Archive for March, 2010
Adam Levine Loves Supermodels
Maroon 5 lead singer, Adam Levine, loves himself some supermodels. Adam’s dated a few popular ladies in the past and now he’s moving to Sports Illustrated swimsuit (and occasional Victoria’s Secret) model Anne Vyalitsyna. How did I know that, you ask? I saw it in the photo below. Isn’t it obvious?
Way to go, Adam Levine! Now try to not fuck it up!
God Of War 3 In Stores Now
If you are an avid gamer, today is the day that PS3 fans have been waiting for, the release of God Of War 3! It’s been three years since the last game was on consoles and now players can finally find out how Kratos will exact his revenge on the Gods of Olympus.
Sony Santa Monica released a press statement to media today and pretty much gave a rundown of the game:
Utilizing a new game engine built from the ground up and state-of-the-art visual technologies, the development team behind God of War III has made standard-setting strides in giving players the realistic feel of actually being on the battlegrounds. With texture resolutions quadrupling since God of War II on the PlayStation 2 computer entertainment system, God of War III, in its debut on the PS3 system, will feature fluid, life-like characters, as well as dynamic lighting effects, a robust weapon system, and world-changing scenarios that will truly bring unmistakable realism to Kratos’ fateful quest. Players will have a chance to join battles on a grand scale that is four times larger than its predecessor, while experiencing detailed and unique 3D worlds lit by thousands of dynamic lights and textures that allow for astonishing realism and new heightened levels of brutality and gore.
If you don’t have a PS3 system, now’s the time to get one! Go to your local Gamestop or Best Buy and grab a copy before they sell out! Don’t miss out on your chance to play what will surely be Game Of The Year.
Anna Kendrick Promotes Movie In Japan
Anna Kendrick and her giant head are currently in the city of Tokyo to promote the flick, “Up In The Air”. George Clooney would’ve been there, but he’s too busy filming another film in Hawaii to care, so the studio sent the girl with the big noggin instead.
K-Stew Is Easily Amused At Silly Paparazzi
So K-Stew left Los Angeles yesterday afternoon to catch a flight to the NYC. When she exits the terminal at JFK Airport, she’s the usual grumpy and moody bitch BUT…..as the flurry of photogs snap away, one of them falls over and then K-Stew busts a gut laughing.
Oh, this girl is so easily amused at the circus dogs! And from the looks of it, she’s actually giving a genuine REAL emotion. Take note, Twi-hards, you won’t be seeing THAT smiling face in the new “Eclipse” flick.
Heidi Montag Is Employed!
For some reason, Heidi Montag and her bitch-ass husband were actually hired to make cameos in a big-budget real-deal studio movie! Heidi and her giant knock-a-billies (and her husband) were spotted earlier today at a mansion in Malibu filming for a movie which actually stars Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler!
Yeah, hard to believe, ain’t it? Oh, and speaking of hard…..here’s the photos of Heidi and her violent cannons from the set.
At least Heidi put her best assets on display for everyone to see (and for her husband to ignore).
Marky Mark Is FAT
I remember way back in the early 90′s when Marky Mark used to be the Calvin Klein guy. Marky was the guy that would always show off his his abs and pecs (in the same way those douchebags from “Jersey Shore” do it) everywhere he went. Even in his music video for “Good Vibrations”, Marky was just ripped to shreds. If I had my choice, I’da torn me off a piece of that!
Now it ain’t like that no more. Marky Mark ain’t as ripped as he used to be and now spends all his time on movie sets and eating lots o’ Twinkies and Ho-Ho’s and powdered donuts.
Let me show you what I mean. Here’s a comparison of Marky from 1991 and a photo taken of him from a movie set earlier today where he was just packin’ lots of chunky love handles.
Wait, you hear that, Marky Mark? That’s the sound of ME being disappointed.
UPDATE 03/16: Later in the evening, Marky was seen at Madeo restaurant grabbing some grub to feed that big fat belly of his. FEEL IT, FEEL IT!
