Maxim Hot 100 Of 2010 – Take 2

Okay, I’ve allowed a lot of you to view the Top 100 list and now it’s time for me to point out a few of the glaring omissions and some of the horribly chosen additions to this list.

First of all, let’s take into consideration some of the popular names that have been cut/omitted from this list. Why were they not included, you ask? That’s the million dollar question, my friend!

–BEYONCE
–FERGIE
–KRISTIN KREUK
–LINDSAY LOHAN
–LADY GAGA
–ADRIANA LIMA
–GISELE BUNDCHEN
–CHRISTINA HENDRICKS
–GEMMA ARTERTON
–HALLE BERRY
–KATE BECKINSALE
–JESSICA SIMPSON.
–GWEN STEFANI
–EMILY BLUNT

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And let’s question some of the names that DID make the list:

–Olivia Munn (#8)
I like this girl but is she suitable for Top 10 Material? Think of it this way, she only appears in “Iron Man 2″ for about 5 seconds yet she beats out Scarlett Johansson. Explain that to me, PLEASE!

–ke$ha (#56)
I gue$$ when you’ve got a be$t-$elling piece o’ $hit album in the chart$, it nab$ a top spot on the Maxim li$t. BULL$HIT!

–Amanda Bynes (#15)
Can someone remind me why this fug Nickelodeon bitch keeps getting put on Maxim? I’ve NEVER once found her attractive, cute, or funny!!! Stop it!!!!!!!!!!

–Kylie Bisutti (#85)
This girl is an oddity for this list. Kylie was the winner of the Victoria’s Secret Model search last year and walked their fashion show. Since then, she’s done minimal work for the lingerie company yet she still made this list.

–Kaley Cuoco (#28)
This girl defines FUG and takes it to a whole ‘nother level. Never have I been so disgusted with a girl this fugly and un-sexy beating out other ladies that far outweigh her in every department.

–Chelsea Handler (#87)
Oy! Who….what….why…..HUH?!?

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And let’s be thankful that NONE of these women are on the list:

–Kristen Stewart
–Lea Michelle
–Heidi Montag
–Lauren Conrad
–All the girls from “Jersey Shore”
–The other two Kardashian sisters
–Vanessa Hudgens & Ashley Tisdale
–Mischa Barton
–Mariah Carey

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There’s a lot more names to point out, but I’ll just leave it at that. I just hope Maxim wakes up and decides to give Megan Fox her due. They’ve toyed with her for the last four years and I’m sick of it!

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