Jessica Alba’s Nude shot in “Machete” (?)
Bootlegs of the Robert Rodriguez flick “Machete” haven’t been so easy to find but one place found them and posted the oh-so-fake shot of Jessica Alba’s nude shower scene in the movie. Mind you, I have not seen the movie but I already know that what I see is NOT what I get.
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Sorry to burst your bubbles, but it’s obvious as Lindsay Lohan’s coke problem that Jessica’s head was CGI’d onto some naked body double. Don’t be fooled by your eyes! If you’ve seen Jessica Alba’s other attempts at fleeting nudity (remember the underwear scene in “Fantastic Four”?), you’ll know that this girl is NOT stacked with big breastesses and she definitely is NOT ripped like a fitness fiend as seen in the pic above! Sure, you’re probably thinking, “Who cares, I’ll take what I can get!” and I’m saying, “Don’t be a moron!”
You want real Jessica Alba nudity? Then go to Netflix and rent her straight-to-DVD flick “Paranoid” and you’ll see the closest thing to REAL onscreen nudity she’s ever done.
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