Where In The World Is Miranda Kerr?

Posted by kroq_jock

December 29, 2010

It’s a simple question. The Aussie supermodel has gone AWOL and it’s all goddamned mutherfuckin’ sunnuvabitch Orlando Bloom’s fault! First, this dumbass impregnates her and then what’s he do (other than tending to her supermodel needs)? He wastes all of his free time biking up hills, motorcycling around LA, getting into scuffles with paparazzi, and drinking coffee in public ALL while his supermodel wife sits and gets fatter by the hour!!!