Archive for May 2011

Rosie Huntington Whiteley Gets Complex for Complex

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Now that “Transformers 3″ is on the horizon, Victoria’s Secret supermodel Rosie Huntington Whiteley is going to be on everyone’s lips and everyone’s eyes (and a few stiffies) very soon. The folks at Complex Magazine were able to score Rosie’s first domestic magazine cover complete with a less-than-sexy editorial (compared to the more racier stuff she’s used to doing).

Even though Rosie was Maxim’s #1 girl, she wasn’t given the cover, so THIS would make it her first American cover. And before you ask, YES, Complex asked way too many stupid questions.

Click on the pics to view the bigger version!

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Trust me, if this were an international magazine, Rosie’s titties would be all over each page. I HATE US. Goddamn you all to Hell, Liberal American Media conglomerates!

Jessica Lowndes Rips Off Megan Fox

Buncha copycat whore-bitch-skeezers! Kelly Brook did it last month with her Esquire UK cover and now everyone’s favorite “90210″ actress with the most fucked up breastesses, Jessica Lowndes, is ripping off Megan Fox!

Jessica (and her face) is on the latest cover for FHM UK and is wearing a teal-colored one-piece bikini, which looks VERY similar to the bikini that Megan wore on her Esquire USA article from June 2009.

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I don’t get it, is this supposed to be an homage? Or do these people not think that we don’t remember the stuff that Megan Fox did years back?

Rihanna Glams It Up For Cosmo July 2011

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Rihanna gets so many magazine covers I’ve already lost count. Now she’s on the cover of the July 2011 of Cosmo, which I’m sure is her 10th Cosmo cover in three years (or something).

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CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE FULL EDITORIAL!

Irina Shayk Gets the 3D Treatment on Blu-Ray!

3D boner alert! For those of you that didn’t download the “Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2011 3D” special from the PlayStation Store earlier this year (before it all went straight to Hell last April), you’re in luck! The folks at Sony have announced that the SI Swimsuit 3D special featuring Julie Henderson, Alyssa Miller, and cover girl Irina Shayk – which they were filmed prancing around half-naked on the beaches of Maui in 3D – will be available on Blu-Ray 3D on June 7th!

Check out (and click on) the Blu-Ray artwork below!

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The Blu-Ray will go on sale for a low, low price of $19.99! Hey, that’s a lot of flesh for your 3D buck, my friend, and WAY cheaper than “Tron: Legacy 3D”! And before you ask, YES, the flick CAN also be viewed in 2D as well, so save up those pennies!

“Pirates 4: On Stranger Tides” Spoiler “Voodoo” Ending

The new Jack Sparrow movie is now out in theaters! To those of you that plan on seeing the flick, stay until the very end to view a special (but way too brief) coda scene. While the movie itself does present a giant wad of plotholes, there’s still a lot of action to view, a special “blink-and-you’ll-miss-it” cameo from Dame Judy Dench and there’s a nearly naked mermaid with a Spanish accent!

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If you already saw the flick but walked out during the credits, then YOU MISSED IT! Click on the link below to read about the special “Voodoo” ending. WARNING, SPOILERS AHEAD, YOU’VE BEEN WARNED!!!

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CLICK HERE TO READ ABOUT THE “VOODOO” ENDING

New Still of Rosie Huntington Whiteley in TF3

So far, Michael Bay has only released about two or three Rosie stills from TF3 and none of them were as flattering as the one seen below.

So all she’s doing is wearing a white low-cut dress and getting out of a car (in slo-mo I reckon) IN 3D? YES PLEASE!

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Hey, Megan Fox might’ve had a motorcycle in TF2, but then again, Megan ain’t a supermodel so she couldn’t do the supermodel ass wiggle (and even if Michael Bay asked her, she probably wouldn’t do it). And that’s why I like Rosie!

