boys appeared in Toronto a few days ago to have a special screening. No announcement has been made if the mini-series will air in the U.S., but if it does, you can bet I’ll be glued to the TV!
Maxim Cover Girl February 2010
I’m disappointed. Maxim chose Amanda Bynes as their cover girl. I absolutely REFUSE to post the cover! EPIC MUTHERFUCKIN’ FAIL!
But there IS an upside to this, boys and girls! The very busty and very voluptuous vixen known as Keeley Hazel has a 4-page editorial in the issue, so I’m gonna pretend that SHE got the cover.
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So what’s it gonna be? Amanda Bynes or Keeley Hazel? Yeah, I thought so, BITCH.
A Day In The Life of Hugh Jackman
This is what his day was like yesterday in Brazil – he spent most of the morning shooting a beverage commercial where all he did was make out with some random Brazilian actress.
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And then when Hugh is done mackin’ on the Brazilian women, he went to the beach with his daughter and didn’t have to explain a thing!
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This was all he did yesterday! He’s the one sloshin’ on the Portuguese chicks and I’m here typin’ about it! Goddamn it, I suck!
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[UPDATE: I was mistaken! The actress is actually NOT Brazilian and is, in fact, a Mexican actress named Ana De La Reguera.]
Lindsay Ellingson – The New Girl
Now that Marisa Miller has been booted out by Victoria’s Secret, a new girl is stepping in to fill out her shoes and her name is Lindsay Ellingson.
Let me give a brief description of Lindsay – the 5′ 11″, 23-year old Californian doe-eyed seductress with the girl-next-door smile has done a ton of runway modeling for all the big-time fashion designers like Chanel, Valentino, and Dolce & Gabbana to name a few. She’s also modeled extensively for VS on many occasions and has, in fact, appeared in THREE of their fashion shows, so she’s no stranger to flashing flesh for fantasy. While she doesn’t exactly have a massive rack like Miller, she sports an impressive pair of gams I could stare at all day.
Let’s see what else she can flaunt, shall we?
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Let’s just hope that VS decides to show us more of this girl in the upcoming year!
American Idol Season 9!
The NINTH season of “American Idol” debuts tomorrow night on FOX and I am gonna be glued to my TV set for all the drama. Hopefully, it won’t SUCK like last year!
In case you forgot, Paula Abdul is no longer part of the tribe, so all of the forthcoming audition episodes will feature a guest judge in each city such as Victoria Beckham, Jessica Simpson, and Katy Perry (pictured above) before switching to its permanent fourth judge, Ellen DeGeneres.
It’s gonna be a good one, so tune in…DAWG!
Esquire Cover Girl February 2010
Blake Lively and her inflatable breastesses are on the cover of the latest issue of Esquire Magazine and we have a preview of the cover just for you!
There is an article about Blake and another on Mila Kunis, but I prefer not to read them. The mag should be on newsstands sometime this week, so pick it up and then YOU can read the goddamned articles!
Marisa Miller Gets Fired!
Just before the Christmas break, I reported that supermodel Marisa Miller had been relieved of her Angel duties from Victoria’s Secret.
Well, word through the proverbial grapevine is that Victoria’s Secret has opted NOT to renew the busty model’s contract, though no reason had been disclosed. Although she had the option to continue on with the company, it seems that the lingerie giant felt that her appeal was limited and that it wasn’t selling product. It may also have to do with the fact the she violated a few agreements in her contract when she signed on to model for Harley Davidson back in 2008 (although that hasn’t been confirmed, either).
As far as I’ve been told, there will be no official announcements of the split, but all images of Marisa will no longer be seen inside the stores nor will she participate in this year’s fashion show. COUNT ON THAT.
Megan Fox Is A BAD Role Model?
Why do British women hate Megan Fox?
According to reports from The Sun and OK! Magazine, health doctors and nutritionists are faulting our own Megan Fox for sending out the wrong message to young girls about weight loss! It turns out, Megan claimed to The Sun that she does a weekly detox regime of drinking apple cider vinegar and, apparently by doing so, it cleanses out her system of the bad stuff (AKA lots of peeing and pooping). Okay, so where’s the negative message for the young girls?
According to dietician Lucy Jones: “As attractive as it sounds, there is no magic pill, lotion or potion for a quick-fix to weight loss.”
First of all, SHUT your goddamned mouth, Lucy Jones! And secondly, where can I buy apple cider vinegar? I wanna look as good as Megan!
Happy Birthday, R. Kelly!
I’m not even gonna get into it, so Happy 43rd birthday, Mr. Kelly!
We Hate Sasha Grey
One of Porn’s most self-indulgent, unimportant pieces of shit whores, Sasha Grey, was spotted attending an AVN event at Tao last night and, WOW, was she just being a total whore!
If you didn’t read Sasha’s bullshit article from Rolling Stone a few months back, you missed out on one of the most steaming pieces of self-important diatribes you’ll ever read. This woman takes herself WAY too seriously and has ZERO appreciation for ANY of her fans. Just know that if you’re a fan of this whore, it’s only because you love seeing videos of her getting choked out with a twelve inch stiffie in her mouth.
Megan Fox In A Bathrobe
Check it out, here’s a new and strangely sexy photo of Megan Fox on the set of her latest flick, “Passion Play” wearing a bathrobe. And, of course, we can assume she’s not wearing anything underneath…..or at least some Victoria’s Secret lingerie.
[Credit to Megan-Fox.NET]
Amber Heard Gets Naked for Vanity Fair
In the latest issue of Vanity Fair, there is a 6-page article inside that features SIX up-and-coming ingenue actresses/singers. And one of them just happens to be the swarthy, sexy, sultry, and VERY naked Amber Heard!
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Amber just couldn’t help the fact that she didn’t want to wear her expensive Versace dress during the photoshoot, so she just took it all off and posed completely naked (but strategically covered, unfortunately). But that’s okay, we all love Amber and her magically delicious side-boob.
Tera Patrick Writes A New Book
It’s been so long since one of my favorite Adult actresses emerged back into the mainstream spotlight and that spotlight belongs to none other than AVN Hall-Of-Famer Tera Patrick! Tera was in the NYC the other night to promote her new tell-all book, “Sinner Takes All”, lookin’ just as hot and trashy and glamorous as can be. WE LOVE YOU, TERA!
Date Night in New York With Brad & Angie
Here’s the latest on Brad: he was seen exiting an NYC restaurant with Angie earlier this evening on a dinner date sans the 40 children they usually daisy-chain around.
