Archive for May, 2010
Hot Coffee With Ashley Greene – PART 2
Now that news has spread that Ashley and her “Twilight” co-star, Kellan Lutz are holding out from the fourth and fifth vampire sequels for more money, it gives her more time to drink more coffee.
The paps spotted her yesterday grabbin’ a hot brew and STILL talking and bitching to her agent on the phone.
Workin’ Out With Katy Perry
The one thing I’ve noticed about Maxim’s #1 Hottest Woman of 2010 is that she likes to work out. A LOT. There have been lots of recent photos of Katy (with Russell, sometimes) leaving a gym or a trainer’s house YET….she doesn’t look any bigger or slimmer. So what is she doing, then?
Unless she decides to reveal some six pack abs or even bigger boobs, there better be a good reason for her to always be at the gym. It’s definitely not to look good for her wedding night, which I’m sure won’t happen.
LA Lakers Sweep Utah Jazz, 111-96
My Los Angeles Lakers have been on fire! Winning SIX games in a row and sweeping the Utah Jazz in four, the Lakers will face off against the Phoenix Suns (or “Los Suns” to all you non-immigrants) next Monday for the Western Conference Finals.
The Jazz displayed less-than-average athleticism in last night’s Game 4 loss and if I were to attribute it to anything, it would be because they just plain sucked. Almost every key Jazz player had subpar numbers (Boozer only had 10 points and Williams had 21) mixed with ice cold shooting. What words can I think of that describe this loss? Let’s see….they got stomped, dominated, assaulted, battered, and destroyed. There was no question that LA overpowered the Jazz in all aspects and it’ll be great to see if the Phoenix Suns can match that Laker prowess. Until then, the Lakers have a full week to think of a way to sweep defeat the Suns. I suggest they pretend that it’s a real Playoff game.
Marisa Miller’s Weekend Pool Party – PART 2
A couple of weeks ago, Maxim’s 10th Hottest woman of 2010 held a pool party in her own backyard (with a kiddie pool). But that all changed because the MGM Grand thought it’d be better if she hosted their pool party instead!
Marisa hosted a pool party at the Wet Republic Ultra Pool in Las Vegas over the weekend but was NOT wearing her trademark bikini at the poolside.
How the Hell do you ask a Sports Illustrated/Victoria’s Secret supermodel to host a pool party and not have her in a bikini and getting all wet and wild? Goddamn you, MGM GRAND!!!
Ashley Greene Chats It Up @ The Airport
Maxim’s 29th Hottest Woman of 2010 was spotted over the Bob Hope Airport in Burbank, CA over the weekend. According to photog description, she signed ONE autograph for a Twi-hard and then proceeded to talk on the phone the entire time she waited for her ride.
Here’s how the convo went:
“Can you fuckin’ believe this bullshit?!? Maxim chose me as #68 for their Hot 100 list last year and now I’m only #29 for THIS year! Yeah, exactly, I know! Katy Perry got the #1 spot and she’s NEVER taken any fully nude photos of herself and posted it on the Internet, EVER. What a fuckin’ skanky ass bitch! Next time, I’m doing a sex tape, just you wait and see. Yeah, it’ll be me and all the Twilight girls in the video. I’ll be #1 next year after that for sure! Yeah….uh-huh….I know. Thanks for listening, babe. Oh, and say Hi to Brad Pitt for me. Thanks, Angelina!”
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And there you go! A conversation with Ashley Greene that NEVER took place. But I can fantasize that it did.
Happy Birthday, Odette Yustman!
My third favorite brunette (behind Megan Fox and Katharine McPhee) and Maxim’s 70th Hottest Woman of 2010 celebrates her 25th birthday today! The star of 2009′s first hit flick “The Unborn” has been absent from the movies for a long while, but she has reappeared at a few recent events sporting a giant rock on her finger. Oh dear god, why did this have to happen???
I don’t wanna talk about that. Let’s just ogle at some Odette photos, shall we?
My perfect TV show fantasy: Amber Heard, Odette Yustman, and Megan as the new Charlie’s Angels! That would so rock. Other than that, Happy Birthday, Odette!
