Amber Heard Is a Lesbian – No One Is Surprised

In what was probably the worst-kept secret (and something I refused to believe at first), Amber Heard has confirmed her sexuality and has announced to the world that she loves GIRLS. The news was confirmed through a LGBT website called After Ellen and at the GLAAD Awards held over the weekend.

In case you’re wondering, Amber’s partner is none other than her photographer friend, Tasya Van Ree. And if you check on her photography website, the site is damned near riddled with nude images and videos of Amber, so it’s no surprise.

Am I bummed out about this news? Not at all! Considering that Amber is just way too incendiary for guys like me to handle, nothing can cool down Amber’s Angelic fire like a good ol’ Scissoring. WE LOVE AMBER!

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