Archive for September, 2010
Supermodels Promoting Televisions
Supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio’s Twitter account has been getting so many updates, it’s hard to keep up which country she’s at or what she’s promoting. Her latest Tweets have indicated that the VS model was in the city of Seoul (North or South?) where she apparently shot a new TV ad for the new LG Infinia Plasma TV (it’s those new super cool and really thin TV’s).
Let me get this straight…..so here in America, we get Justin Timberlake and Peyton Manning promoting TV’s and the Korean peeps get to look at Alessandra Ambrosio in a little black dress? This is all kinds o’ ass-backwardness.
Check out the photos she’s Tweeted.
It’s also come to my attention that Alessandra has been excluded from the newest bunch of Victoria’s Secret-related events and promos. From what I’ve been told, she was NOT included in this year’s VS Christmas commercials (filmed by Michael Bay in mid-August) and she won’t be doing any appearances for the company. Instead, Adriana Lima will be taking her place.
Does this mean that *GASP* Alessandra’s been FIRED from Victoria’s Secret? It’s not likely, but the lack of her appearance in the newest promos tells us otherwise. In the meantime, let’s just assume that they got something better for us in store.
A Taste Of AnnaLynne McCord
Any excuse for me to post a photo of AnnaLynne getting all lezzie on Jessica Stroup is a good one! If anything, I’d prefer that AnnaLynne keep kissing more girls rather than her douchebag boyfriend, Kellan Lutz! More girl on girl!
The “90210″ starlet and her other co-stars, Jessica Stroup and Jessica Lowndes (who looks kinda like a retarded zombie version of Megan Fox), were at an event called the “Taste Of Beverly Hills” last night. I’m guessing it’s something that’s mostly for the filthy, stinkin’ rich people.
My Favorite Episode of “90210″
In honor of September 2, 2010 (AKA “9.02.10″ Day), I think the idea was to present your favorite episode of the original 90′s series, so here is my favorite episode of the bunch! I’m gonna go into great detail, so try to keep up! Check it out, towards the last half of Season 8, a little known actress named Jessica Alba appeared in two episodes as “Leann”.
It’s actually one of the very few performances that I actually liked from Jessica. In the dual-arc episodes, Jessica’s character is a 16-year old pregnant girl! Can you believe it? A role that doesn’t seem to difficult too play for Jessica!
Anyway, early in the first episode, Leann enters Jennie Garth’s clinic with contractions only to find out that she’s already in labor. “I’m not due for another month!” says Leann. Jennie Garth tells her to wait while she gets a doctor but since Leann is hiding a secret, she leaves the clinic much to Jennie Garth’s chagrin much later.
Three scenes later, Jennie Garth closes up the clinic and exits through the back door and finds a perfectly healthy baby boy in a box near the doorway! Wait a minute, I thought the baby was a month premature!
So after the first commercial break, Jennie Garth heads over to Leann’s house to confront her only to get shut down. “My mother’s a nightmare, okay!” says Leann.
Midway through the episode, Jennie Garth gives the baby boy over to Social Services and the boy quickly gets adopted by (SHOCK) two gay men! Nuh-uh! Brandon (Jason Priestly) ends up writing about the adoption in his newspaper and Leann ends up reading the article! At the end of the episode, Leann then goes back to the clinic and confronts Jennie Garth to get her baby back DUNH-DUNH-DUHN! END OF EPISODE!
So in the following week’s episode, Leann goes over to the Social Services office. She tells Jennie Garth that she ain’t down with her baby getting raised by a “couple of queers” as Leann so finely states. A few gay-bashing comments later, Leann gets the baby back from the two men.
Towards the end of the episode, Jennie Garth visits Leann at home the next day only to find out that Leann’s not doing as well with the baby as she had hoped. “I love my baby” says Leann. “Do you? Do you really?” retorts Jennie.
And at the end of the second episode, the two men show up at Brandon’s house to say that they got the baby back. Turns out, Leann changed her mind and gave the baby to two “parents” and not two “gay men”.
