Ashley Greene Chats It Up @ The Airport
Maxim’s 29th Hottest Woman of 2010 was spotted over the Bob Hope Airport in Burbank, CA over the weekend. According to photog description, she signed ONE autograph for a Twi-hard and then proceeded to talk on the phone the entire time she waited for her ride.
Here’s how the convo went:
“Can you fuckin’ believe this bullshit?!? Maxim chose me as #68 for their Hot 100 list last year and now I’m only #29 for THIS year! Yeah, exactly, I know! Katy Perry got the #1 spot and she’s NEVER taken any fully nude photos of herself and posted it on the Internet, EVER. What a fuckin’ skanky ass bitch! Next time, I’m doing a sex tape, just you wait and see. Yeah, it’ll be me and all the Twilight girls in the video. I’ll be #1 next year after that for sure! Yeah….uh-huh….I know. Thanks for listening, babe. Oh, and say Hi to Brad Pitt for me. Thanks, Angelina!”
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And there you go! A conversation with Ashley Greene that NEVER took place. But I can fantasize that it did.
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