Archive for December, 2010
New “Thor” Trailer Unveiled
The new trailer for “Thor” starring Chris Hemsworth as the Norse God Of Thunder was posted over at Yahoo earlier today and, just like the third Transformers teaser, it’s awesome! Starting where it left off in “Iron Man 2″, the trailer explains Thor’s banishment to Earth and yadda-yadda-yadda, just watch it!
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May 2011 can’t get here fast enough.
Maxim Cover Girl January 2011
If you haven’t seen or heard by now, Katy Perry starts off the New Year by being Maxim’s first cover girl for 2011. After a lackluster roster of cover ladies for 2010, the editors are back on track and swinging it high!
Click on the pic for the bigger version.
Earlier in the week, a couple of SUPER SHITTY digital camera pics of Katy’s cover and editorial were leaked online by some rogue interns at Maxim, so I won’t waste my time posting any other photos from the issue. All you need to know is that there is an additional edit with Whitney Port and an interview with Joel McHale in the issue.
Dr. Dre Premieres New “Kush” Video
Dr. Dre. Snoop Dogg and Akon. That’s all you need to know. The mighty D-R finally unleashed his brand new video (which looks like the sequel to “The Next Episode”) on his Youtube page and we got the hot track right here!
The track is hot, Hot, HOT! The West Coast is back!
Marisa Miller Gets Naked. For Charity.
Everyone’s favorite man-whore Fashion designer, Marc Jacobs, got supermodel Marisa Miller to shed her skivvies and pose buck-ass naked once again. Ah, just like in the good ol’ Perfect 10 days! Nothing but flesh and no inhibitions.
Marisa’s fleshie image appears on a special t-shirt to benefit the NYU Cancer Institute. And since it’s all for charity…..ah, fuck it, SHE’S NAKED, that’s all that matters!
Christina Aguilera’s Leaked Pics = EPIC FAIL
When I heard the word about Xtina had a couple of nude pictures leaked on the Net, I jumped on the opportunity to see what they looked like and….THEY SUCK. SUCK SUCK SUCK! Turns out that the photos are just discreet and features ZERO nudity. Sure there’s a bit of sideboob in some of them, but I got sprung for no goddamned reason.
In fact, I’m so pissed off that I’m just gonna post the picture where Xtina’s fully clothed!
Stare closely all you want, it’s still a sucky-ass photo! Fuck the person that stole these shitty-ass non-nude pictures!
A Hot & Sweaty Christmas with Victoria’s Secret
While everyone is busy freezing their asses off in the cold Christmas Winter weather (including myself), the girls at Victoria’s Secret are already getting ready for the Spring weather by flashing their hot, toned sweaty bodies in swimsuits! I got a hold of some new images for the Swimsuit 2011 campaign and…….
…..how is it possible that Candice Swanepoel and Alessandra Ambrosio can model such PG-rated swimwear yet make it look so racy and hoochie mama dirty?
“Transformers Dark Of The Moon” Teaser Unveiled
It’s here and it’s awesome! The teaser trailer for the third Transformers flick was unveiled on Michael Bay’s website earlier today and you can view it below.
The trailer gives us a glimpse of the new Decepticon villain, Shockwave, and screws with US History by making it look like the Moon landing in 1969 was actually a cover-up! AAAHHHH, I MUST SEE IT!!!
Lady Gaga and The Seven Wax Figures
Gaga got immortalized in wax at the Madame Tussaud’s yesterday. Unfortunately, the actual Gaga couldn’t make it to the event because the unveiling was done in THREE different cities!
Apparently, there are SEVEN different wax figures that were made and the funny thing about all of them? They all look EXACTLY like Gaga! Literally and anatomically!
“Spiderman” Reboot In Production
The new “Spiderman” reboot is underway! Photogs got glimpses of the back-to-blonde Emma Stone as Gwen Stacy filming a funeral scene (most likely for Spidey’s uncle) in New York yesterday. Let’s see if all the Spidey elitists will open their mouths and bad-mouth this one.