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All in all, Jessica Alba’s episode was really just a lesson in tolerance of homosexuality and teen pregnancy (although it technically really wasn’t the focus of the episode at all). It’s amazing that Jessica’s character is one that you pity early on in the story and then one that you end up hating towards the end due to to her gay-bashing, but at least it had a happy ending. The episode used to air frequently on the SOAP Network but I think it’s available on DVD, so if you didn’t know she was in it, now you do! Happy 90210 Day!
[Screencaps courtesy of Jessica-Alba.com]
Kellan Lutz is Not A Piece Of Meat
So says the yoked-out actor who also models for Calvin Klein Underwear AND….was also caught yesterday walking around with no shirt and flashing his ripped out pecs like it wasn’t a big deal.
Listen…..Kellan, my boy, do yourself a favor…..just shut the fuck up, you irrepressible Douchebag prick of mythic proportions!! Don’t flatter yourself!
The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2010
This is all probably speculation and rumor, but I just got word from a little Dutch boy by the dike that this year’s Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show will air on CBS just shortly after the Thanksgiving weekend on Tuesday November 30th!
If you’ve been keeping up with the supermodel news, this year’s show will mark the return of Adriana Lima after a year away. Unfortunately, Miranda Kerr and Doutzen Kroes won’t be part of the show because they’ve gotten fat and bloated but, that’s okay, we don’t need those selfish bitches anyway.
The show is going to be taped two week prior to it’s airing and will feature Katy Perry as this year’s musical guest! And the even bigger news (and you can quote me on this) is that the one and only Candice Swanepoel will be the lucky model to wear the coveted Fantasy Bra! Ah, it’s like a wet dream cum true!
The “Mad Men” Ladies Get A Rolling Stone Cover
Okay, let me figure this out. So you’ve got Elizabeth Moss, January Jones, and Christina Hendricks all on one cover exposing lots of cleavage in the latest issue of Rolling Stone magazine…..and there’s no additional pictures of ANY of them inside the issue?!? What kind o’ ass-backwards and country hillbilly bullshit is this??! Someone needs to get FIRED. I expected this crap from GQ but NOT Rolling Stone!
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The issue shows a bunch of behind-the-scenes photos of the filming of “Mad Men” and BLAH BLAH BLAH like we care! I want to see more of Christina Hendricks and those giant knick-knockers! I don’t care how many hours she sits in the make-up chair before filming!! EPIC FAIL!!!
Happy Birthday, Gloria!
Today is the 53rd birthday of Latin Pop singer Gloria Estefan! Now when you think of the name of Gloria Estefan, which songs pop into your head? That’s right, mostly the ones from the 80′s!
I’m gonna make a biased statement and say that Gloria Estefan as a solo singer is NOT as good as Gloria Estefan with the Miami Sound Machine. I mean, seriously, everything she’s done as a solo artist has been nothing but total suckitude! Here, let me quiz you: do you remember the name of the song she did for the ’92 Olympics? Do you remember the name of the song she did for the flick “The Specialist”? And do you even know the name of the song she did with N’SYNC? If you said NO to all those answers then it just proves my theory right.
Gloria’s best days were back in the mid-to-late 80′s when she was with the Miami Sound Machine (and when she still looked hot) and cranked out hit after hit after hit. By today’s standards, some of the songs like “1-2-3-4″, “Conga”, Rhythm Is Gonna Get You” might come off as cheesy but, goddamn it, that shit will get stuck in your head and you don’t know why!
Sure, Gloria hasn’t been relevant in the US market in a really long time but she’s sold a bunch of records in the Latin music genre, but I tell ya, if Gloria wants to regain her crown as the Latin Pop Queen……just get back with the MSM! Other than that, Happy Birthday, Gloria!
Miranda Kerr is Totally Pregnant
And here’s the proof from some home video that was posted on some Australian website.
So not only is she blisteringly fat, but she’s also carrying Orlando Bloom’s demon seed in that angelic body of hers! It’s got control of her!! Rip that shit out!!!