Happy Birthday, Rockwell!
Today is the 46th birthday of One-Hit Wonder artist, Rockwell! If you don’t recognize the name, then I’m sure you’ll recognize his only hit record from 1984, “Somebody’ Watching Me” which featured background vocals from Michael Jackson. Lately, the song has been in constant rotation on TV due to the fact that the song is being used in all those goddamned GEICO commercials.
He may not be relevant today, but I can guarantee this guy is swimming in a pool of royalties because of those GEICO commercials. Other than that, Somebody’s watching you, Rockwell!
If you still don’t know the song I’m talking about, watch this video. That should clear it up.
Johnny Depp In Jammies
Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie are currently filming a flick called, “The Tourist”, over in Venice and lots of rumors about Johnny’s strong “chemistry” with Angie has been making the media rounds. In fact, the big rumor now is that Brad Pitt is not taking lightly to the Angie’s chemistry with Johnny and has been seen visiting the set often with the kiddies in tow to keep Angie “in check”.
Well, when you’re as dapperly dressed like Johnny in an aqua blue set of pajamas, running through the cobblestoned streets of Venice, who’s to say Angie is to blame?
Kate Beckinsale’s Cancer Break
Good ol’ Kate Becks isn’t hiding the fact that she just loves to suck on the cancer sticks. Not that I have a problem with it. Some do it subtly while others just blow it in your face. The smoke, I mean!
Homegirl was seen yesterday morning in the back of a car and just puffin’ away and not passing it to anyone. OH, YOU STINGY BITCH!
Bar Refaeli Will “Dilute The Jews”
Who knew that Jewish political activists were so deeply involved with supermodels? I sure didn’t but, apparently, a right-wing Jewish activist from the Lehava Organization named Baruch Marzel (pictured below) has issued a formal letter to supermodel Bar Refaeli asking her to NOT marry Leo DiCaprio because the marriage may “dilute the Jews”.
Here’s an excerpt from the letter (via The Jewish Chronicle):
“It is not by chance that you were born Jewish. Your grandmother and her grandmother did not dream that one of their descendants would one day remove the family’s future generations from the Jewish people. Come to your senses, look forward and back too – and not only the present. Don’t marry Leonardo DiCaprio, don’t harm the future generations”.
….Huh? Sorry, what? I was too busy staring at Bar’s boobs.
Rosario & Leslie Make A Wish
The Make-A-Wish Foundation held a special event at the Santa Monica Pier earlier this afternoon and a nice collection of celebs were attendance including Adam Sandler, Anna Paquin, Supermodel Panty-puller Tom Arnold, and the two lovely ladies pictured below.
So what do you get when you invite Rosario Dawson and Leslie Bibb to your event?
THE ANSWER: You get Mischa Barton.
Peter Graves Found Dead
Legendary actor of TV and movies, Peter Graves, was found dead in his home in Los Angeles late Sunday afternoon. The cause of death is reported to be from natural causes. Graves was well known for his role in the movie, “Airplane!”, and for his role as the original Jim Phelps from the 60′s TV series, “Mission: Impossible”. Graves was 83.
Hot Coffee With Ashley Greene
Ashley wasn’t looking so bored last Friday when the paps spotted her in Burbank. Girlfriend was seen leaving an acting studio (whether she participated or attended is the big question) with a nice hot coffee in hand. And later in the day, she was spotted *GASP* paying for her own parking!
Did I mention she PAID for her own parking? Yeah, I did.
Aubrey’s Milkshakes Are Better Than Yours
If you were in WeHo yesterday, then you probably saw a small gathering of pseudo-fans of Danity Kane over at the Millions Of Milkshakes store to witness Aubrey O’Day concoct some dairy confections of mythic proportions.
Or maybe you didn’t.