New Tomb Raider Videogame Unveiled
I’ll be the first to confess that as a long-time videogamer, I’ve NEVER once found Lara Croft to be polygonally attractive. The aqua-blue tank top, short-shorts, sunglasses and two guns was too…easy. Angelina did a good portrayal for the movies (and the late Michael Turner did an impressive version in the comic books), but the videogame version was just never that good-looking to me.
Ah, but after hearing the news that the long-outdated Tomb Raider franchise was being given to the developers at Square-Enix, it seemed like promising news. Lo and behold, Square-Enix has announced that they are doing an as-yet-untitled Prequel to the Tomb Raider franchise and have unveiled the new look for (a younger) Lara Croft!
They’ve given a drastically different look for Lara and I am privately sporting wood as to what the rest of her looks like! A good actress comparison for this new version would be hottie “Dexter” actress, Jennifer Carpenter. It’s almost uncanny!
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Okay, I’m officially on-board with the new Tomb Raider game. Now I just have to wait a goddamned YEAR before I can play it. Fuckin’ ay, man!
Kevin Smith Is Still Too Fat To Fly
Yup, it’s happened again! Only this time, the outcome didn’t seem so bad. According to a report from People, Mr. Smith, his wife, and Jason Mewes were recently scheduled for a flight back to Los Angeles from JFK Airport in New York but arrived at the departure gates too late and were DENIED from boarding the airplane.
To make a long story short. Mr. Smith tried to board ten minutes before departure but got rejected at the door. Mr. Smith took a rescheduled flight but was given “lovely, apologetic email, full refund for flight, free tix offer – all before I’ve landed“. See? So I guess it’s not all that bad.
“The Tourist” Premiere in New York
The world premiere for Johnny Depp & Angelina’s new flick, “The Tourist” was held in New York last night and it only needed three things – Angelina Jolie in a smoking-hot leggy white dress, Johnny Depp, and Brad Pitt (in Jeff Bridges mode).
According to photog description, Angelina avoided talking to the Media. Guesses are stemming that maybe it was because Angelina didn’t want to address the whole “look-at-me” debacle with Chelsea Handler and you know what? She doesn’t need to!
I’m with the Angelina Alliance and Chelsea Handler is with the Aniston Anarchy and we don’t answer to jealous ex-wife bullshit! The Angelina Alliance is out in full force! Go, Angelina!
Alessandra Ambrosio To Pose in Bodypaint for SI?
This is quite the piece of juicy supermodel gossip if I may say so! A few people on the Alessandra Ambrosio forums have been noticing a Twitter conversation between photographer Stewart Shining and a Brazilian website called Strike Two Poses.
Apparently, there are hints between the Tweets that Victoria’s Secret supermodel, Alessandra Ambrosio, MIGHT be doing photoshoots in bodypaint for the 2011 issue of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue!
So is it Fact or Fiction? Other than Marisa Miller and Heidi Klum, Alessandra would be the only other VS model to don the coveted bodypaint. Plus I get to stare really closely at the, ummm…..paint job. If it’s true, that is.
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UPDATE 12/07/2010: The report turned out to be just a rumor. Its been confirmed on Stewart Shining’s Facebook account that Alessandra is NOT doing Sports Illustrated at all. Goddamn it all!
Mr. Skin’s Top Celebrity Nude Scenes of 2010
It’s that time of the year! Mr. Skin doesn’t disappoint when it comes to compiling such lists like these, so let’s cut the BS and reveal the list of the Top Nude Scenes of 2010!
#5 – AMANDA SEYFRIED & JULIANNE MOORE – CHLOE
#4 – ANNE HATHAWAY – LOVE & OTHER DRUGS
#3 – PAZ DE LA HUERTA – BOARDWALK EMPIRE
#2 – JESSICA PARE – HOT TUB TIME MACHINE
#1 – KELLY BROOK & RILEY STEELE – PIRANHA 3D
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And there you have it! Lots of nudity, not enough time to whack it. It’s time for you to queue up your Netflix and watch each scene in slo-mo.
