Archive for January, 2011
Everybody Hates Lea Michele
The stories are slowly churning out about how much of a high-maintenance diva and all-around bitch “Glee” starlet Lea Michelle really is. The latest bitch story comes from newcomer 14-year old actress Hailee Steinfeld, who co-stars in the hit Jeff Bridges flick, “True Grit”.
The young actress gave an interview to J-14 Magazine (y’know, those teeny-bopper magazines?) and pretty much told the reporter what an absolute bitch Lea Michele was to her when she tried to snag an autograph from the bitch.
When I was auditioning for “True Grit”, I was on the Paramount lot. “Glee” also films on the lot and….I saw Lea Michele just walking to her trailer and I was like, ‘That’s the girl from Glee. I’ve got to go ask for her autograph!’ So I walked up to her and asked for her autograph, but she walked by and a guy came and said, ‘Sorry, now’s not a good time!’ I was practically crying on the way home. I was so sad!
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Wow, Lea Michele is an absolute BITCH!! This is why I don’t watch “Glee” because there obviously isn’t any coming from Lea Michele!!! And don’t even get me started on how Lea fucked up the classic 80′s Wham! song “Last Christmas”……..
Miranda Kerr Pops A Boy!
Believe it or not, after reports were made that supermodel Miranda Kerr went into labor early yesterday morning, it’s been confirmed that the Aussie hottie has finally given birth to Orlando Bloom’s demon-seed baby! Oh dear god, NOOOooooooOOOO!!!!!!
Eminem To Return to the Big Screen?
The Hollywood Reporter has gotten word that Mr. Marshall Mathers is making a return to the big screen after making his (only) screen appearance in the flick, “8 Mile” back in 2002.
Word on the streets is Eminem is eyeing a new drama titled, “Random Acts Of Violence” to be distributed by 20th Century Fox where he plays an “ex-con just released from prison who is trying to stay on the right side of the law despite pressure from his former comrades – at the same time, the FBI is trying to recruit him to bring down the syndicate”.
Wow, sounds just like the plotline to every Grand Theft Auto game!
Natalie Portman Is Already A Big Fattie
But not in a bad way! No less than 2-weeks after Natalie made the announcement that she was preggers, photos of her from yesterday already show her ballooning quickly to a monstrous size. Hey, she may end up like Ali Larter with enlarged breastesses and a big booty!
Jessica Szohr Naked in Bodypaint
I am not a fan of “Gossip Girl” actress Jessica Szohr. But I am trying my damndest to tolerate looking at her naked bodypainted flesh by ignoring the fug face. Turns out that Jessica will be the spokesgirl this year for Sobe Lifewater (her BFF Ashley Greene did it last year) and pix were posted on the Sobe Facebook page.
Instead of looking at her face, let’s just look at the other parts, shall we?
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Enjoy. If you can. If you do, good for you.
The Victoria’s Secret Angels – Naughty in GQ UK
GQ UK got to score Candice Swanepoel, Lindsay Ellingson, Lily Aldridge, and Erin Heatherton for their February 2011 issue. A couple of previews from the issue were posted over at the IMG Models site and we got the previews below!
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If you live in the UK, the issue should be on newsstands next week. If you’re like me and live in the USA, we get it at the END of the month. GQ UK gets to have supermodels on their covers and all we get for GQ US is Ryan Gosling. WE SUCK.
The 10 Rules Of Satisfying Megan Fox
In the latest issue of Cosmo Magazine, the editors decided to give Megan Fox’s husband, Brian Austin Green, a 2-page article! Why, you ask? Since BAG is on the TV show “Desperate Housewives”, it garners him a few minutes of extra fame, hence the article where he talks about “10 Romantic Moves That Guys Actually Dig”…..
….or if you read between the lines, it’s actually “The 10 Rules of Satisfying Megan Fox”. Let’s go through the list, shall we?
