Archive for August 2011

Angelina Jolie Covers for Vanity Fair September 2011

Angelina Jolie is on the October 2011 cover of Vanity Fair where she discusses her directorial debut, “In The Land Of Blood & Honey”, and her no good meddling kids. Plus some Brad Pitt stuff that I’m too lazy to read about.

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Christina Ricci Covers for Nylon Magazine September 2011

Christina Ricci is a name you don’t hear very often anymore. (Well, not to my knowledge.) And now she’s back in the mainstream doing a new 60′s-themed TV show called “Pan-Am”, which is pretty much just “Mad Men” in the skies. And to promote it, Christina is on the September 2011 cover of Nylon Magazine where she talks about “Pan-Am’ and her disgusting acne problem.

Hey, nothing says the 60′s like bad zits, right?

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Nina Dobrev Goes Grunge For Nylon Magazine September 2011

“The Vampire Diaries” starlet, Nina Dobrev is featured in the September 2011 issue of Nylon Magazine wearing what is supposedly new “Grunge” threads.

Earth to Nylon: NONE of this shit is Grunge! As someone that had to grow up during the whole early-90′s Grunge movement, I know what the kiddies wore during that phase and this isn’t it! Not even by accident!

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Top 5 Actresses That Should Be Superstars. But Aren’t.

If there’s one thing an actress should dread, it’s being mediocre. And what does it say about an actress’ career when they get past the age of 30 yet they still haven’t found that ONE breakout role to get them into the Super A-List?

Think about it, you have a giant list of young actresses in Hollywood. Some are on the verge of a mega-career (like Olivia Wilde and Emma Stone) and there are some that are on the tip of everyone’s tongue (like AnnaLynne McCord and Dianna Agron). But THEN….you have THESE ladies who are still trying to get a taste of being a mega-superstar. These girls ain’t doing Angelina Jolie-type of movie dollars, that’s for sure.

IMO, these are the Top 5 actresses that SHOULD be huge A-List superstars, but aren’t. These are the girls that get tons of votes every year in various “Hot lists” from Maxim and FHM and People, yet they can’t star in a blockbuster movie on their names alone. These are the ladies who have been in the movie biz for almost TEN years or more yet are still NOT considered bankable. Sure, they’ve had a few gimmies but the rest of their filmographies consist of more misses than hits. Who am I talking about? Read on below….

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“The Vampire Diaries” Gets Fashionable For Rolling Stone Magazine

I was a bit disappointed that Ian Somerhalder wasn’t featured as much as he should’ve been in his Allure editorial with Candice Swanepoel. Yeah, I get that Candice is a supermodel and has a much curvier ass than Nina Dobrev but, C’MON with that!

But for his Rolling Stone photoshoot (alongside TVD castmates Nina Dobrev and Paul Wesley), Ian gets to flex more flesh and pierce that steely vampire gaze! Dear god, why do I sound so homo-erotic???

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Kim Kardashian Gets Married – People Magazine Publishes Wedding Photos

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As if you didn’t already know. Here’s the set of photos published in the September 5th issue of People Magazine on newsstands this Friday.

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Mr. Skin Announces Top 100 Nude Actresses Of All-Time

In case you didn’t know, the folks at the Mr. Skin website held a month-long poll to decide which actress has the best On-screen Nudity. Over 1,000 scenes were chosen and voters were urged to vote for the Top 100.

Well, Mr. Skin himself made an appearance on the Kevin & Bean Show on 106.7 KROQ-FM in Los Angeles this morning to announce the news. If you just have to know the Top 10 Best Nude Actresses, here is the list from #10 to #1:

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Candice Swanepoel Seduces Ian Somerhalder in Allure Magazine September 2011

I don’t know who is hotter in this Allure editorial, Victoria’s Secret Angel Candice Swanepoel or “Vampire Diaries” actor Ian Somerhalder. She’s all hot and bothered and seductively minxy and he’s quite the dreamy and buff handyman…..ARRGGHH! Too many hot bodies!!

