Archive for September 2011

Amber Heard Gets Kinky With Herself in Versus Magazine Fall 2011

“The Playboy Club” starlet Amber Heard has gone SO far out of her way to appear in a bunch of magazines that most people have never heard of or seen. This time she scores the cover of a UK publication called “Vs.” (or Versus). Seriously, her TV show is only being shown in America yet she does all these goddamned editorials for these foreign magazines that will probably never see this show except on DVD!

Anyway, Amber’s edit features herself getting kinky with herself. There’s hints of bondage, S&M, auto-erotic asphyxiation, and a few shots of her ass. And let me tell ya, if Amber had only shown this much skin on the show than in her edits, then maybe the show wouldn’t be as boring as it is now (trust me, “The Playboy Club” is immensely boring).

The magazine has been out for some time but I decided to do full HQ scans of this MASSIVE 20-page editorial which features pages that are 14×11 in size. And since Amber’s official website only provides teeny-tiny microcosm pics, I’m doing everyone else the favor of undertaking this job.

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Rihanna Strips Down For New Armani Jeans Advertisements

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If you are a hardcore Rihanna fan, then you already knew about this campaign. But if you’re a casual fan like me, then check out these new Armani Jeans ads featuring Riri doing her best Tawny Kitaen “Here I Go Again” impression by slivering in her jeans and bra (and jacket) across the hood of a classic car.

To be honest, I’m not sure if Armani is stepping up or stepping down in quality considering that they had Megan Fox as their previous spokesgirl for their jeans brand last season (although they never featured her photos in any magazines that I could think of or find). So I’m gonna vote this one as a step “UP”.

Doutzen Kroes Is Partly Cloudy/Mostly Sunny For Muse Magazine Fall 2011

Dutch Victoria’s Secret Angel Doutzen Kroes has appeared in TWO beachside-related editorials for September. The first one showed Doutzen in a more playful and sexy and sunny beach atmosphere for the October issue of Elle Magazine. For her second beachside editorial, she displays a more serious and muted side for the Fall issue of Muse Magazine. Unlike the Elle edit, it’s plain to see that the beachside was partly cloudy and mostly sunny (hence the title above), which gives these Muse photos a bit of a dreary and sleepy feel.

Anyway, regardless of the bad weather, Doutzen looks super-amazing plus she’s got that HUGE rack that she can finally flaunt around! Makes me eager to wanna see her outfits for the upcoming Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Dresses In Black For Zooey September 2011

What the Hell is “Zooey”? I ran across this magazine at the Farmer’s Market newsstand in Los Angeles yesterday and said, “Is that Jennifer Love Hewitt?” Sure enough it was, so I grabbed a copy (all four copies were hella-dirty, though) and made HQ scans of this unknown magazine.

Much to my dismay, I’m puzzled by the fact that Jennifer has to wear so much black clothing in almost all of these pictures. In the same way that Demi Lovato dressed entirely in black for her Elle photoshoot earlier this summer, J-Love is clearly hiding the incredible body she used to have (that has since gone towards Twinkie-ville). If she claims to be “happy and comfy”, then why hide it, right? The Irony kills me.

Plus, what’s with all the ghetto-ass Emo dark eye make-up? This is really terrible, she deserves so much better!

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Florence Welch Gets Artsy For Interview Magazine October 2011

Florence & The Machine is one of my favorite bands in Rock music right now. There’s nobody out there that sounds like Florence and I really do believe that her powerful singing voice is totally going unappreciated by the music critics. Why, you ask? Because everyone is focusing their attention on the whiny “oh-I’m-in-such-heartbreak” bullshit singing style of Adele, and all the while Florence and her band get totally sidelined. I’d rather listen to “Kiss With A Fist” on a loop than to ever hear one more whiny note of “Rolling In The Deep”.

But, in retrospect, at least Florence’s picture can fit on the front page of the magazine! Anyway, Florence is the covergirl for October 2011 issue of Interview Magazine with a special interview by movie director Baz Luhrmann. Check it out!