–RULE #1 – LET MEGAN DO THE SHOPPING
“It’s fantastic when I open the refrigerator to see that Megan has picked up my favorite food or drink”
–RULE #2 – LET MEGAN CELEBRATE WHAT SHE WANTS
“If she celebrated something stupid, like the day we got our cat, I’d love it. It shows a sense of humor”
–RULE #3 – DON’T FORGET ABOUT THE ANNIVERSARY!
“On that note, for our anniversary, something that reminded me of the wedding – like the flowers we had at the ceremony – would mean a lot”
–RULE #4 – LET MEGAN RECORD THE TV SHOWS
“I’ll turn on the TV to find that Megan has TiVoed five things she knows I would enjoy. It’s really sweet”
–RULE #5 – LET MEGAN SEXT YOU FIRST
“I usually go to work before Megan, and I love getting a text after I’ve left that says ‘Good Morning, I love you’”
–RULE #6 – LET MEGAN CHOOSE FROM THE TAKE-OUT MENU
“I think it would be a huge treat for most guys if a girl were to say ‘You choose what we’re eating tonight’”
–RULE #7 – LET MEGAN SHOP FOR SKINCARE PRODUCTS
“Guys don’t know anything about hair or skin products, so buy him some. I feel pretty when I use the face wash that Megan gets me”
–RULE #8 – LET MEGAN CHOOSE THE OUTFIT
“When she picks out my outfit, I love knowing she wants to see me in it”
–RULE #9 – LET MEGAN HANDLE THE LAPTOP
“It would be cute to open up my laptop and see that she set my background to a photo of the two of us”
–RULE #10 – LET MEGAN HANDLE THE LAUNDRY
“Guys love bathrobes. If you get up before him, bring his back from the bathroom for him”
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And there you have it! Consider this a Blueprint, boys and girls! The next time Megan Fox stands in front of you at a drugstore pharmacy buying a bottle of water in Studio City, give these tips a try!
Starbucks Unveils New Coffee Cup Design
The folks over at Starbucks have sent out a mass email to all its followers and gave a preview of the newest coffee cup design of their logo. Check it out!
The newly designed logo cup is ready to roll out sometime this Spring, so let the Starbucks purist protests begin! What are these celebrities gonna do for coffee now??!!
Kobe Bryant Becomes 10th All-Time NBA Scorer
Sure, I can attest that my Los Angeles Lakers have been hot and very cold throughout this season, but that doesn’t mean Kobe’s gonna stop being the dominant force that he’s always been. The Lakers took on the falling-apart Detroit Pistons and defeated them in a 108-83 blowout last night at home.
Kobe scored 17 points, which was more than enough to secure him in 10th place as the All-time leading NBA Scorer surpassing Dominique Wilkins.
“It’s cool. It’s a great honor. Those kinds of things are things that you kind of look back in hindsight when your career’s all over”.
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Kobe now has 26,671 total points in his stats and is only 39 points behind the ninth place scorer, Oscar Robertson. It’s predicted that by the end of the season, Kobe could surpass Hakeem Olajuwon, Elvin Hayes and Moses Malone and end up in SIXTH place in the Scorer’s list!
Congrats to Kobe! SUCK IT, LEBRON.
New Spiderman Photos Emerge
New photos of Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone filming a kissing scene on the set of the new “Spiderman” reboot have popped up all over the place.
Apparently, the producers are going for the Rob Pattinson “Team-Edward-messy-hair-brooding-Abercrombie & Fitch male-model” look. So far, not impressed.
A Little More Candice Swanepoel & Lindsay Ellingson
As the Winter days get colder and colder, nothing gets the cold-boner blood pumping like beautiful Victoria’s Secret models with hot bodies like Candice and Lindsay. Here’s a look at more new lingerie that they want you to buy….
In case you haven’t heard already, Victoria’s Secret is unleashing their new Swimsuit ’11 Catalog today but unlike the Sports Illustrated version, this one isn’t as widely overhyped and features more exotic models that don’t act all high maintenance like that Brooklyn Decker bitch.