Amber Heard Is a Lesbian – No One Is Surprised
In what was probably the worst-kept secret (and something I refused to believe at first), Amber Heard has confirmed her sexuality and has announced to the world that she loves GIRLS. The news was confirmed through a LGBT website called After Ellen and at the GLAAD Awards held over the weekend.
In case you’re wondering, Amber’s partner is none other than her photographer friend, Tasya Van Ree. And if you check on her photography website, the site is damned near riddled with nude images and videos of Amber, so it’s no surprise.
Am I bummed out about this news? Not at all! Considering that Amber is just way too incendiary for guys like me to handle, nothing can cool down Amber’s Angelic fire like a good ol’ Scissoring. WE LOVE AMBER!
Mel Gibson’s “The Beaver” Trailer Unveiled
The trailer for Mel’s latest flick finally got released onto Youtube yesterday! Scope out the trailer below and take a minute to remind yourself of just how great an actor Mel can be…..all personal rants and remarks aside, of course
Dr. Dre’s New Interview with XXL Magazine
The might, might D-R rarely does interviews or TV appearances. But the editors over at XXL Magazine (it’s a Hip Hop magazine if you don’t know) were able to score an Exclusive interview with the elusive producer and he gives his thoughts on various topics including – the “Detox” album, Jay-Z and Kanye West, the state of music, the 50 Cent/Game feud, and how he feels about his previous efforts.
Here’s a few of the Dr.’s quotes from the interview:
–His thoughts on Detox
“I’m tryna [sic] get it done. I’m really feeling it now. My energy has been back and forth with the record, tussling with doing it out of obligation, as opposed to doing it because I really feel it”
–His thoughts on modern Hip Hop
“It’s definitely big right now. But its definitely not as good to me right now….it’s just a lot of watered-down shit. It’s just a little too happy for my taste, a little too bubblegummish [sic] and shit”
–the 50 Cent/Game feud from 2005
“It was bad internally and bad for business. It’s no telling where we could be right now if everybody got along….it was just fuckin’ terrible for Hip Hop”
–His thoughts on Kanye
“I love Kanye’s music. I don’t necessarily agree with a lot of the moves he made with his career but, as far as his music goes, I love it”
–His thought on previous efforts
“I have mixed emotions about it. I look back and can’t help but go, ‘Damn, there’s things I could’ve done better, you know?’ I’ve never listened to any of my records after….once it comes out, it’s just numbers”
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If you are Dr. Dre fan like I am, don’t hesitate to buy this issue! Go to your local newsstand and pick it up when it drops on December 14th!
New Transformers 3 Teaser Unveiled Next Week
Of all places, an Italian website called Bad Taste has revealed some new information regarding the TEASER trailer for “Transformers: Dark Of The Moon”. Unfortunately, the description got taken down but from what I was able to translate, the trailer mirrors the teaser of the second movie.
If you recall (or don’t), the teaser for the second movie showed NASA footage of the Mars Rover getting stomped by a Decepticon. According to description for the teaser of TF3, footage of astronauts is shown as they explore the other side of the Moon only to find….MEGAN FOX AS A DECEPTICON!!! AAHHH, RUN!!!!
Okay, so it’s not really clear what the astronauts will see in the teaser, but I guarantee its something robotic! The teaser is set to be shown next week in front of screenings for “Chronicles of Narnia: Voyage Of the Dawn Treader” and then again at screenings of “Tron: Legacy”, so mark those calendars!
Happy Birthday, Amanda Seyfried!
Today is the 25th birthday of everyone’s favorite bug-eyed blonde actress from “Mamma Mia!” and “Jennifer’s Body”, Amanda Seyfried! It’s been quite the big year for Amanda as she had FOUR movies open in theaters in the last twelve months with more still on the way.
With her newest flick “Red Riding Hood” coming soon to theaters, there’s only one thing that matters – she doesn’t make out with Megan Fox in the movie. Oh well, Happy Birthday, Amanda!
Holy Roman Jackass!
Johnny Knoxville and Chris Pontius doing promotion of “Jackass 3D” in the Holy city of Rome. What could go wrong? If Pope Benedict XVI isn’t first in line for the movie, he’s missing out.
