Archive for November, 2010
Maxim Cover Girl December 2010
Why does Maxim hate us? Why does Maxim choose women for the cover that DON’T deserve it? Are the choices of hotties so sparse? Did Megan Fox not accept their latest offer? Why the FUCK do we get piled on with this shit?!?
The latest cover girl for the dual-sided December issue is Cobie Smulders (from the aging TV show, “How I Met Your Mother”). You’re probably asking yourself, “Wait, Cobie who?” That’s MY sentiment exactly and that is why I am so hella-disappointed at how this year’s crop of cover girls has turned out. In the issue, Maxim declares Cobie as “seriously hot”. If she were on the cover back in 2005, then maybe I would agree but not in 2010!
Here’s another reason why I’m so pissy at this cover. The issue also has a sexy edit with the red-hot Aly Michalka (from the NEW hot TV show, “Hellcats”) where she shows off some sexy cleavage and curves…..but did she get the cover? NO! Instead, the end-of-the-year honor goes to Cobie Smulders and her yawn-worthy curves! Goddamn it, EPIC MUTHERFUCKING FAIL.
Nadine Coyle’s Lost Twin Sister?
Someone pointed this oddity out to me and, to be honest, I almost cared. Apparently, UK singer and Girls Aloud member Nadine Coyle (whoever the Hell that is) shares physical similarities with Beverly Hills socialite (and the half-sister of the Kardashian sisters) Kendall Jenner. It’s like they’re almost twins separated at birth!
Wow, could I give less of a two-bit flying crap!
The Top 10 Overpaid Stars in Hollywood
The mad scientists at the Forbes website have concocted a list of the most overpaid actors in Hollywood. The criteria for this list mostly involves actors and actresses who basically get paid WAY too much skrilla for their services but bring in very little Box Office revenue (both domestic and worldwide). And the list includes the following:
#10 – JIM CARREY
#9 – ADAM SANDLER
#8 – VINCE VAUGHN
#7 – MATT DAMON
#6 – DREW BARRYMORE
#5 – TOM CRUISE
#4 – SETH ROGEN
#3 – DENZEL WASHINGTON
#2 – EDDIE MURPHY
#1 – WILL FERRELL
While this list is arguable, Forbes only calculated the grosses for these actors up to June 2010, so any movies they’ve starred in after that (like Will Ferrell) aren’t counted.
IMO, there are other stars that could’ve instantly been added onto this list such as George Clooney, Cameron Diaz, Nicole Kidman, and Jennifer Aniston. Damn, do their movies stink up somethin’ bad!
Mel Gibson’s New “Beaver”
Mel Gibson filmed the Jodie Foster-directed flick “The Beaver” over a year ago and now we get a glimpse of the poster! The guys at Comingsoon.NET got hold of a new (although really shitty) scan of Mel’s new dramedy about a man with his hand up a beaver puppet’s ass.
Brooklyn Decker Busts Out in new Movie
Earlier this year, Brooklyn Decker was chosen as the cover girl for the SI Swimsuit Issue but neglected to do ANY promotion for the issue. Why, you ask? That’s because she was filming her big-screen debut in the a new Adam Sandler flick called “Just Go With It”, where she plays his love interest against Jennifer Aniston.
Entertainment Tonight unveiled the new trailer for the flick and Brooklyn does what only she can do best: flaunt her massive breastesses.
I mean, what else were you gonna focus on, her flawless acting?
Jordana Brewster’s Brazilian Tanlines
Jordana Brewster in a bikini. That’s all you need to know.
Jordana is currently filming “Fast 5″ in Brazil and she and her co-star, Paul Walker, took a suntan break out at the beaches of Rio De Janeiro.
