Archive for February 2011

Olivia Wilde’s Supermodel Weekend in Mexico

The folks in charge for Liverpool Fashion Week in Mexico (wait, isn’t Liverpool in the UK?) always get themselves a supermodel star to open their fashion week every year. Last year’s chosen girl was Bar Refaeli and for this year’s festivities, they chose Olivia Wilde!

Olivia was on hand in Mexico City this weekend where she opened their show wearing a blue ensemble, check it out!

Sigh, if only it were a lingerie show……

New “Hangover II” Teaser Unveiled

Warner Bros. has released a new teaser trailer for “The Hangover II”. Check it out below!

From the looks of it, the movie seems to recycle the same ol’ “where’s the groom?” plot from the first film. Only instead of Vegas, it’s in Thailand. Please don’t let this movie suck, Todd Phillips.

Olivia Wilde Busts Out For the April Cover of Cosmo

Sporting what is probably the best-looking (yet obviously Photoshopped) cleavage, Olivia Wilde scores the cover of the April 2011 issue of Cosmo! And before you ask, YES, it’s much sexier than Michelle Trachtenberg’s boner repellant Maxim cover.

Inside the magazine, Olivia pens a self-affirmation article entitled, “Olivia Wilde’s Confidence Manifesto” where she blasts all the anonymous message board assholes that rip on her body image (“I’ve been declared too fat and too skinny on the same day on the same photo“) and declares that she’s confident in herself with or without Hollywood’s permission (“There is nothing wrong with embracing the tools that allow us to get there…as long as we’re aware of the fact that we are worth the same with or without these tools“).

Oh, and she just loves to skinny dip, too. Mmm-mmm!


My god, can this woman be anymore perfect? It’s so great to see her be so sexually fierce now that she ain’t married anymore. And while we’re at it, let’s get a close-up of those Photoshopped boobies, shall we?

Kobe Bryant Gets Cemented in Hollywood

In case you missed it over the weekend, LA Laker Kobe Bryant became the first-ever athlete to get his hands and feet cemented at the Hollywood Walk Of Fame (an honor usually given to movie stars). But from what I’ve heard, Kobe’s actual cement block will only be displayed temporarily, so if you’re in Hollywood, take a picture before it disappears!

Congrats to Kobe from Celebutopia! And to put the cherry on top, Kobe was named the MVP for the 2011 NBA All-Star game where the West dominated the East like a bunch o’ bitches for the hundredth time. Suck it, Lebron!

Amber Heard – Naughty In Esquire UK

I get jealous whenever Amber and her bodaciously dangerous curves get to be displayed in international magazines rather than domestic ones. Speaking of which, Amber appears in the March 2011 issue of Esquire UK where she’s promoting her new flick, “The Ward” (which doesn’t seem to have a release date in the U.S.) and talks about various things such as being a proud lipstick lesbian and….that’s about it.

Click on the pics to view the bigger version!

Supermodels Invade Las Vegas

So what happens when you get all 17 models from the 2011 edition of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue out on the hot streets of Las Vegas Boulevard?

Well, nothing really. But cover girl Irina Shayk was there alongside LV Mayor Oscar Goodman (and that goddamned Brooklyn Decker) where they got to rename a specific street to “Swimsuit Blvd” near the Monte Carlo Hotel. Ummm….congrats, I guess.

Adrianne Palicki Is Wonder Woman

If you haven’t already heard by now, the hot-and-cold role of everyone’s favorite lassoed comic book heroine, Wonder Woman, has finally been cast! The long-awaited role has been filled by actress Adrianne Palicki, formerly of “Friday Night Lights”.

The new TV show, which is being penned by uber-producer David E. Kelley, is getting a pretty cold reception for its pilot script. News had swirled a couple of months ago that Kelly’s pilot script was rejected by virtually every network and, from what I’ve heard, the script is a bit…..umm, not good.

Hopefully, they can modernize Diana Prince without making her seem like some estrogen-fueled feminist!

The Girl With The Wardrobe Malfunction

You may not recognize the name of actress Noomi Rapace (she stars as the original main character of Lisabeth Salander in the “Girl Who Kicked The Hornet’s Nest” movies) but I’m sure you’ll appreciate her excellent wardrobe malfunction!

Noomi was out attending some event in the UK last night called the Elle Fashion Awards and was not too discreet at exiting the vehicle. Big applause to the photog that snapped the Hornet girl!

Irina Shayk – Sports Illustrated Cover Girl 2011

Big congratulations to Russian supermodel Irina Shayk who has finally won her first Sports Illustrated cover after having to trail behind girls like Brooklyn Decker and Bar Refaeli!

The giant billboard near the David Letterman studios was unveiled this afternoon and Irina and her heaving breastesses are front and center, baby!

UPDATE: Here’s the High Quality version!

Katy Perry’s Backstage Grammy Party

It was a bit of a disappointment that Katy Perry left the Grammys empty-handed but that doesn’t mean she didn’t party! Katy attended the EMI afterparty and was seen getting friendly with all the execs and veeps that didn’t spend enough money to get her a Grammy.

Wait, was that supposed to be a secret?

In case you didn’t notice, it just so happened that the camera guy couldn’t get the all-too-famous upskirt shot of Katy. He ALMOST did and that’s why I’m favoriting these pics because its the closest to an unintentional skin flash that Katy will ever show. Thumbs up!

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2011 Models Revealed!

