Miranda Kerr Is Probably Pregnant *UPDATE*
In the words of the almighty Beavis and Butt-head: THIS SUCKS. Last week, I announced that Dutch-born Victoria’s Secret supermodel Doutzen Kroes was expecting her first baby and now……news from the Herald Sun in Australia is reporting that Aussie supermodel Miranda Kerr will release a personal statement tomorrow regarding some “personal matters”.
That can only mean two things: Miranda Kerr is pregnant with Orlando Bloom’s child OR…..nah, that’s probably it. Goddamn sunnuvabitch!! Why must these assholes ruin perfection?
*UPDATE #1*
We can all breathe a SIGH of relief, gentlemen! It turns out the press statement was NOT to announce a pregnancy! Instead, the statement released to People Magazine was to confirm that Miranda married her girlfriend, Orlando Bloom, in a secret wedding. HAH, as if that’ll last.
*UPDATE #2*
I guess I spoke too soon. Now there are rampant rumors flying all over the Miranda Kerr fan boards that she MAY be indeed pregnant with Orlando Bloom’s baby after all! SIGH.
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