Archive for April, 2010
Happy 420! – PART 2
More famous people smoking!
To Be Continued….
Isla Fisher Having Borat’s 2nd Baby!
A lot of rumors are going around that “Wedding Crashers” star, Isla Fisher, is pregnant with Sacha Baron Cohen’s second child. Recent photos of her (including the one of her below from earlier today) show her sporting a big bump in her tummy, which kinda does make the rumors sound valid. Either that or Isla is just plain FAT!
Anytime now, Borat. You can announce the news anytime.
Forbes List – Top 10 Hardest Working Actors
The people over at Forbes have compiled a combined list of the Top 10 actors and actresses considered to be the “hardest working” of the Hollywood bunch. The criteria for the list includes the # of movies made and the grosses of those particular movies based on the starpower of the actor (whether or not they were the top billed).
Here’s the list from top to bottom:
–#1 Seth Rogen
–#2 Morgan Freeman
–#3 Matt Damon
–#4 Will Ferrell
–#5 Robert Downey Jr.
–#6 Samuel L. Jackson
–#7 Sandra Bullock
–#8 Meryl Streep
–#9 Shia LaBeouf
–#10 Christian Bale
Seth Rogen on top of the list boggles my mind….but I have seen most of his films come to think of it. Damn, and all he did in his movies was smoke weed!
Happy 420! – PART 1
Happy 420! Since today is 420, I only find it appropriate to keep it (il)legal and post pictures of all your favorite celebrities smokin’ out.
To be honest, it’s not exactly easy to find pictures of famous people smokin’ weed, so I’m just gonna stick to famous people smoking cigarettes, but you get the idea. I’ll be making four posts with five photos each. Four-Twenty, GET IT?
To Be Continued….
[Photos Credit: Bauer-Griffin, Paramount]
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Jude Law & Sienna Miller – Just Shopping, No Big Deal
I’m astounded at how former celebrity couples can manage to “just stay friends” after big public break-ups. I really don’t get it. Such is the case when the paps spotted Jude Law out shopping at Maxfield’s in Beverly Hills with Sienna Miller yesterday afternoon. Seriously! I’m guessin’ Jude rocks the oh-so-enchanting Dior cologne so hard.
Oh wait, I see…..it’s all that “Sherlock Holmes” money that Jude’s pulling in that must turn her on. Yeah, I see the strategy here, Sienna.
Leona Lewis – Still A SoCal Girl
Leona Lewis is one of those girls that puzzle me as to why they decide to hang out in southern California (my hometown) rather than at some exotic locale somewhere in the world. She’s a huge UK singing sensation yet she spends most of her time shopping at stores near my house, so is it wrong for me to think that maybe she just loves the spicy Mexican food?
As I was saying, Leona was spotted earlier this afternoon in, you guessed it, Beverly Hills where she was just shopping her ass off.
If that’s the case, then her ass better learn how to do Valspeak!
Hot Coffee With Anna Kendrick
“Up In The Air” starlet, Anna Kendrick and her giant noggin was spotted over the weekend in Vancouver grabbing a hot brew at the local Canadian Starbucks.
And that was the latest news on hot girls with hot coffee!
Olivia Wilde Stuns In Little Black Dress
So while most of the famous celebs were in Coachella this weekend, “Tron 2.0″ starlet, Olivia Wilde, was spotted in Vienna (which is, like, in Italy and some junk) attending an awards show wearing a sexy little black dress.
Sure, she ain’t sporting any bumps like Christina Hendricks…..but I sure wish she did!
Jason Statham Loves The Supermodels
“The Expendables” star, Jason Statham, was seen hanging out at the Coachella Festival this weekend and alongside him was British supermodel AND current Victoria’s Secret Angel Rosie Huntington Whiteley. Both were seen getting comfy and cozy, which would be quite dumb at Coachella because there’s hundreds of goddamned sweaty, smelly Hippies all over the place!!!
I’ve noticed that most of Jason’s movie friends are quite the supermodel collectors (Orlando Bloom comes to mind), so I guess he wanted to jump in and grab a piece of that supermodel booty. And, boy, is there a lot to grab!
For more on Jason’s new fling, take a look at this racy advert for a UK fashion line called Agent Provocateur (a much racier version of Victoria’s Secret) which features Jason’s new girlfriend stripping and getting on her knees.
WAY TO GO, JASON!
Christina Hendricks – Best-Looking Woman In America – PART 2
I think it’s only fair that I also post the other photo of Christina that is inside the Esquire issue. Believe it or not, there is only ONE other photo and in it, she’s eating a juicy watermelon with those plump peckers. Watermelons, GET IT?!?
Also, here is Christina’s article entitled, “A Letter To Men”, typed verbatim as it appears in the issue. Take from it what you will.
>We love your body. If we’re in love with you, we love your body. Your potbelly, everything. Even if you’re insecure about something, we love your body. You feel like you’re not this or that? We love your body. We embrace everything. Because it’s you.
Speaking of your body, you don’t understand the power of your own smell. Any woman who is currently with a man is with him partly she loves the way he smells. And if we haven’t smelled you for a day or two and then we suddenly are within inches of you, we swoon. We get light-headed. It’s intoxicating. It’s heady.
>We remember forever what you say about the bodies of other women. When you mention in passing that a certain woman is attractive–could be someone in the office, a woman on the street, a celebrity, any woman in the world, really–your comment goes into a steel box and it stays there forever. We will file the comment under “Women He Finds Attractive.” It’s not about whether or not we approve of the comment. It’s about learning what you think is sexy and how we might be able to convey it. It’s about keeping our man by knowing what he likes.
