Look at What Seal Did To Heidi Klum

It’s official: supermodel Heidi Klum is no longer “super”. She’s become a shadow of her former self and after four pregnancies (three of them courtesy of Seal) and hackneyed attempts at dieting, the supermodel magic is long gone. Heidi and her clan were spotted somewhere off the coast of France earlier today and the 36-year old mother decided to show off her HIDEOUSLY disfigured body. Everything from deflated breastesses to a partially reassembled tummy, it’s a miracle she still got to do last year’s Victoria’s Secret show (in a body-hiding corset, mind you).

Let me remind you that this woman is a former Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated model, okay? Compared to how she looked back in the day in the early 2000′s, you wouldn’t be able to tell this was the same woman. And it’s all Seal’s fault. GODDAMN HIM TO HELL!!!
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