WANTED: Lindsay Lohan!
Authorities are on the hunt for escaped actress Lindsay Lohan! Bitch fled America and was last seen partying at the Cannes Film Festival and, so far, law enforcement ain’t too happy.
If you see this raggedy-ass actress parading through your neighborhood in a drunken stupor, contact your local law enforcement agency and have them haul her ass in! We demand justice for this boneheaded shit!
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