The Other Good Thing(ies) About Miranda Kerr

If there was one good thing that emerged from Miranda Kerr’s pregnancy with Orlando Bloom’s demon-seed baby, it’s that Miranda’s breastesses have blown up to watermelon-sized proportions. Unfortunately, it affected her supermodel curves (as seen in some new ungodly bikini pics she took recently), so it’s the only good thing I’ve got left to look at.

For a girl who’s never been this big, she sure filled out! It’s a shame she’ll lose it all once the demon-seed baby suckles it all away. Orlando Bloom is an Asshole!

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