Jessica Alba Is Officially OLD
I know it’s hard to believe but Jessica Alba turns the big 3-0 today. She’s one of those few actresses that keeps doing movies yet she ALWAYS plays the same exact character. Sorta like Jennifer Aniston. If you look at her filmography, there isn’t a single role in the list where either one was distinguishable from the other.
Whether it’s “Fantastic 4″, or “Good Luck Chuck”, or “Into The Blue”, “Valentine’s Day”, or even “Machete” and “Little Fockers”, HOW DOES THIS GIRL STILL GET WORK??? But then again, the argument would be “Dude, but she’s hot!” – Yeah, I don’t fuckin’ think so.
For the record, I could write a whole 25-page dissertation as to why Jessica Alba is one of the worst celebrities in Hollywood…..but that would be a total waste of everyone’s time. Other than that, Happy Birthday, you heartless bitch.
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