Maxim Cover Girl December 2010
Why does Maxim hate us? Why does Maxim choose women for the cover that DON’T deserve it? Are the choices of hotties so sparse? Did Megan Fox not accept their latest offer? Why the FUCK do we get piled on with this shit?!?
The latest cover girl for the dual-sided December issue is Cobie Smulders (from the aging TV show, “How I Met Your Mother”). You’re probably asking yourself, “Wait, Cobie who?” That’s MY sentiment exactly and that is why I am so hella-disappointed at how this year’s crop of cover girls has turned out. In the issue, Maxim declares Cobie as “seriously hot”. If she were on the cover back in 2005, then maybe I would agree but not in 2010!
Here’s another reason why I’m so pissy at this cover. The issue also has a sexy edit with the red-hot Aly Michalka (from the NEW hot TV show, “Hellcats”) where she shows off some sexy cleavage and curves…..but did she get the cover? NO! Instead, the end-of-the-year honor goes to Cobie Smulders and her yawn-worthy curves! Goddamn it, EPIC MUTHERFUCKING FAIL.
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