Archive for September, 2010
A Day at the beach w/ Adam Lambert
Remember “American Idol” contestant Adam Lambert? He was the fruity one that didn’t win in the 8th season. Oh, NOW you remember. Well, he’s still out promoting his album and doing some small concerts in various cities and was spotted earlier today in Miami Beach. Check it out!
Adam’s day at the beach started off with a smile for the photogs….
Later, Adam scopes out a girl flashing her tanned ass and tramp-stamp…..
And then Adam starts menstruating at the photogs and flips them off…..
And then Adam ends his day with a little sissy-bitch fight with a photographer (who didn’t seem all that fazed).
So that was Adam Lambert’s day. What was yours like?
Leona Lewis on a German Booty Call?
According to rumors, British singer Leona Lewis is cheating on her long-time boyfriend (who is WAY too fug for her, BTW) and getting it on with a German dancer named Dennis Jauch.
And now Leona is adding fuel to the fire because she was spotted arriving into Berlin (pictured above) to POSSIBLY get herself a German booty call with this Dennis dude. If it turns out to be true and Leona IS bonking this German dancer, then I applaud Dennis Jauch. GOOD FOR YOU!
Sophie Monk shops @ Victoria’s Secret
A newly brunette Sophie Monk was spotted shopping for some naughty underwear at Victoria’s Secret in Hollywood yesterday afternoon. Just thought I’d point that out.
Happy Birthday, Richard Marx!
Aww yeah, the 80′s train keeps on rolling! Today is the 47th birthday of Pop singer from the late 80′s/early 90′s, Mr. Richard Marx!
The man responsible for such manly Soft Rock hits like “Don’t Mean Nothing”, “Endless Summer Nights”, and of course, “Right Here Waiting” hasn’t had a big hit of his own since 1994 (remember the tune, “Now and Forever”?), but Big Dick still rocks out with sold out shows in the country of Asia where he (apparently) is still a big star. And for that, Happy Birthday, Dick!
Let’s have an 80′s flashback, shall we?
Adriana Lima Busts Out @ Bombshell Event
What do you get when you convince Victoria’s Secret supermodels Adriana Lima, Candice Swanepoel, and Lily Aldridge to wear cleavage-heaving corsets to a fragrance launch? Well…..you get Adriana Lima, Candice Swanepoel, and Lily Aldridge in cleavage-heaving corsets, that’s what!
The three supermodels were in Los Angeles earlier this afternoon to help launch the new “Bombshell” fragrance for Victoria’s Secret and it was quite unusual to see Adriana Lima wearing such racy clothing. Nowadays, Adriana’s been doing the conservative thing and dressing down at events (because of new maternal instincts), but she BUSTS out here and we win.
Is It Leona Lewis or Megan Fox?
Question of the Day: Who is the lovely beauty pictured below? She’s got the smoky cat eyes, the full DSL lips, a fake tan, and brunette hair. And the answer is……
NEITHER! It’s actually “90210″ starlet, Jessica Lowndes! Imagine my disappointment when I saw the photo and it turned out to be neither of the two girls I originally thought it was.
Penelope Cruz Is Totally Pregnant
It’s amazing how quickly this woman has ballooned to such an enormous size! According to her peoples (who released a confirmed statement late yesterday), Penelope is 4 1/2 months down the road and is already becoming a giant whale as seen in the photo below.
She’s currently filming the fourth “Pirates of the Caribbean” movie and it doesn’t look like they can hide her bump. Maybe Captain Jack knocks her up in a drunken spice Rum rage? I wouldn’t be surprised if it becomes part of the movie.
Christina Hendricks Is Energetic
It’s a RARE occasion when the photogs can actually get candid photos of the voluptuous vixen and they got their wish last night at LAX Airport. When she arrived into LAX last night, Christina didn’t seem so laugh out loud enthusiastic. Of course, it coulda been the jet lag but, c’mon……
….if other celebs like Ashley Greene and Miranda Kerr can all manage to force a smile after getting out of the airport, then it shouldn’t be too difficult for Christina, right? C’MON, Christina, you’re Esquire’s Best Looking Woman in America, for crying out loud!!!