Anyway, famed (and quite overrated) photographer Mario Testino snapped the pics for this editorial and made the grave mistake of not using much of Ian’s face or body in the edit. While it’s obvious to see that Candice is practically trying to tear Ian apart, WE the viewer are not privy to Ian’s hot male body. Where’s the muscles? The glistening sweat? The bulging tool-guy boner???

Here, take a look for yourself.

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Anne Hathaway Goes Goth For Interview Magazine September 2011

It’s a bit odd that Anne has a new movie opening this weekend (“One Day”) and yet this is the only domestic magazine cover she’s scored for the entire month. For the pictorial, Anne goes Goth by wearing lots of veils and black clothing – plus she’s all pasty-white so that’s an added bonus!

Check it out!

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The Top 10 Most Popular & Unpopular Celebrities

The folks at the Reuters and IPSOS website took a nationwide poll and asked a simple set of questions: “Who is the most Popular and Trustworthy celebrity?” and “Who is the Most Unpopular Celebrity?” The results were released today and with over 86% of the vote, Betty White stole the competition as the Most Popular!

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To be honest, I’m still baffled at how Betty White made such a huge resurgence. Not that I have a problem with it, but I still only know her from “The Golden Girls”! Anyway, so who got voted as the #1 Most Unpopular Celebrity in the list?

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With an overwhelming 60% in votes, heiress (and sextape aficionado) Paris Hilton practically stole the vote as the most unpopular celebrity alongside her fellow sextape friend, Kim Kardashian (but, strangely, not Kim’s siblings and other media-whore family members).

[Unfortunately, being unpopular doesn't keep these two faux-pornstars from being nonstop tabloid and Media fodder.]

Katy Perry Scores Five #1 Singles

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If you haven’t heard by now, let me reiterate it for you: Katy Perry scored her FIFTH #1 single on the Billboard Hot 100 for the poppy-yet-corny-but-catchy track “Last Friday Night (TGIF)” tying the record set by Michael Jackson in 1987. This makes Katy the only artist in 24 years to have this many #1 hits in the same album!

The other four songs are “California Girls”, “Teenage Dream”, “Firework”,, and “ET” (which isn’t really my favorite song in her catalog, which puzzles me as to how it got to #1 at all). Oh well, congrats to Katy Perry!

Megan Fox Starts Work On “Knocked Up” Spin-off

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I seriously do not understand why Megan Fox has been keeping a low-pro for this long. Ever since the massive failure of “Jennifer’s Body” back in 2009, Megan’s only been spotted doing a few things here and there (and the occasional movie project), but it’s good to see her enormously lazy fatass getting back to work on a filmset.

The paps caught Megan and her pumped-up cleavage on the filmset of the flick , “This Is Forty” – the spin-off movie featuring the Leslie Mann & Paul Rudd characters from the Judd Apatow flick, “Knocked Up” – looking quite…..pasty. But still hot!

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At least they’re putting those babies to good use. Hell, Michael Bay couldn’t get her to show that much cleavage in “Transformers”, so BRAVO to Judd Apatow!

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Covers Maxim Australia’s 2nd Issue

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I’m a bit surprised that Maxim has only released their SECOND issue in Australia. I’da thunk they existed much longer over there, but I guess not.

Anyway, “Transformers 3″ babe, Rosie HW is on the cover of their second issue (September 2011) and unlike other Maxim publications in other countries, they get a special new boobie-filled photo for their cover – although I’m sure her edit in the issue is the same thing from her previous U.S. Maxim edit…..or is it?

Enjoy, Aussies!

Miranda Kerr & Doutzen Kroes Unveil New……Swimsuits

…Among OTHER thing(ies). Victoria’s Secret is cashing in on the summer craze by unveiling their new bikini swimsuits in AUGUST.

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BTW, it’s amazing how a pregnancy can turn a supermodel’s breasts from a size B to a size D a mere EIGHT months AFTER giving birth. There is NO way in Hell that Miranda and Doutzen could still have those (massively ridiculous) post-pregnancy breastesses unless there were some, ummm…..surgical enhancements added in.

Hell, take a look at Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio! Those two gave birth a long time ago and they aren’t sporting giant cannonball hoots like these two. And before you ask, YES, I love it!

