Marky Mark Is FAT
I remember way back in the early 90′s when Marky Mark used to be the Calvin Klein guy. Marky was the guy that would always show off his his abs and pecs (in the same way those douchebags from “Jersey Shore” do it) everywhere he went. Even in his music video for “Good Vibrations”, Marky was just ripped to shreds. If I had my choice, I’da torn me off a piece of that!
Now it ain’t like that no more. Marky Mark ain’t as ripped as he used to be and now spends all his time on movie sets and eating lots o’ Twinkies and Ho-Ho’s and powdered donuts.
Let me show you what I mean. Here’s a comparison of Marky from 1991 and a photo taken of him from a movie set earlier today where he was just packin’ lots of chunky love handles.
Wait, you hear that, Marky Mark? That’s the sound of ME being disappointed.
UPDATE 03/16: Later in the evening, Marky was seen at Madeo restaurant grabbing some grub to feed that big fat belly of his. FEEL IT, FEEL IT!
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