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This is SO much better than talking about the Bieber/Gomez weekend sexcapade.
Stan Lee Receives Star On Walk Of Fame
Comic Book legend and all-around good guy Stan “The Man” Lee received a Star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame yesterday afternoon! There’s no need for me to list his accomplishments, it’s just too long! Anyway, Congrats to Stan Lee from Celebutopia!
Amber Heard’s “The Ward” Teaser Unveiled
The Angelic Amber has a number of new movies in the can and her latest one is a Psychological Horror flick called “The Ward” directed by the legendary John Carpenter. Amber stars as Kristen who gets thrown into a psych ward and a bunch of freaky-deaky supernatural stuff happens.
Watch for the gratuitous shower scene!
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No domestic release date has been set but the flick should be in UK theaters by mid-2011.
Jessica Alba To Be Nominated for Four Razzies
This is the best news I’ve heard this year so far! The folks at the LA Times have listed the eligible nominees for the Golden Raspberry Awards (AKA The Razzies) and out of the list of “Worst fill-in-the-blank” categories, there was one little tidbit that stood out for me…..
The insufferable Jessica Alba is eligible to be nominated for Worst Actress in all FOUR films that she starred in for 2010 – “The Killer Inside Me”, “Little Fockers”, “Machete” and “Valentine’s Day”! Finally somebody @ the Razzies feels my pain for this horrific woman and her dead-as-wood acting skills! I hope to God she gets nominated for ALL of them, that way the Razzie voters don’t even need to choose.
Make it so, Razzies! And if Ms. Alba had ANY sense of humor (which I’m very sure she doesn’t), she’ll accept her award IN PERSON like Sandra Bullock did last year and laugh it off. If she does, then MAYBE I’ll grow a little bit of respect for her. But there’s no possibility of that ever happening, Hahahahaha……….
Kim Kardashian Thinks She Can Sing
How is it that thousands of people audition for American Idol only to get rejected on national TV……yet THIS girl gets to have a musical career???
There had been stories floating all over the Web today about Kim K’s new song called “Turn It Up” (that she debuted and sang in a Vegas nightclub recently) and now the amateurish shaky-cam video got posted on Youtube complete with awful vocals.
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It’s official – THIS SHIT SUCKS.
Supermodels On Jetskis
Current “Transformers” babe and VS model Rosie Huntington Whiteley got all sporty the day after New Years and got into some jet skiing with boyfriend Jason Statham at St. Barths. Sorry, but I just find this visual so abhorrently preposterous yet Funny at the same time!
Macauley & Mila Are No More!
The kid from “Home Alone” and the girl who munched on Natalie Portman in “Black Swan” have gone their separate ways according to reports from the New York Post. So to those of you that are wasting their time looking for photos of these two, don’t waste your time any longer.
Pete Postlethwaite Passes Away
Reports from the British press have confirmed that Pete Postlethwaite, the British character actor who’s starred in more roles than I can count (Baz Luhrman’s “Romeo + Juliet” comes to mind for me), has passed away after a long battle with cancer. He was 64 years old.
Leona Lewis Busts Out In Concert
Bust out indeed! Leona performed a New Year’s concert in Miami and wore a pink ensemble that was just a tad bit too tight up there. Let’s inspect a little closer, shall we?
Hey, it’s a lot better than having to watch a New Year’s performance on TV with ke$ha!
New Year’s Party With Salma Hayek
Since Salma Hayek is dating some rich guy, she only found it necessary to invite all the hottest supermodels of the world to St. Barths to party alongside her at their billion dollar mansion! And one of those supermodels just happened to be the Party Girl Alessandra Ambrosio – who was more than happy to Tweet photos of it!
I mean, why party in the cold trenches of Aspen or the lukewarm sun of Miami? St. Barths is where all the Latin-flavored action is at!
[Photo courtesy of Alessandra Ambrosio's Twitter]