Bar Refaeli flaunts her Big Booty

If there’s one thing about Bar Refaeli that we’ve seen many, MANY times, it’s her enormous rack. Okay, we get it, you have large tits! But now we get a break from those titties and get to stare at her phat Israeli ass instead.

That’s right, for many reasons unbeknownst to me, Bar got invited to attend various events at the Cannes Film Festival (ironically for her cans?) and she decided to flaunt her ass on the shores of the French Riviera earlier today.

Here, take good cold hard look at her ASS.

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I mean, seriously, what else was she gonna do at Cannes? Yeah, that’s exactly what I thought.

Mel Gibson Pops Up In Cannes

It seemed like a total crapshoot that “The Beaver” star Mel Gibson would not show up at the Cannes Film Festival after director Jodi Foster showed up solo the other day.

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But, lo and behold, he DID make it out to the south of France where Mel sported a rockin’ salt-n-pepper look and not as angry. Nice to see the Mel back!

The Two Good Things About Cheryl Cole

I’m not even gonna talk about what prompted this.

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Okay, MAYBE I’ll watch the American “X-Factor” now.

Partyin’ With Ron Artest

You gotta cut Ron Artest some slack. So maybe the LA Lakers practically melted down in the second round of the NBA Playoffs, but that don’t mean you can stop Ron-Ron from partyin’ hard!

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I gotta admit that the Lakers were a total hot bag of air this season. They started off great early on, then hit a massive slump, got back on their feet after the All-Star break, hit a slump AGAIN at the end, and then practically shit all over their season in Round 2. But I cut Ron-Ron slack simply because he won’t let that stop him from partyin’!

Kelly Brook Suffers Miscarriage

According to various reports in the UK, model/actress Kelly Brook suffered a miscarriage five months into her pregnancy with baby daddy Thom Evans.

They request that everyone please respect their privacy at this very painful time and there will be no further comment

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Apparently, the miscarriage happened late last week but the news was just released this morning.

Kelli Hutcherson Gets Hot & Sweaty for Maxim

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Would it surprise you if I told you that newbie hottie like Kelli Hutcherson got passed over for the current cover of Maxim for Cameron Diaz? IT SHOULD! The MMA Strikeforce ring girl has a hot and sweaty editorial in the issue. That’s all you need to know.

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CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE FULL EDITORIAL!

Maxim Hot 100 of 2011 – The Top 10

The announcement was made last week and everyone knows the Maxim list by now. Victoria’s Secret supermodel Rosie Huntington Whiteley practically swiped the #1 spot without notice while others like Olivia Munn and Cameron Diaz somehow made it on here. I’ll spare everyone on the explanations and just let the list speak for itself.

Sorry it took so long for the scans but here they are! Click on the pics to view the bigger version!

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#1 – ROSIE HUNTINGTON WHITELEY

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#2 – OLIVIA MUNN

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#3 – KATY PERRY

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#4 – CAMERON DIAZ

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#5 – MILA KUNIS

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#6 – BAR REFAELI**

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#7 – ANNE HATHAWAY

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#8 – NATALIE PORTMAN

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#9 – COBIE SMULDERS

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#10 – JENNIFER LAWRENCE

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Thanks for nothing, Maxim Editor-in-Chief Joe Levy!

[**Bar Refaeli scan by VampireHorde]

Irina Shayk In A Wedding Dress

Irina Shayk in a strapless wedding gown? Suck on that, Kate Middleton with your shitty Alexander McQueen dress! Now this is a hot look that all brides should adorn.

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On the other hand, I somehow get the feeling that Cristiano Ronaldo does NOT look forward to seeing Irina wearing a wedding dress, for sho’!

“Thor” Spoiler “Nick Fury” Ending

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THOR WILL RETURN IN THE AVENGERS

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The God of Thunder rocked the 3D box office this weekend by amassing over $66 million. While the film itself isn’t anything spectacular (it’s not anywhere near “Iron Man” or “Spiderman”), it did a good job of portraying the Norse god in the correct vein. Also, if you weren’t aware by now, there is a special cameo in the flick featuring Clint Barton AKA Hawkeye (Jeremy Renner) during the scene where Thor tries to retrieve Mjolnir.