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What, you didn’t think I was gonna end this article without some pictures of Candice Swanepoel’s phat ass, did you?

Amber Heard Covers Angeleno Magazine September 2011

Angeleno Magazine is one of those coastal publications that can only be found in, where else, Los Angeles! Which is why it is awesome that “The Playboy Club” seductress Amber Heard is their cover girl because it means only WE can buy the issue in LA and nowhere else. She belongs to US, bitches!

Anyway, I took it upon myself to scan these oversized pages (we’re talking 11×17 in length here) and post them here for our ogling viewing pleasure.

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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Supermodels Get Naughty In New Book

For the past couple of years, Sports Illustrated releases a special “swimsuit outtakes” book about six months after the swimsuit issue hits the stands. In particular, the new photos in these books don’t really have anything worth tongue-wagging over….until NOW, that is! Imagine my surprise when I browsed thru the new “Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2011 Extra/Fantasy Islands” book (on newsstands now) and saw a couple of salacious see-through shots! Normally, these kinds of pictures would get Photoshopped to blur out the model’s nipples, but it seems they decided to forgo it for blatant nudity. And you know what? WHO CARES!

Out of the 80+ new pictures in the book, a total of FIVE of them feature see-through nudity and I decided to be a nice guy and make HQ scans of all five pictures. Sure, five pictures isn’t much but, then again, maybe it is! And the pics are of Alyssa Miller, Izabel Goulart, Chrissy Teigan, and Hilary Rhoda. If you were expecting Brooklyn Decker, Irina Shayk, or Julie Henderson to be all nude, then don’t even bother buying the issue.

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Candice Swanepoel Hard At Work

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Uh-huh, somethin’s “hard”, *WINK WINK*.

Ugh, can you believe just how much work has to go into these bikini photoshoots at exotic islands like St. Barths where all the model does throughout the day is get a nice fake bronzer tan and then pose for the cameras while dipping her toes in the cool water?

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Sorry, what was I talking about?

The Go-Go’s Receive Star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame

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I love 80′s music. I listen to it just as much as I do with early 90′s music. Why? Because 80′s music rules! And as much as I love listening to the Go-Go’s and their fluffy early-80′s Rock-Pop music, I was a bit surprised when I heard that Belinda Carlisle, Charlotte Caffey, Gina Schock, Kathy Valentine, and Jane Wiedlin (sporting what looks like a fake blonde wig) were on hand in Hollywood yesterday to accept their star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame.

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Last I heard, the Go-Go’s were NOT together. There were rumors of a reunion back in 2000 that got canned due to an injury of one of the members (I think it was Jane) and that Belinda was out doing solo 80′s festival-type tours. But who am I to complain? I’m just stoked that 80′s music is still getting recognized.

Congrats to the Go-Go’s from Celebutopia!

Olivia Wilde Goes Sheer @ “Cowboys & Aliens” Premiere in London

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I just love talking about Olivia Wilde. And now she gives me another good reason to talk about her! She was at the “Cowboys & Aliens” premiere in London earlier today and she arrived wearing a very sheer-topped blouse and nothing underneath! And you know what that means? That’s right, SIDEBOOB! Yeah, suck on that, Daniel Craig!

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That’s it. No other news matters today.

Kate Moss Gets Another Vogue Cover

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HOW?!? WHY??? WHAT!!! HUH! Last month’s cover was Sarah Jessica Parker and now THIS! I don’t get it, how the blue fuckin’ Hell does Kate Moss and her jank teeth and disgusting FUPA still get any work??? And why the Hell does Anna Wintour feel the need to put Kate in ANOTHER American Vogue cover??

Am I missing something here? Is there some sort of commercial appeal that I’m not seeing? There are other supermodels from the 90′s still workin’ yet it’s Kate that gets all the attention! And now she’s on the September 2011 cover of Vogue where it shows and talks about her marriage to some asshole Brit!

Fuck this shit! Where’s Carine Roitfeld when you fuckin’ need her??? BUT…..there is an announcement on the upper left corner about GLEE, so maybe that might be worth a read.