Archive for August, 2010
Gisele Bundchen’s Breasts Of Steel
Supermodel Gisele Bundchen gave an eye-opening though not-quite-preposterous statement about the state of American women’s breasts and vaginas compared to hers. She was being interviewed for the UK edition of Harper’s Bazaar and gave two very bold statements, the first one involving her breasts:
Some people here (in the US) think they don’t have to breastfeed, and I think ‘Are you going to give chemical food to your child when they are so little?’ I think there should be a worldwide law, in my opinion, that mothers should breastfeed their babies for six months.
And her next quote involves her vagina.
You want to go into the most intense physical experience of your life unprepared? That doesn’t make any sense to me. I was ready and I thought OK, let’s get to work’. I wasn’t expecting someone else to get the baby out of me.
To put it simply, Gisele is saying that she has breasts of steel and a vagina made of iron. I can imagine that the minute she went into labor, she squatted on the gurney and shot that baby straight into the doctor’s arms within ten seconds without breaking a sweat. As for the breastfeeding comment, I say FEEL FREE to breastfeed your baby in public, my dear! No one’s stopping you!
Cheryl Cole Is Not A Fun Girl
Last week, I reported that two British girls set foot in Los Angeles. One was Kelly Brook and the other is Cheryl Cole. Now, since I don’t follow UK celebrity antics, I have no idea how popular these girls are but judging from their time in my town, Kelly is the clear winner.
Check this out, Kelly Brook spent a few days in LA and was spotted going around BY HERSELF to various networks and attending meetings. Everytime she went out, she was dressed up in sexy outfits and ready to flash a big smile. Now THAT is one confident girl!
On the other hand, you got singer Cheryl Cole. From the photos I’ve seen in the 48 hours that she’s been in my town, she’s been an absolute total BORE. Unlike Kelly, Cheryl is just SO high maintenance as a British celeb that she has her boyfriend drive her around town, covers up her face with giant aviators, never smiles for the cameras, dresses up like a bohemian-hippie Spice Girls fashion faux pas, and walks around with a bodyguard! Sunnuvabitch!
I’m sorry, but is this the kinda bullshit she pulls over in Britain? Hey, this is Los Angeles not London, sweetie! Pucker up and make us think you’re somebody, BITCH!!!