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And just like “Fast Five”, if you walked out during the end credits, you missed the “Avengers” announcement above and a special extra (and crucial) coda scene. If you want to know what the extra scene at the end was, then click below but BEWARE! TOTAL SPOILER ALERT!!

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CLICK HERE TO READ THE EXTRA THOR ENDING SCENE!

Katy Perry Does Paris For Vanity Fair

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If you haven’t already heard by now, Pop songstress Katy Perry is on the cover of the June 2011 issue of Vanity Fair. While the photos don’t exactly show anything we haven’t already seen (aka BO-RING), the fact that her cover didn’t need any Photoshopping is a first!

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CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE FULL EDITORIAL!

Olivia Wilde Gets Sexy for Glamour

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Unlike Olivia’s boob-tastically Photoshopped cover of Cosmo back in April, the editors of Glamour decided to forgo the bad Photoshopping. And ya can’t blame them, either because what’s there to change? The “Tron: Legacy” actress is the cover girl for the June 2011 issue of Glamour with an edit that doesn’t feature overt sexuality (like the last few edits she’s done) and sticks with more of her natural beauty.

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CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE FULL EDITORIAL!

Kelly Brook Rips Off Megan Fox

What the Hell is it with these magazines ripping off Megan Fox? First it was U.S. Esquire Magazine and Heather Morris and now it’s UK Esquire with Kelly Brook! The mega-titty British actress of “Piranha 3D” is the June 2011 cover girl for the British mag and, wouldn’t you know it, 100% rips off Megan Fox’s GQ editorial from 2008.

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From the blatant tongue wag to the heaving cleavage, it’s all just one big goddamned rip-off! But at least Kelly’s titties are actually real. She’s got that going for her.

[GQ scan: Megan-Fox.NET]

Maxim Editor Defends Maxim Hot 100 List

Everyone has their qualms about this year’s Maxim Hot 100 List (including ME) and it will surprise you as to why some of the ladies chosen for the Top 10 are there in the first place. Maxim Editor-in-Chief Joe Levy appeared on the Kevin & Bean Show on KROQ-FM today and got grilled for some of the choices of this year’s Maxim Hot 100 List.

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Everyone seems to agree that Cameron Diaz is WAY too high in this list at #4. Joe’s defense for Cameron is that Cameron has “a funny personality” and is “an All-time great” and that “you’ll love her in the new film ‘Bad Teacher’”. Umm, no, BLOW ME.

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For his defense of Rosie Huntington Whiteley at #1 over Megan Fox, Joe argued that Megan Fox has “lost her luster over the years” and that Rosie is undeniably better. I disagree about Megan but agree about Rosie.

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For his defense of Olivia Munn at #2, he claims that “he likes her a lot”. OH BULLSHIT.

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For once I agree that this year’s list is just a diversion to rile up men’s emotions to the breaking point. Joe Levy didn’t really make a good argument for any of his choices (he simply said “Wow, open your eyes”). I don’t agree with 95% of this year’s list and I’ll just leave it that.

Brooklyn Decker’s Stinky Pink Dress

A large collection of celebrities gathered in New York last night for the Metropolitan Costume Ball. A few celebs learned from their fashion mistakes from last year’s Met Ball and actually dressed up in real designer duds (like Kristen Stewart) while others decided to make BIGGER fashion mistakes in place of last year’s stinkers.

None is more so guilty than model/actress/whatever Brooklyn Decker when she arrived wearing a third-rate stinky pink dress as seen below.

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Other supermodels in attendance like Gisele Bundchen, Bar Refaeli, Miranda Kerr and Rosie Huntington Whiteley kept it classy and sexy while Brooklyn stunk up the joint with her Maxim-quality Stank Ho skeezer digs. EPIC FAIL.