The 10 Rules Of Satisfying Megan Fox
In the latest issue of Cosmo Magazine, the editors decided to give Megan Fox’s husband, Brian Austin Green, a 2-page article! Why, you ask? Since BAG is on the TV show “Desperate Housewives”, it garners him a few minutes of extra fame, hence the article where he talks about “10 Romantic Moves That Guys Actually Dig”…..
….or if you read between the lines, it’s actually “The 10 Rules of Satisfying Megan Fox”. Let’s go through the list, shall we?
–RULE #1 – LET MEGAN DO THE SHOPPING
“It’s fantastic when I open the refrigerator to see that Megan has picked up my favorite food or drink”
–RULE #2 – LET MEGAN CELEBRATE WHAT SHE WANTS
“If she celebrated something stupid, like the day we got our cat, I’d love it. It shows a sense of humor”
–RULE #3 – DON’T FORGET ABOUT THE ANNIVERSARY!
“On that note, for our anniversary, something that reminded me of the wedding – like the flowers we had at the ceremony – would mean a lot”
–RULE #4 – LET MEGAN RECORD THE TV SHOWS
“I’ll turn on the TV to find that Megan has TiVoed five things she knows I would enjoy. It’s really sweet”
–RULE #5 – LET MEGAN SEXT YOU FIRST
“I usually go to work before Megan, and I love getting a text after I’ve left that says ‘Good Morning, I love you’”
–RULE #6 – LET MEGAN CHOOSE FROM THE TAKE-OUT MENU
“I think it would be a huge treat for most guys if a girl were to say ‘You choose what we’re eating tonight’”
–RULE #7 – LET MEGAN SHOP FOR SKINCARE PRODUCTS
“Guys don’t know anything about hair or skin products, so buy him some. I feel pretty when I use the face wash that Megan gets me”
–RULE #8 – LET MEGAN CHOOSE THE OUTFIT
“When she picks out my outfit, I love knowing she wants to see me in it”
–RULE #9 – LET MEGAN HANDLE THE LAPTOP
“It would be cute to open up my laptop and see that she set my background to a photo of the two of us”
–RULE #10 – LET MEGAN HANDLE THE LAUNDRY
“Guys love bathrobes. If you get up before him, bring his back from the bathroom for him”
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And there you have it! Consider this a Blueprint, boys and girls! The next time Megan Fox stands in front of you at a drugstore pharmacy buying a bottle of water in Studio City, give these tips a try!
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