>We also remember everything you say about our bodies, be it good or bad. Doesn’t matter if it’s a compliment. Could be just a comment. Those things you say are stored away in the steel box, and we remember those things verbatim. We remember what you were wearing and the street corner you were standing on when you said it.
Click here to read the rest of Christina’s letter!
Katy Perry Gets Kissy-Kissy With Another Girl @ Coachella
Do I need to say anything else?
Demi Lovato “Busts” Out At Movie Premiere
Disney starlet Demi Lovato, who is FOUR months away from turning eighteen, was at the premiere of “Oceans” in Hollywood this afternoon and was blatantly baring her PG-13 Disney assets around for all to see.
Now keep in mind that the other Disney starlet, Miley Cyrus, has dressed up in much racier outfits than this, so don’t get all high and mighty at me for pointing it out.
AnnaLynne McCord – Bottoms Up At The Beach
If there’s one thing I can guarantee about AnnaLynne, it’s that she’s always ready to flash her itty-bitty parts at anytime. Such is the case from earlier this afternoon when the “90210″ starlet went to Hermosa Beach (a bit far from my house) and let it all hang out…..down there. And you KNOW she enjoyed every second of it.
I swear, this woman is just a crotch-shot away from getting famous.
Megan Fox Loves Racing!
Actually, I can’t really confirm that claim but, apparently, her good friend Brian Austin Green is quite the racing junkie. Megan was spotted over at the Long Beach Grand Prix Celebrity Race yesterday afternoon where BAG was one of the celebrity racers alongside Keanu Reeves and Adam Carolla.
BTW, even if Brian Austin Green didn’t win….he still gets to cry on Megan’s shoulder as consolation. SUNNUVABITCH.
Photo courtesy of Megan-Fox.NET.
Beyonce Joins Jay-Z @ Coachella
The Coachella Music & Arts Festival in Indio, CA is one of those events that I get tempted to attend every year, but the whole “hot, sweaty” vibe of thousands of concert-goers in one area really does make me turn away. But I have heard that stories about people running into various celebrities that are also in the crowd.
This year’s festival has over 130+ bands performing over a 3-day period and the main headliner for last night was the HOVA himself, Jay-Z! Midway thru his set, Beyonce (who wasn’t part of the bill) jumped in from offstage and joined HOVA, probably to sing some of Rihanna’s parts.
It was rumored for weeks that Dr. Dre was probably going to show up at Coachella alongside Jay-Z to debut a new track from “D-Tox” but it didn’t happen. C’MON, DRE!!!
Christina Hendricks – Best-Looking Woman In America
The radiant red-haired bombshell from the TV show, “Mad Men”, with the insanely massive knockers is the May 2010 cover girl for Esquire Magazine. In the issue, the magazine took a survey comprised of over 10,000 women and asked them various questions from Politics to sexuality. For the choice of “Best-Looking Woman In America”, over 30% of the vote went to Christina Hendricks (hence the cover)! The other 17% of the “Best-Looking Woman” votes went to Adriana Lima (who is NOT American, mind you) and 14% went to Megan Fox.
In the article, Christina gives out her own personal notes on how to treat a woman. ["No man should be on Facebook" is one of her pieces of advice.]
Also, another question that was asked in the survey was, “If you are/were a lesbian, which of these women would you most want to sleep with?” A whopping 31% of the votes went to actress Zooey Deschanel followed by 20% for Megan Fox and 14% for Adriana Lima. Really? Lesbos prefer Zooey over Megan Fox?
The Weinsteins To Take Back Miramax?
According to reports from Hollywood Reporter, the Weinstein Bros. are on track to regain control of the company they relinquished to Disney, Miramax Studios. The Weinsteins maintained control over distribution of it’s indie films up until 2005 when the brothers did not renew their contract with Disney, hence losing Miramax.
After much lackluster results to their last few films, Disney decided to lay off most of the Miramax employees and put Miramax on the auction block. Lionsgate studios was reportedly interested, but the Weinstein brothers jumped in with various offers to buy back and maintain Miramax’s 611 movies all in the tune of $600 million.
No word of a deal has been made as of yet.
Tears For Fears – 25 Years Strong
I keep forgetting to make this post, but now I’m gonna do it. Last February marked the 25th anniversary of the release of one of the best and critically acclaimed albums of the 1980′s, “Songs From The Big Chair”, by a little known UK band called Tears For Fears.
Prior to this release, the band’s previous album, “The Hurting”, was also critically acclaimed with a few minor hits. But it wasn’t until their second album that Tears For Fears broke out BIG and ruled the world. Pun Intended.
The album sold a massive SIX million copies worldwide and spawned five chart-topping hits: “Mother’s Talk”, “Shout”, “Head Over Heels”, “I Believe”, and the song that would be the pinnacle of mid-80′s post-Cold War sentimentality, “Everybody Wants To Rule The World”.
As of 2010, the band is still together and still touring venues around the world. If you’re lucky, you can check their official website and catch a show in your town. If you are a fan of good music (or are a longtime fan), give the album a listen. It’s a lot better than listening to ke$ha, I guarantee it.
Girl’s Night Out With The Jonas Bros.
Two of the Jonas brothers went on a double-date the other night over in Los Feliz (not far from my house). Disney star, Demi Lovato, was also along for the date and if there’s one thing that I can guarantee, there was NO sex. Nope, nobody was dilly-dallying with the peckerwood.
So this pretty much means you had four girls just hanging out on a date night. EPIC FAIL.
A Little Sexytime With Kiefer Sutherland
Now that Keifer is virtually unemployed for the time being, he can just do whatever the hell he wants. Except get drunk. Kiefer was spotted in London yesterday afternoon taking a quick smoke break and then disappearing into his hotel. Probably to get drunk with some groupie ho’s.
