Archive for October, 2010
Minka Kelly – Sexiest Woman Alive 2010
In last May’s issue of Esquire, the editors picked Christina Hendricks as America’s “Best-Looking Woman”. And now the Esquire editors have chosen their “Sexiest Woman Alive 2010″ and the honor goes to Minka Kelly!
That’s right, the “Friday Night Lights” starlet who practically hasn’t starred in any movies in recent months, hasn’t been in many tabloid stories, or even made the Top 10 in this year’s Maxim’s Hot 100 list triumphed over other news-making Hotties. When you think about it, names like Kim Kardashian, Scarlett Johansson, Megan Fox, Adriana Lima, Brooklyn Decker, etc. were far more relevant in the last twelve months than Minka but now that I assess it……I really don’t have any problem with it at all! Good for you, Minka!
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The issue doesn’t have much to say about Minka that we don’t already know (although she claims to clean her own toilet), but I will agree with one thing that the article states quite clearly: “She still feels like she hasn’t done anything yet“.
Minka’s photos feature her in just her underwear (courtesy of Emporio Armani) and I never really noticed it but, boy, does this girl have a BIG ass! The issue also has a special two-page foldout of Minka in more underwear, so be sure to check that out!
Maxim Cover Girl November 2010
Just when I was starting to think Maxim was picking up steam after last month’s sexy Anna Kournikova cover story, they dig down into the stanky-ass trenches and come up with November’s issue. Yup, for the November issue they use Avril Lavigne to quell men’s thoughts of sexy ladies.
I mean, who else in Hollywood emits utter sexiness and uninhibited desire and lustful fantasies filled with hot sex and loud moaning? Surely not Avril Lavigne! WHAT ARE THEY THINKING?!?
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Inside the issue, Avril tries her damnedest to show off some cleavage and curves (which she OBVIOUSLY doesn’t have). It’s nothing but EPIC FAIL! In comparison, the issue also has a pictorial featuring newbie actress Taylor Cole (from NBC’s “The Event), who is WAY hotter than Avril and has beautiful curves as well as a nice pair of boobies……but Maxim decided to go with Avril. Maxim November 2010 = EPIC FAIL.
What’s Up Brian Austin Green’s A$$?
Y’know, I knew there was something fishy about this slimy sunnnuvabitch. The folks over at E! got word of a small incident involving Megan Fox and a fan who wanted a picture. According to the story, a casual fan walked up to Megan and Brian – who were dining at a Korean restaurant over the weekend – and when they approached the couple and asked to take a photo, Brianus Austinus Greenus pretty much told the star-struck fan to fuck off.
From the looks of it, Megan was more than happy to take the photo but, like the over-bearing prick that he is, Brian spoke for Megan and gave the poor fan the dissatisfaction.
Who the fuck does this asshole think he is?!? Look, I understand that celebrities don’t want to be disturbed when they’re trying to be incognito but, SERIOUSLY, TAKE A CHILL PILL! How the Hell does it ruin Brian Austin Green’s day to just take FIVE goddamned seconds off his miserable life to sign an autograph or take a picture? HOW?!? He should be lucky anybody even acknowledges his cranky ass! And now I’m starting to hear rumors that Brian really is a control freak and is keeping Megan on a leash (but we’ll save that one for another conversation).
Believe it or not, I’ve actually met the lovely Megan Fox (IN PERSON) and I can wholly testify that Megan LOVES her fans and signs every autograph regardless. And the fact that Megan was eager to please her fans even while dining at a restaurant shows just how humble she is of them. That’s why it pisses me off to read this kinda story and to see what an unbelievable douchebag Megan’s husband can be to the people that made him (and Megan) famous.
“The Hangover” Sequel in Production!
The friendly folks over at Collider.com have reported that Warner Bros. has already started production for “The Hangover 2″. All four of the main leads (Zack Galiafiniakis, Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, and Justin Bartha) will be returning along with Todd Phillips as director.
It had been rumored for awhile as to what the plot would be about: all four guys go to Thailand and end up in lots of trouble. Well, it turns that it WILL be the plot and it WILL take place in Thailand! And also confirmed for the sequel is Ken Jeong (who played the naked man in the trunk in the first film) returning as the villain!
Tom Cruise In the Buff
Tom has been filming the fourth “Mission: Impossible” flick over in Prague for the past week and, as we all know, Tom is quite adamant about doing his own stunts.
Photogs snapped Tom shirtless yesterday and preparing for a wire stunt (its doubtful he’ll be shirtless in the actual scene).
