The Boston Celtics acquire Shaquille O’Neal
Shaq has had a lot of very bad seasons with the last two teams he played for. After falling out with Miami, he went to the Phoenix Suns. After he crapped out on them, he moved to Cleveland to play with Lebron and THAT fell into the shitter. And now Shaq has made the move to play for the Boston Celtics, which is ironic considering that he played for the Lakers all those years ago.
The announcement was officially made yesterday at a press conference (not a one-hour special, Lebron!) where Shaq switched alliances. AGAIN.

With Shaq joining the rest of senior citizen players of Boston (Paul Pierce, Kevin Garnett, and Ray Allen), that only means ONE thing: a definite Lakers THREE-PEAT, baby!!! Nothing would give us better karma than to see Kobe win his sixth ring in front of Shaq’s face!
But, as much as I don’t like Shaq’s less-than-impressive team choices over the last few years, I really do hope that he can provide enough firepower for Boston to dismantle the over-hyped bullshit parade known as the Miami Heat super team in the Eastern Conference. If anything, I’d rather see another Boston rematch against my LA Lakers in the 2011 Finals rather than have Miami take it all. Prove ‘em wrong, Big Aristotle!
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