Maxim Hot 100 Of 2010 – Take 2
Okay, I’ve allowed a lot of you to view the Top 100 list and now it’s time for me to point out a few of the glaring omissions and some of the horribly chosen additions to this list.
First of all, let’s take into consideration some of the popular names that have been cut/omitted from this list. Why were they not included, you ask? That’s the million dollar question, my friend!
–BEYONCE
–FERGIE
–KRISTIN KREUK
–LINDSAY LOHAN
–LADY GAGA
–ADRIANA LIMA
–GISELE BUNDCHEN
–CHRISTINA HENDRICKS
–GEMMA ARTERTON
–HALLE BERRY
–KATE BECKINSALE
–JESSICA SIMPSON.
–GWEN STEFANI
–EMILY BLUNT
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And let’s question some of the names that DID make the list:
–Olivia Munn (#8)
I like this girl but is she suitable for Top 10 Material? Think of it this way, she only appears in “Iron Man 2″ for about 5 seconds yet she beats out Scarlett Johansson. Explain that to me, PLEASE!
–ke$ha (#56)
I gue$$ when you’ve got a be$t-$elling piece o’ $hit album in the chart$, it nab$ a top spot on the Maxim li$t. BULL$HIT!
–Amanda Bynes (#15)
Can someone remind me why this fug Nickelodeon bitch keeps getting put on Maxim? I’ve NEVER once found her attractive, cute, or funny!!! Stop it!!!!!!!!!!
–Kylie Bisutti (#85)
This girl is an oddity for this list. Kylie was the winner of the Victoria’s Secret Model search last year and walked their fashion show. Since then, she’s done minimal work for the lingerie company yet she still made this list.
–Kaley Cuoco (#28)
This girl defines FUG and takes it to a whole ‘nother level. Never have I been so disgusted with a girl this fugly and un-sexy beating out other ladies that far outweigh her in every department.
–Chelsea Handler (#87)
Oy! Who….what….why…..HUH?!?
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And let’s be thankful that NONE of these women are on the list:
–Kristen Stewart
–Lea Michelle
–Heidi Montag
–Lauren Conrad
–All the girls from “Jersey Shore”
–The other two Kardashian sisters
–Vanessa Hudgens & Ashley Tisdale
–Mischa Barton
–Mariah Carey
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There’s a lot more names to point out, but I’ll just leave it at that. I just hope Maxim wakes up and decides to give Megan Fox her due. They’ve toyed with her for the last four years and I’m sick of it!
Maxim’s Hot 100 Of 2010
Ready for the Maxim Top 100 list of 2010? You better be because this year’s #1 girl completely blindsides everyone to take the top spot from last year’s winner. Last year’s #1 girl (Olivia Wilde) takes a massive dive down the charts and lands in the 20TH SPOT! As with most lists of this caliber, I have my agreements and disagreements but let’s at least be thankful that Kristen Stewart is NOT in this list!
Enough from me, here’s the complete list of Maxim’s Hot 100. Scans for the Top 10 ladies will be posted below. To see if your favorite girl made it onto the list, click on the “CLICK HERE FOR MORE” link below for the rest of the list!
#10: MARISA MILLER
#9: KIM KARDASHIAN
#8: OLIVIA MUNN
#7: ELISABETTA CANALIS
#6: RIHANNA
#5: MEGAN FOX
#4: BLAKE LIVELY
#3: ZOE SALDANA
#2: BROOKLYN DECKER
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And the NUMBER 1 Hottest Woman of 2010 according to Maxim is……
#1: KATY PERRY!!!
And that is your Top 10! Click on the link below to see the other 90 ladies and see where you favorite girl ranked this year!
CLICK HERE FORE THE REST OF THE LIST!
Adriana Lima – The Wonderbread Goddess
Adriana Lima is a Goddess. I think we all know that. She deserves to be treated as such and any person that isn’t part of her hardcore dedicated fan-base that doesn’t think so is a big fat foul-smelling bitch. I think we all know that as well.
Anyway, Adriana attended a special charity event for one of her boxing trainers yesterday evening alongside Hugh Jackman and Harvey Keitel, where she judged a few sparring matches. Oh, and she was dressed in an expensive Wonderbread dress.