One thing about Tom is that ever since his awesome homo-erotic Volleyball scene in “Top Gun”, he’s the kinda actor that has always been fit but has NEVER been buff. And for a man his age, I do have to admit that he’s looking a lot better than Val “Blubbery Tonnage” Kilmer.
Keira Knightley Unveils New Hairdo
I cannot claim to know if this is true, but I think this is the very first time that we’ve seen British cutie Keira Knightley sportin’ a brand spankin’ new hairdo! Ever!
She was at the Chanel fashion show in Paris earlier today (she is their spokesperson for their perfumes after all) and unveiled her early-90′s-Linda-Evangelista-type bob haircut. I’ll tell you what, at least it’s a lot better than Emma Watson’s hackneyed G.I. Jane hairdo.
Limp Bizkit In Concert
Yeah, uh-huh, I said Limp Bizkit.
The formerly popular Nu-Rock band from nearly a decade ago were snapped in concert in Moscow (of all places) yesterday night. Fred Durst was still sportin’ the baseball cap and wigga-hipster swagger and Wes Borland…..well, he was dressed in blackface AND whiteface. It’s a blast from the past that SUCKED! Makes me wanna break stuff and stick a cookie in their ass!
Happy Birthday, Jon Secada!
Yeah, it’s Pop singer Jon Secada’s 48th birthday today! I recall very early on in my Gen-X youth the popularity of Jon when he released his first successful self-titled album in 1992 along with the worldwide hit single, “Just Another Day”, on MTV.
“Just Another Day” was a perfect piece of early 90′s Pop that you couldn’t get out of your head and the kind of classic video that MTV USED to play on rotation. To be honest, as much as I loved that song (and how it reminds me of my 6th grade days), I never followed Jon in his follow-up endeavors but, as a nostalgia-lover, I never forgot about “Just Another Day”.
After hearing that it was his birthday today, I looked up Jon to see what he was up to and, to my surprise, Jon is still a semi-successful Pop singer/Producer and was last seen as a dance contestant on the Latin TV show “Mira Quien Baila” (and looking all buffed out for a man his age). I guess he’s still got it going on, so Happy Birthday, Jon!
Tales From the Supermodel Crypt
As a supermodel, Alessandra Ambrosio has got some seriously deadly curves and a stare that can melt your balls off. I think a lot of men can attest to that. But what you probably didn’t notice is just how unbelievably fucked up her feet are!
The Mother Of The Year 2010 was spotted attending a party for Fendi earlier tonight in Paris and she was flashing some horrificly disfigured limbs, much to the dismay of this writer.
From her nearly buckled-down knees down to her bandaged toes, Alessandra’s got herself some very frail and corpse-like gams! No wonder you never see those in the Victoria’s Secret catalog! It’s almost as bad as trying to Photoshop the Cryptkeeper!
“My Generation” – CANCELLED!
It’s been a very rough time for lots of new TV shows on the five major networks. The Fall season crowd hasn’t been too kind and the first one to get shoved in the shitter was “Lone Star” on FOX. And now the LA Times is reporting that the new show “My Generation” on ABC is getting the heave-ho after only two airings (wow, two is not a magic number for these TV stations).
The only reason I bring it up for this post is because I am so goddamned, mutherfuckin’ SICK and TIRED of seeing ALL of these billboards and busstop posters for this piece o’ shit “My Generation” show! Was this show supposed to represent our modern times? Is it supposed to represent Generation Z? Guess what, I DON’T CARE! I’m a Gen X-er, so this show doesn’t apply to me but no matter where I went, there’s another billboard for it!
The one billboard that pissed me off the most was the billboard for the Asian girl (pictured above, center left) that said “Remember our Prom night? Here’s your son….” Oh, I’m sorry, go Fuck yourself! It’s not my fault you had premarital sex and got pregnant from some pretentious douchebag asshole and decided to wait TEN years to tell him! Goddamn it, I am SO fuckin’ relieved now that this goddamned show will no longer air, so now I don’t have to see anymore these stupid melodramatic “My Generation” quotes infesting billboards in my town!!! Good riddance and KISS MY ASS!
“X-Men: First Class” Starts Production!
It’s a great time to be comic book fan! Check it out, Marvel Comics has TWO films currently in production at the moment. “Captain America: First Avenger” and the prequel “X-Men: First Class” are both filming concurrently in the UK (which is ironic considering that both comic titles are American-themed).
As of yesterday, photogs caught a glimpse of James McAvoy (Professor X), Rose Byrne (Moira McTaggert), and Jennifer Lawrence (Mystique) filming scenes for the new “X-Men” film! I could not be more excited like the little schoolgirl that I am!!!