Katie Cassidy Is Charitable
“Melrose Place” cutie, Katie Cassidy, was at the Bank Nightclub at the Bellagio Hotel in Las Vegas last night to donate $15,000 to the Help Malawi foundation. Why did she do that you ask? I don’t know, I’m just telling you what happened!
In other news, TMZ has kinda-sorta confirmed that Jennifer Love Hewitt is single again. YAWN.
Manny Pacquiao Wins Again
In case you missed it or didn’t have the chance to watch the event on pay-per-view, WBO Welterweight Champion Manny Pacquiao defeated contender Joshua Clottey in last night’s main event at the Dallas Cowboys Stadium in Dallas.
Over 60,000 fans showed up (setting a record for attendance for a boxing match) to watch Pacquiao decimate Clottey in a predictable 12-round battle that ended in a unanimous decision. NOTE TO CLOTTEY: A little less blocking, a little more punching, bitch!
Now all we have to do is wait for the Mayweather-Pacquiao title bout to be confirmed (if it will ever be announced, that is).
Shots With Queen Latifah
Former Rap queen Queen Latifah knows how to party! The Queen was seen poolside at a Miami hotel this afternoon just downing lots of Tequila shots like nobody’s business. Hey, just add some Miller Chill and we’re good to go!
Other celebs were also seen at the same poolside like Kourtney Kardashian and Cheryl Burke. Oh wait, did I just call them “celebs”? Sorry, I meant “nobodies”.
Who you callin’ a “bitch”?!? U-N-I-T-Y!
Maxim Cover Girl April 2010
After three months of having to endure a bunch of average-looking cover girls, Maxim is finally starting to pick up the temperature meter! Maxim’s cover girl for April 2010 is relative newcomer actress Alice Eve, who stars in the new movie, “She’s Out Of My League”.
I haven’t read the article yet but her pictures in the issue are definitely quite boneriffic and delicious. And…let’s not dismiss the fact that Alice is MUCH hotter than last month’s hideously drab cover girl, Kaley Cuoco! Click on the pic below to view the bigger version.
Would it surprise you that this girl is also British? In a recent press junket interview, Alice claimed that she grew up in both the UK and in Southern California, so she can easily switch between accents on the fly. Now THIS is my kinda girl!
“Avatar Reloaded” This Summer?
Couldn’t get enough “Avatar”? Want to see MORE of it? Well, it’s gonna happen, so bust out your 3D glasses and get ready because Fox Studios just announced that James Cameron’s technical epic is eyeing a summer re-release ONLY in IMAX theaters!
The catch? This time Cameron will add an additional TEN minutes to the film, bringing it’s (already lengthy) runtime to 170 minutes. So if you wanna see more footage of blue people doing…..stuff, now’s the time!
Fox also announced a Fall release of the DVD/Blu-Ray that will feature the flick only in 2D. The 3D version will likely see a release but it will only be due to the fact that not many households will have 3D HDTV’s by then. So until you pony up the cash for a Sony 3D HDTV, just plop down the cash and watch it in IMAX theaters while you can.
American Idol Season 9 – Top 12 Revealed
I’ve been so deeply disturbed at just how horrible Season 9 of “American Idol” has become. A lot of my potential favorites were eliminated during Hollywood Week (Whip Girl, nooooo!) but, fortunately, I’ve spared myself the excruciating pain of having to watch the Top 24 perform.
I’ve been reading reviews and listening to lots of watercooler chat about the Top 24 finalists and you know what? I don’t care. I REALLY don’t care. Well, after last night and a whopping NINE episodes later, twelve bad singers were ousted and now we’re left with the vapid Top 12.
The Top 12 singers are:
–DIDI BENAMI, LACEY BROWN, CRYSTAL BOWERSOX
–LEE DEWYZE, ANDREW GARCIA, CASEY JAMES
–AARON KELLY, MICHAEL LYNCHE, SIOBAHN MAGNUS
–PAIGE MILES, KATIE STEVENS,TIM URBAN
You voted for them, now SUFFER through them! ENJOY, America!