Zac Efron unveils Ungodly Facial Hair
Why is the beautiful Zac Efron tainting his good California surfer looks to grow a 70′s porn-stache and a beard? Now he’s starting to look like James Franco with the goddamned Hippie vibe getting in the way.
The questionable hunk is currently in Madrid to promote his latest flick, “Charlie St. Cloud” (or as translated outside of the U.S., “Always By My Side”) and he showed off that gawdy beard.
Ashley Greene attends New York Fashion Week….
…and is SO bored with it. No less than 24 hours after attending the (HORRIBLE) MTV Video Music Awards last night in Los Angeles, the camera-phone beauty immediately jet-setted off to New York and got front row seats to the Donna Karan show.
And from the looks of it, Ashley is just so wickedly bored. On the other hand, Susan Sarandon was also sitting front row at the Donna Karan show and at least SHE showed a bit of enthusiasm for the runway models.
In Memory Of 2Pac Shakur
Today marks the 14th year anniversary of the (still unsolved) death of Rap legend Tupac Shakur. In case you don’t remember (and how can’t you?), Tupac was shot on the night of September 7th, 1996 in a car he was riding with Suge Knight after a boxing match in Las Vegas. He was pronounced dead a week later on Friday the 13th.
Today all over the West Coast, all the major Rap stations are dedicating a full day of nothing but 2Pac’s music in honor of his passing and we at Celebutopia also honor the passing of a Rap legend. Rest in Peace.
Maxim Cover Girl October 2010 [in 3D]
Now that Maxim has decided to get off the Lindsay Lohan deathtrap from last month, their new cover girl for October is tennis superstar Anna Kournikova! If I’m correct with my (non-existent) tennis knowledge, I think Anna is currently competing in the U.S. Open in New York. Whether she’s doing well, I could care less. Seriously.
Click on the scan to view the bigger version!
Anyway, let’s ignore the boring article and let’s focus on the fact that Maxim has decided to publish Anna’s sexy edit in a headache-inducing 3D! That’s right, the issue provides you with those cheapo red-and-blue paper glasses and when you open up to page 64 of the issue, you get to see Anna and her heaving cleavage sort of stick out at you. You’ll need to stare past the crappy red-and-blue tint to see the magic and it almost works! If only they had done this with Kelly Brook’s edit from LAST month, it woulda been better.
Jared Leto Rocks the Mullet
The last time I saw pictures of Jared Leto, he had a pink mohawk. And now he’s grown the hair back but in the form of a rockin’ Mullet! The 30 Seconds To Mars singer was spotted riding a bicycle through the streets of New York this afternoon and flashing his new super blonde mullet. It’s the 80′s all over again!
That’s right, Jared Leto’s hairstyle = business in the front and party in the back, baby!
Def Leppard Singer launches new Beer
It’s been so long since Joe Elliott and the guys of Def Leppard have done ANYTHING good music-wise. For one thing, Joe can no longer sing in the high pitch tone that he used in the “Pyromania” and “Hysteria” days (which has made watching their live concerts a real bore) and the last few albums they’ve made have all SUCKED.
But, goddamn it, Def Leppard is still one of my favorite 80′s rock bands of all time and it’s still awesome to see Joe Elliott still standing and not the least bit sober!
Speaking of sober, Joe Elliott was in Ireland earlier today where he launched a brand new beer called “Down N’ Outz” in celebration and conjunction with the release of his new solo record.
Let’s have an 80′s flashback, shall we?
Who Is Sunny Leone?
Just hot on the heels of Riley Steele, there is ANOTHER adult actress that is starring in a big-time mainstream movie and her name is Sunny Leone. Sunny stars as herself in the new Will Ferrell-produced teen flick, “The Virginity Hit”, where she plays *GASP* a pornstar! Quite a stretch (figuratively and literally speaking), right?
