Archive for July, 2010
Irina Shayk’s Late Night Bender
It’s either the Walk Of Shame or just another late night supermodel party booger sugar bender. Probably both. Check this out, the paps caught Cristiano Ronaldo and supermodel Irina Shayk (pictured above, wearing a white dress) entering the same restaurant last night (but at separate times) in the NYC. No biggie, right?
Well, the kicker here is that on the following day, the paps caught Irina AGAIN walking through the NYC streets wearing the SAME white dress and looking a bit disheveled from the night before while trying to talk on the phone (or pretending to) and looking dignified.
God, it’s so awesome being a supermodel!
LeBron James To Join Miami Heat. YAWN.
Now that Lebron has finally made his decision to move to the city of Miami, he’ll be teaming up with Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh. Consider it a “Superteam” of sorts or “the Miami Threesome”. So here’s the big question: Now that you have three of the most talented (and absolutely egotistical) players in the NBA playing in the same team, will that equal a championship? The answer: HELL NO.
The move doesn’t justify anything except for the fact that Miami has a lot of money but not the skill set to drive them towards the post-season (let alone the Finals). Keep in mind that the Boston Celtics team that almost won against my beloved Lakers in the Finals is still a bigger threat in the East than Miami and the Orlando Magic still have a dangerous line-up of players that can easily dismantle that bullshit Miami Threesome.
And if Miami does end up making through the post-season, they still have to face off against the 2-time reigning champions, the Los Angeles Lakers. The Bryant-Gasol-Bynum-Artest combo is far more deadly than the Miami Threesome and I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if Miami barely makes it past the East Conference finals next year. To put it simply, the Los Angeles Lakers are a more well-rounded team and each players knows their own role (something the Miami Threesome won’t know anything about).
Let’s not forget, between Lebron, Wade, and Bosh, they all have the combined number of ONE championship ring compared to Kobe Bryant who has….let’s see….oh, that’s right, FIVE rings. Take that fact and smoke it, Lebron! Congratulations to the city of Miami, you have a world of hurt and disappointment coming your way!
Irina Shayk Is Not The Baby Mama
Here in the United States, we could not give an absolute flying fuck about the sport of Soccer. Not one bit. But somehow Cristiano Ronaldo has broken though that threshold of ignorance and has gained a teeny bit of fame (no thanks to those soccer-lovin’ assholes at TMZ).
And now news has spread that Cristiano is a new father to a baby boy! Normally, this news wouldn’t bother me but I was a bit shaken when I found out that his current girlfriend is none other than Sports Illustrated (and sometimes Victoria’s Secret) supermodel Irina Shayk! But since Irina was never pregnant, that means she’s not the baby mama, WHEW!
Take a breather, gentlemen. It’ll be awhile before anyone impregnates another supermodel.
28 Years Of Bush
Sophia Bush, that is! The “One Tree Hill” actress, who did NOT star in last year’s Oscar-nominated flick “Up In The Air” (that was Anna Kendrick), turns a hearty 28 years old today. I hate to say it but Sophia is one of those hottie California girls who still hasn’t found her big break yet despite a high profile marriage (that went bust) and a (somewhat) popular TV show. But hopefully, she’ll put her last name to use and do something….exotic with it. We can only hope.
Other than that, Happy birthday, Sophia!
Lindsay Lohan In The Hoosegow!
The SCRAM bracelet went off and now Lilo’s got 90 days behind bars. Here’s my question: only NOW??!?? Anyway, click here to read all the details about Lilo and prison and blah blah blah. I’m too lazy to spell out all the details or care anymore.
Matt Bellamy Officially Dating Kate Hudson
Wouldn’t you know it, Kate Hudson scored herself ANOTHER rock n’ roll frontman. This time she was able to snag Muse singer Matt Bellamy. The two have been seen about town in various European cities in the last two months and Matt (finally) confirmed all the dating rumors by talking to the UK Mirror over the weekend during the Glastonbury Festival.
“I am very happy. We just have fun together and are seeing how it goes. Kate is great. We have tried to keep things private so we haven’t told anyone how we met or any details like that. We are just doing our thing.”
Ummm…..congratulations?
Wilde For Veggies!
The People For the Ethical Treatment of Animals (a great organization with HORRIBLY misconceived promotional tactics) have named their “Sexiest Vegetarians of 2010” and chose Olivia Wilde and Bob Harper (some trainer douchebag on “The Biggest Loser”). You go girl! Eat that carrot stick!
“Beyond my desire to boycott the torture factories, I am also way happier when I eat a plant-based diet, and I feel about a thousand times more energetic.”
It’s kinda sad but kinda uplifting at the same time for me because when it comes down to it, there is really only one piece of red hot meat that Olivia sticks in her mouth. And it goes UP, DOWN, UP, DOWN, IN, OUT, IN, OUT.
Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Post-4th Bash
Jennifer is the sweetest girl to Grandma. The paps spotted Jenny and her grandma dining at the oh-so-elegant Sizzler restaurant in Burbank earlier today. Hey, I ain’t saying there’s any wrong with Sizzler! Sure, it ain’t the same as dining at high-end places like Katsuya or Mr. Chow or Madeo (which surely isn’t out of JLH’s budget), but I’m guessing they don’t offer senior citizen discounts at those places, ever think about that?!?
The big kick for the photogs (other than the fact that she went to a cheapo restaurant) was that JLH was sporting a nasty honkin’ cold sore on her upper-lip! And, of course, we all know where those come from!
More Scarlett Johansson For Mango
Dear Scarlett,
Your role in “Iron Man 2″ was completely devoid of any real substance to the story. Other than eye candy, did you really think anyone was gonna buy your toughness? You didn’t didn’t even look the least bit convincing with your karate moves! Had they cut your character out, it really wouldn’t have made any difference to the movie. In fact, the only real part your character did for the movie was (*SPOILER*) hack a computer! Tsk, tsk. But at least you looked good in black leather while holding a pepper spray can.
Anyway, Scarlett is still the face for the upcoming Fall/Winter campaign for Mango clothing and a nice handful of photos were released and I’ve got one right here. Buy it at your discretion!
Gossip Girls In Paris
Sorry for the few days of online hiccups everyone! We had a bit of a server problem and some hacker issues, but we should be fine now. Back to the originally scheduled programming!
Since Leighton Meester was already filming a new movie in France, the cast and crew of “Gossip Girl” decided to pack up and film over there as well! I guess its more cost-effective for them to do it that way rather than sit and wait for Leighton to finish.
Leighton and Blake Lively got back together and were spotted filming new scenes for the upcoming season. Here’s my question: why is this show still on the air? Wasn’t it already cancelled?
