MTV Movie Awards 2010 – Best & Worst Moments

Posted by kroq_jock

June 6, 2010

I watched the MTV Movie Awards today and…..yeah, that happened. At least the show was actually ON SCHEDULE and finished within the two-hour runtime. There were a few good and bad moments although I just couldn’t stand to watch the last half hour. Here’s my list of good and bad moments from the show:

BEST MOMENTS

–TOM CRUISE DANCE ROUTINE
Dressed up as his “Tropic Thunder” character Les Grossman, Tom gave a pretty surprising hip-hop dance routine with Jennifer Lopez as his back-up dancer. Just don’t expect to see him join Broadway anytime soon.

–KATY PERRY’S BOOBS
Katy was just boobs aplenty on the show. I’m sure she used quadruple-stick tape but, boy, are those boobies purdy!

–SANDRA BULLOCK MACKIN’ ON SCARLETT JOHANSSON
Scarlett Johansson technically had nothing to do with giving away Sandra Bullock’s Generation Award (she was there in place of Ryan Reynolds), but Sandra still insisted on locking lips the same way Sandra locked lips with Meryl Streep.

–KEN JEONG’S QUICK BUT HEARTFELT SPEECH
Ken Jeong won for his wacky portrayal in “The Hangover” but was sincere in thanking all his co-stars and giving a big tearful shout-out to his wife, a survivor of breast cancer.

–MARK WAHLBERG UNCENSORED
The show was filled with tons of bleeped cuss words, but during the “Best Villain” intro, Mark Wahlberg’s cuss words weren’t bleeped in time. So there were a few “fucks” and “shits” that made it on the air. Don’t bother to watch the replay because I’m sure MTV will correct them

WORST MOMENTS

–THE CAST OF “SCOTT PILGRIM VERSUS THE WORLD”
With the exception of Anna Kendrick’s giant head and busty boobies, the entire cast of SPVTW are just completely lifeless! Nothing brought the energy down like these Emo-fascist fuckers!

–R-PATZ AND K-STEWS LAME-ASS KISS ATTEMPT
Because they had to, K-Stew insisted to the audience that she and R-Patz should kiss. And, WOW, was it a lame kiss.