It ain’t no Versace, that’s for sure.
[PHOTO CREDIT: Lima-Fans.com]
Oprah De-Mustaches Dr. Phil!
I don’t know if this was filmed live or if it was for a later airing, but Oprah brought in Dr. Phil during a celebration episode of her show @ Radio City Music Hall yesterday afternoon and had Dr. Phil’s giant douchebag caterpillar mustache shaved off in front of the large audience.
Now Dr. Phil looks like an even bigger douchebag!
Joaquin Phoenix Stars In World’s Biggest Pile Of Bulls—t!
In early 2009, Joaquin Phoenix lead the world on some sort of scandalous media trip by making everyone think he quit acting to become a Rapper. Of course, word on the street was that it was all FAKE and that it was all being filmed for a “mockumentary” by Casey Affleck.
In case you forgot, early last year, Joaquin Phoenix embarked on a bizarre promotion where he grew a giant beard, made an ass of himself during an interview with David Letterman, and pulled off a few Axl Rose-type stunts during one of his few Rap shows (pictured below).
Well, Deadline.com got word that Hollywood’s worst kept secret (AKA Joaquin The Rapper) WAS complete utter BULLSHIT! Of course, everyone knew it was nothin’ but bullshit, but we were just waiting for confirmation and according to the website, Affleck and Phoenix had a special “buyers screening” to sell the film and it could be a couple of days before a deal is reached. The potential studio that ends up with the film are keeping the film’s content “under wraps for as long as they can for maximum shock value” (HUH?!?).
Trust me, NOTHING about this film will convince anyone that he was built to last, but I now I’m eager to see if it was worth all the stupid embarrassment. For Joaquin, I’m guessin’ that it was. Congrats, Joaquin, YOU SUCK.
Leighton Meester – Shampoo & Cleavage
“Gossip Girl” starlet, Leighton Meester, is currently in the country of Madrid, Spain to promote some new Herbal Essences hair care products to the Europeans. Of course, since nobody in the country knew who the Hell she was or watches her god-awful TV show (I’m assuming), she did the next best thing to get their attention: show off her teeny-tiny cleavage!
Wait, isn’t Herbal Essences the one that had those commercials in the 90′s that had women having orgasms in the shower because the shampoo they were using was just so good? Yeah, that was the one. I hope Leighton filmed one of those commercials.
Miley Cyrus Debuts Racy New Video
E! Online got hold of Miley Cyrus’ new music video for the song “Can’t Be Tamed”, released yesterday. The new video features lots of naughty PG-13 hanky-panky with Miley and some Britney Spears reject dancers and I…..could care less.
Here, watch the video and see why all the Miley fans are all running afoul about the Hot Topic stink this video leaves in everyone’s mouth.
VS Angel Tweets [05-05-2010]
Happy Cinco De Mayo! Yeee-HAW!! What a great way to start off May 5th than with some Victoria’s Secret Angel Tweets! Let’s see what kind of new nonsense Tweets Alessandra Ambrosio and Doutzen Kroes can come up with on their Twitter pages this week, shall we? Si, SE PUEDE!!!
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–I think me guys, no? he he he.
–I posted 9 photos on Facebook in the album “MET BALL 2010″
–What do you guys think?
–And I got a new friend!! Any good ideas for names????
–Brincando de indio!!!!
–Malibu….
–She rocks!!!so far so gooooood
–With my friends waiting for Hole start the concert!!! I hope courtney will show up!!!
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–Only when the last tree has died the last river been poisoned, the last fish been caught we’ll realise we cannot eat money.
–Getting ready for the MET BALL, so excited, the dress is soooooo amazing!
–vote for Nikkie Plessen & dance4life! Who has the most beautifull legs in the Netherlands?
–Want to see what its like picking the outfit for the MET Ball?
–Check the updated organiceyourlife.com site new things, always improving, keep visiting us to get the latest scoop!
–komt een vrouw bij de dokter’ is the best Dutch movie to me! Oerlemans did an amazing job! Still can’t believe how much I cried watching it
–Watched the Dutch movie ‘komt een vrouw bij de dokter’ It’s a great great movie and I’m very touched by it! WAUW…anyone else who saw it?