The Canadian-Hindu starlet was spotted attending the premiere of “The Virginity Hit” in Los Angeles last night along with Will Ferrell and Adam McKay.
At the beginning of her porn career, Sunny initiated mostly in lesbian softcore scenes for Hustler but then got hired by Vivid Entertainment, where she engaged in more hardcore girl/girl stuff (and got a nice boob job). And, to the delight of all her pervert fans, Sunny then moved into boy/girl hardcore and starred in such films as “Shut Up & Fuck Me” and (my personal favorite) “The Pussy Eating Club”. And now she’s doing mainstream films!
What’s this world cum to? Pornstars now making big-time Hollywood films?? Who’s gonna be next to do a mainstream film, Ashlynne Brooke? *PLEASE MAKE IT SO*
Kelly Brook as a Spy in M:I4?
A website called Female First has gotten [unconfirmed] news that the bosses over at Paramount Pictures are wholly interested in hiring the “Piranha 3D” actress to star alongside Tom Cruise for the fourth “Mission: Impossible” flick!
So far, no other Hollywood news sites I’ve checked have confirmed this story but if it does turn out to be valid, then Kelly will also be co-starring with Ving Rhames, Jeremy Renner, Paula Patton, AND…David Beckham [and I might have to take back my original opinion about Kelly].
Talk to the Victoria’s Secret Angels!
How would you like to chat one-on-one with the lovely ladies of Victoria’s Secret? Ever wanted to ask Adriana Lima something? Ever wanted to give a compliment to Doutzen Kroes about how FAT she’s gotten? Well, nows your chance! The folks at VS have setup a Ustream page and are ready to launch their first chat this Friday with Adriana Lima and Doutzen Kroes!
Click on over to the VS Ustream page and sign up and then tune in on Friday, September 10th @ 6 PM Eastern/3 PM Pacific for all the hilarious model talk. To chat with the girls, you’ll need to sign in with Twitter or Facebook, so be sure to have those tough questions about body image and weight issues ready!
09-10-10 UPDATE: If you missed the stream, don’t worry, it was nothing but a bunch o’ bullshit softball questions about beauty and fashion. If you were expecting some tough questions, it didn’t get asked. God, what a colossal waste of time!!!
Piers Morgan to replace Larry King on CNN
The Wall Street Journal has announced that Piers Morgan AKA the limey judge from “America’s Got Talent” has been chosen by the powers of CNN to replace Larry King. King had speculated that he wanted Ryan Seacrest at one point. Piers will take the reigns starting this January.
In short, he didn’t get the job as the third judge for “American Idol”.
Wet & Wild with Olivia Munn
So how did everyone’s favorite part-time G4 hostess/geek-a-zoid goddess/author/actress spend her Labor Day? She packed up with her visiting family and went to the beach!
The only thing that SUCKS is that this girl went to the beach….and didn’t go in a bikini. That’s right, beach but no bikini. The closest thing to Olivia getting wet was her soaking her feet on the ocean. Yeah, but at least she bent over and flashed her ass. Sigh, I know, EPIC FAIL.
What Do Kelly Brook and Gemma Arterton have in Common?
Let’s point out the obvious: they’re both British chicks, they both have that posh accent, they’re both actresses, and they both have starred in big mainstream US films.
But there is ONE main thing I noticed from these two girls (and it’s not just because I was staring closely): both girls have horrendous stretch marks on their breastesses! Now, mind you, stretch marks are usually a sign of puberty and all that, but the reason I point it out is because these two are completely different body-wise.
Kelly is more of a slim girl with natural 32E boobies while Gemma is more a big curvy girl with MUCH smaller breasts, yet they BOTH have stretch marks! It’s just mind-blowing to me!
Maybe its because I don’t understand the whole inner workings of the female body, but how is it possible??? It’s understandable for Kelly, but for Gemma? Okay, now I’m baffled. And now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to stare more closely and continue my research.
