Archive for February, 2010
Blake Lively In A Bikini
Blake Lively. Bikini. Just thought I’d point that out.
Superbowl Date Night with Brad & Angie
No, it isn’t your imagination! Brad, Angie and one of their brood were actually at Superbowl 44 in Miami to root for the New Orleans Saints and guess what? It worked.
Secret Valentine’s With Candice Swanepoel
Valentine’s Day is just ONE week away and if you haven’t planned anything for your girlfriend, consider yourself SCREWED! Let Candice Swanepoel give you a clue, dumbass!
Don’t say I never helped you out with anything important!
Marisa Miller Gets PWNED!
Marisa was a part of yesterday’s DirecTV Celebrity Bowl 2010 and was among the big names in the bunch that got to grapple the pigskin. And then out of nowhere, she got tackled by Tom Arnold! TOTAL PWNAGE, BITCH!
I applaud you, Tom Arnold. This is me applauding right now. CLAP CLAP!
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Oh, and if you ever wanted to make yourself feel like less of a man or kill yourself, here’s a photo of Marisa’s husband.
Wait, did you hear that? That was the sound of America being disappointed.
Brooklyn Decker PWNS Bar Refaeli
If it isn’t obvious by now, swimsuit model Brooklyn Decker WILL likely score the cover for this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue. Brooklyn has been a busy little model and showing up to a lot of Superbowl events in the past 24 hours (gee, I wonder why…) and even attending a pseudo-fashion show up in Canada a few days ago. She wins.
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Meanwhile…last year’s SI cover girl, Bar Refaeli, is NOT attending any sporting events. Instead, she was spotted in the streets of Paris doing absolutely nothing but avoiding the paps. She loses.
Katie Cassidy’s Photoshopped Cleavage
“Melrose Place” cutie, Katie Cassidy, is featured in a sexy little 6-page editorial in the March 2010 issue of Cosmo and only three words can describe her: Dee-Lish-Us! I hate to point it out, but Katie is one of the few pretty Hollywood starlets that come from the I.B.T.C. and the picture below does her a great injustice!
The photographer snapped the photo and then tried to add “cleavage” by Photoshopping a giant speck of dirt in between her breastesses and it is just the most heinous thing I’ve seen!
Click on the pic to see what I mean…
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She’s perfect the way she is, so leave her be, Mr. Photographer and Cosmo editor!
Rihanna Rips Off Victoria’s Secret!
Rihanna was performing at a Superbowl Fan event in Miami yesterday and wearing a one-piece lingerie outfit with the right leg snipped out during her performance.
BTW, that reminds me….Victoria’s Secret model Candice Swanepoel wore it first, bitch!
Happy Birthday, Natalie Imbruglia!
Today is the 35th birthday of a pretty little Aussie songstress named Natalie Imbruglia. Back in 1997, Natalie released a song onto the masses called “Torn” and pretty much annoyed the living hell out of so many people (myself included). It was a catchy little ditty that got too much airplay for its own good, but it sold a bunch of copies and is now considered a 90′s “classic”.
Jennifer And Jessica Are Friends (?)
Jennifer Garner and Jessica Biel are on the cover of the March 2010 issue of Marie Claire. Both girls are all lovey-dovey and kissy-kissy in the editorial but not enough for my taste. In the article, they discuss about some movie they did together….I don’t know, LIKE I CARE.
Click on the pic for a bigger version.
They almost make a convincing pair of BFF’s, don’t they?
R. Kelly In Concert
R. Kelly is still rockin’ it in 2010! The Homie-Lover-Friend was keeping it real last night at a sold out concert in the country of Uganda, of all places.
To be honest, I wasn’t aware that R. Kelly’s music was that popular at that part of the world, but I don’t see nothin’ wrong with a little bump n’ grind!
The “Dear John” Premiere in New York
Amanda Seyfried was at the premiere for her new pre-Valentine’s flick, “Dear John” alongside her co-star, Channing Tatum and his wifey, Jenna Dewan.
It was pretty much an all-out cleavage assault between Amanda and Jenna as both ladies fought to see who had the bigger bust. Not that I have a problem with either of them…
Emanuelle Chiriqui For Real
AskMen.com’s #1 Hottest Woman of 2010, Emanuelle Chiriqui, was spotted earlier today in LA looking at her most chipper.
Let’s not forget, this website chose THAT girl pictured above over Marisa Miller. So form your opinions on THAT.