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And THAT is your VS Angel Tweets of the week! It’s almost like reading “The Art Of War”!
Megan Fox – Hot Cleavage & Hot Cars
New pictures of Megan Fox on the set of “Transformers 3″ have popped up and there’s two things that are always guaranteed when she’s around: tight clothing and hot cars.
‘Nuff said!
[PHOTO CREDIT: Megan-Fox.NET]
Alice In Chains “Black Diamond Skye” Tour Announced
The boys from Alice In Chains are embarking on their first big tour called the “Black Diamond Skye” Tour alongside the Deftones and Mastodon. The first leg of the tour will start off in Chicago in September and then end in Las Vegas in October (hopefully with more dates to be announced).
Tickets go on sale on May 22nd @ the Black Diamond Skye website, so be sure to sign up for all the info! Trust me, you will NEVER see a concert as good or hear a concert as LOUD than an Alice In Chains concert. Your ears may end up bleeding from the sound of Jerry Cantrell’s guitars.
Kate Bosworth – The Return To Sexiness
Yeah, baby, looking hot again! Kate Bosworth was @ the Costume Institute Gala last night and she was looking better than ever. No longer looking like a skinny impish waif, she strutted on the red carpet, hearty and healthy.
Kate Bosworth is one of those girls that made a lot of “Hot” lists early in her career but then faded quickly after she decided to keep sticking Mr. Finger into her mouth. Hey, if Orlando Bloom bails on you because you’re too skinny, YOU got problems.
But that doesn’t seem to be the case anymore because candids of Kate have been popping up very recently and she looks A-MAZ-ING. She may still be a tad bit skinny but she looks a lot meatier than a few years ago. And, from the looks it, Kate may have had a bit of work done to her bumper headlights. She’s definitely sporting a much heftier bust than I’m used to seeing (thanks to the new Victoria’s Secret Miraculous Bra, I’m sure, *WINK WINK*).
Will she be making any “Hot” lists this year? Probably not, but she’s got MY attention, for sure!
“Scream 4″ Poster Revealed
The teaser poster for “Scream 4″ (AKA Neve Campbell’s House Payment) has been unveiled with the cumulative release date of April 15th, 2011. As far as has been reported, Wes Craven and the gang from the last three “Scream” movies (Neve Campbell, David Arquette, and Courtney Cox) have all agreed to do a fourth slasher flick.
I’m guessin’ this movie involves a knife-wielding psychopath that wears a silly white mask and calls people on the phone and then kills them. I swear, that premise is SO 1996.
The 2010 Costume Institute Gala @ The MET
A big handful of celebrities were on hand today at the “American Woman: Fashioning A National Identity” Costume Institute Gala @ the Metropolitan Museum in the NYC. Big names like Katy Perry, Zoe Saldana, Gisele Bundchen, Emma Watson, Anne Hathaway, Claire Danes, Oprah, Jennifer Lopez, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Diane Kruger, Eva Mendes, Carey Mulligan, and SO many more that are too numerous to list showed up for this once-a-year event. All the celebs came dressed in high-fashion gear and some were even escorted by the designers themselves.
But for my money, the best-dressed ladies of the evening was birthday girl, Christina Hendricks and Gisele Bundchen. Christina was curves aplenty and flaunting her massive knick-knacks like it was her birthday while Gisele was rockin’ the $5,000-an-hour hooker glam. Classy, indeed.
And for the worst-dressed of the night, that award would go to K-Stew. Wearing something resembling a trashbag and some ripped pantyhose sheers, K-Stew looked like a well-dressed homeless person and, for that, she gets my vote for Worst Dressed.
Expect to see more fashionistas rip K-Stew a new one in the next 24 hours. Trust me.
Jessica Alba Rocks Her Bow-tie
For a quick second, the paps got a glimpse of something that not even Maxim Magazine was able to do: photograph Jessica Alba’s big ol’ bow-tie tattoo on her boo-tie.
The boring actress is still in the NYC with her baby daddy and her Hellspawn baby (because it never smiles) and were walking along the street and then, POW, she flashes a big crackful of bowtie bootie for the paps! Aaaah, I almost remembered why I liked her back then.