The annual Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue is going to be out in a few days and, for the first time ever, SI is revealing their 17 supermodel picks! The folks at SI and DirecTV have teamed up and aired a special “Reveal” show to highlight all 17 of their picks. Some models make their annual comeback while others make their debut.

And, SHOCKINGLY, for the first time in 6 years, Bar Refaeli does NOT appear in the issue! Scandalous! Anyway, if you don’t catch the SI special airing on the 101 channel on DirecTV (or cannot wait for the actual issue itself), here are HD screencaps of the seventeen ladies that will be featured in the issue!

















ALYSSA MILLER (no relation to Marisa Miller)

And that’s your supermodel list for the issue! More than likely, the cover will be given to Hilary Rhoda, so let’s cross those boners and hope it happens! The cover girl will be revealed on the Late Show with David Letterman on the 14th and the issue is on sale on the 15th.

[HD screencaps courtesy of VampireHorde]

Summer Glau Gets Sexy For Esquire USA

No, unfortunately, Summer Glau didn’t score the March ’11 cover of Esquire USA (the honor went to Liam Neeson) but she does get down into her bikini and shows off her newly toned body. She’s one of those chicks who have always been skinny (even when she was nude in “The Sarah Connor Chronicles”, it wasn’t as hot), so it was kinda difficult to see her as this walking piece of sex-on-a-stick, but I’m seriously impressed now.

Click on the pic to view the bigger version!

It’s just too bad that this is the last we’ll see of her in a while since her latest TV show, “The Cape” got placed on “indefinite hiatus”, so she’s pretty much unemployed for the moment. But, hey, at least she’s got a nice little bod to show off for it.

Maxim Cover Girl March 2011

The March issue is a bit odd for me. It ain’t bad but it sure as Hell ain’t good, either. The March cover girl is actress Michelle Trachtenberg trying her goddamndest to look like a cross between Scarlett Johansson and Christina Hendricks (only without the giant breastesses).

So to get the boner blood pumping, all Maxim can come up with is the skinny, pasty-white, push-up bra-wearing Michelle Trachtenberg? I don’t know, my mouth is agape at this choice. WHATEVER.

UPDATE: There are additional edits in the issue featuring a topless Diora Baird (!), Carly Craig, and Susie Abromeit. Diora Baird TOPLESS but no cover? What kinda ass-backwards country do we live in???

Adriana & Alessandra Bring The Heat to Malibu

Is there anything sexier or hotter than seeing two Victoria’s Secret supermodels having to adjust themselves? Not to me! Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio were spotted by the paps yesterday afternoon doing a lingerie shoot at a Malibu beach house complete with butt crack adjustments and heavage cleavage.

Ugh, these Malibu rich people are so goddamned lucky……

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New “X-Men: First Class” Trailer Unveiled

I absolutely HATED when Brett Ratner single-handedly destroyed the “X-Men” franchise by being so blatantly ignorant of it’s hardcore fanbase. “X-Men: The Last Stand” was a huge kick in the balls by a less-than-competent director that had ZERO clue about the X-Men storyline. Since then, everyone has revered the third X-Men movie but now there is a ray of hope, X-fans!

20th Century Fox unleashed the brand new trailer for “X-Men: First Class” today and the excitement that was lost all those years ago is back in full force. With the full story being rebooted and characters being given (from what is shown in the trailer) a proper treatment, it gives me, as a fanboy, absolute glee. Here, check out the new trailer and judge for yourself.

If this trailer doesn’t get you excited about X-Men, then nothing will.

Victoria’s Secret Supermodels Want Love

Valentine’s Day is a few days away and Victoria’s Secret definitely does NOT want you to forget it! And just so you don’t, they will shove their supermodels in your face just to remind you to buy that piece of skimpy lingerie for that significant other. As was the case yesterday when Candice Swanepoel and two others made sure of that.

Good luck to you on Valentine’s Day, hahaha!

Joss Stone Hates The Queen

What better way for UK songstress Joss Stone to protest the killing of bears by claiming that her Royal Highness is a killer of animals! Rather than protest the people that hunt the bears, she’d rather take a swipe at the Monarchy because, GOD FORBID, PETA doesn’t get your attention.

Plus this bullshit ad that doesn’t really show any naked-ness.

Nice move, PETA! I just hope the Queen still has all the traps from the Spanish Inquisition in her basement just for ALL of you.

Christina Hendricks – Nothing But Eye Candy

“Mad Men” star Christina Hendricks was in the city of Paris last night to appear as eye candy for the cameras. Apparently, the creator of the “Mad Men” TV show got some sort of TV award and Christina was just “there” in support.

But in his defense, I woulda done the same thing. Only she would’ve been less clothed.

A Little More Gaga In Your Life

“Does this new album cover make my ass look fat?” Why, YES, it does, Stefani Germanotta!

If you haven’t seen Gaga’s new album cover by now, you’re just like me – LATE.

Olivia Wilde Is Officially Single

It’s a great day, boys and girls! Turns out that Olivia and her Italian prince husband have been living apart for “quite some time” (AKA split), as confirmed by People Magazine.

I had been noticing lately that Olivia was becoming more and more sexually ferocious in her magazine editorials and in her movies. Lots of topless shots and ass flashes and behind-the-back nudity were becoming more in-your-face and now we know why!

And you know what that means? Now Olivia is free to pursue Megan Fox and steal her away from Brian Austin Green and then THAT would be instant lesbo karma.