The Victoria’s Secret Supermodel List 2010
There’s a little Dutch boy by the dike that has been giving me cryptic clues as to who the chosen supermodels for this year’s Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show will be and I think I can interpret the language with my Rosetta Stone. Hold on, let me crank it out……
With the show being filmed in two weeks, rumors and speculation are rampant as to who’s been chosen and who’s been kicked out. So far, VS has already chosen their elite group of “usuals”. That list includes Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel, Rosie Huntington Whiteley, Erin Heatherton, Chanel Iman, Behati Prinsloo, and Lily Aldridge.
But the other models that are being considered for the show include (but aren’t limited to) the following ladies:
–ANA BEATRIZ BARROS
–KAROLINA KURKOVA
–IZABEL GOULART
–ISABELI FONTANA
–CAROLINE TRENTINI
–ANNA MARIA JAGODZINSKA
–BIANCA BALTI
–SHANNAN CLICK
–ABBEY LEE KERSHAW
–CONSTANCE JABLONSKI
–JESSICA STAM
–LILY DONALDSON
–MARIJA VUJOVIC
–MARYNA LINCHUK
–HANA SOUKUPOVA
–LINDSAY ELLINGSON
–ELIZA CUMMINGS
–ALINE WEBBER
–GRACIE CARVALHO
–ANGELA LINDVALL
–CARMEN KASS
–JOURDAN DUNN
–ANNE VYALITSYNA
–ANJA RUBIK
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Notice that I haven’t mentioned Marisa Miller, Selita Ebanks, Doutzen Kroes, or Miranda Kerr in this list. Hmmm, I wonder why? Anyway, this is just a rumored casting list, so don’t think that I’ve revealed anything concrete just yet! By mid-November, we’ll know who the chosen ladies are for sure so, for now, dream on…….
Hilary & Haylie Duff Skank It Up
For this year’s Halloween, I’ve seen a bunch of celebs dress up as various characters, but none of them were interesting or caught my eye…..EXCEPT for maybe the Duff sisters!
Hilary and Haylie both went to a Halloween party as slutted-up versions with boobs poppin’ out (natch) of a Pocahontas Indian girl and a nurse/cowgirl hybrid. The photo was apparently posted on a Twitter account, so KUDOS to whoever took this photo!
New “Red State” Poster Revealed
Kevin Smith has completed his latest flick, “Red State”!
The lads over at Collider.com have confirmed that Kevin quietly wrapped filming for the independently budgeted flick late last week and has even completed editing the movie to a modest 92-minutes. And as a gift to fans like me, Mr. Smith went and unveiled the brand new official poster image on Twitter! While much is still not known of the full plot of the movie, Kevin has gone on to say that the movie will include elements of Horror and political undertones.
With a tagline like “Fear God”, what’s not to find scary? As long as it isn’t Alanis Morissette playing God like in “Dogma”, then maybe this film might actually be scarier than the poster suggests.
Lily Allen Miscarries – Ian Ziering Expecting
Two pieces of Baby news – one sad and one happy. In sad news, the Associated Press has reported that UK singer, Lilly Allen, suffered a miscarriage SIX months into her pregnancy! Allen’s publicist released the following statement:
It is with great sadness that we have to confirm that Lily Allen and Sam Cooper have lost their baby.
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But in happier baby news, everyone’s favorite blonde nerd from “Beverly Hills, 90210″ Ian Ziering has announced to People Magazine that he and his new wife are expecting their first child!
Erin and I are very excited to be parents. It’s something we both have always wanted
To be honest, I almost had a panic attack when I saw the words “90210 alum expecting baby girl“. The first thing that came to my mind was “Brian Austin Green? Megan Fox!!! NOOOOO!!!!!”, but it turned out to NOT be the case, so I’m fine.
Katy Perry & The Fireworks
I just saw the video for Katy Perry’s newest song, “Firework”. Apparently, the video was released just last week (not that I knew about it) and it already has 4 million views and counting. And the only reason I bring it up is because you have to see the scenes of Katy’s breastesses exploding.
Of course, if ever there were gonna be fireworks in the video, it HAD to explode out of Katy’s chest. Here, watch the video and see for yourself.