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Elizabeth Olsen Covers For Nylon Magazine October 2011

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For some unknown reason that even I can’t explain, I find Elizabeth Olsen to be much more attractive than her sisters, Mary-Kate and Ashley. After viewing Elizabeth’s 8-page editorial in the October 2011 issue of Nylon, it just dawned on me – it’s because she actually SMILES. Unlike her moody billionaire siblings, Elizabeth’s got a bit of a mature edge and it ALSO helps that she wasn’t on “Full House”.

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Kate Winslet Poses As Elizabeth Taylor For V Magazine #73

This issue has been on newsstands for about two weeks already, but I finally had the time to scan this giant-sized issue in full HQ. And after viewing these photos, I’ve come to the consensus that Mario Testino is COMPLETELY overrated as a photographer (he’s got ZERO original style) that somehow still gets to snap pics of all the famous people and manages to get supermodels like Karlie Kloss and Candice Swanepoel to pose fully naked for him. I DON’T GET IT.

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Andi Muise Goes Sexy-Blue For Health Magazine October 2011

Andi Muise is a name I haven’t seen in the supermodel world in quite awhile. Last I remember, she was doing some catalog work and made an appearance in Cosmo back in 2009 but then just disappeared from modeling, which is sad because she happens to be one of my FAVORITE Canadian supermodels. Compared to the other Canadian supermodels like Daria Werbowy or Jessica Stam or even Coco Rocha, I’d much rather prefer the exotic beauty of Andi Muise.

Anyway, it looks like Andi is making a sweet comeback by appearing in the October 2011 issue of Health Magazine (with Sarah Michelle Gellar on the cover, see next post below) wearing the hottest and sexiest blue-colored outfits of the Fall/Winter season. Check it out!

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Sarah Michelle Gellar Covers For Health Magazine October 2011

Sarah has been out of the limelight for quite a while but is making a return to television with her new show, “Ringer” on the CW channel. And to cap off her return, SMG scored the October cover of Health Magazine…..which I didn’t even know existed until yesterday night.

Anyway, the SMG article/interview talks about her current lifestyle of playing the duel role of actress/mother/wife as well as her hatred of looking at herself in the mirror and her innate love for sushi. Yup, that’s healthy, alright!

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Katy Perry Goes Retro-Chic For InStyle Magazine October 2011

Uh-huh, another month and another Katy Perry editorial. This time Katy overtakes the pages of InStyle with a big ol’ 10-page editorial that discusses nothing we don’t already know (although she does refer to Beyonce as “that bitch”). Faded pink hair and couture fashion, what else do you expect from this girl???

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Don’t Forget About Scarlett Johansson’s Dolce & Gabanna Advertisements!

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In light of Scarlett’s naked picture scandal, let’s not forget that she still does have a campaign for the Dolce & Gabbana company. She’s got their make-up line AND their fragrance line to promote, don’tcha know? Take a look above!

See, makes you forget all about the naked pictures, right?

Sofia Vergara Wants You To Drink Milk

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Okay, so maybe Sofia Vergara didn’t win a Best Actress Emmy for “Modern Family” at last night’s Emmy Awards (although it did win Outstanding Comedy), but you know what ELSE she has? That’s right, MILK. Uh-huh, creamy soft yummy Milk. Nope, that wasn’t a euphemism.

I think this is the first time I’ve seen an advert with Sofia where they had to tone DOWN her cleavage. That’s just funny.

Candice Swanepoel Goes High Fashion For Harpers Bazaar October 2011

I’ve gotten so used to seeing lots of pictures of Victoria’s Secret Angel Candice Swanepoel in her bra and panties that I’ve forgotten all about her high fashion days. It shouldn’t surprise you that Candice first started out as a runway model but since her curvy ass was so incredibly hot and phat, she ended up being known more for that instead of this.

So you gotta give props to Karl Lagerfeld for snapping up Candice for the October issue of Harpers where she’s wearing all the latest artsy-fartsy crap that NOBODY will ever wear. Very rarely do VS models ever get the chance to do high fashion edits, so this was unexpected.

Yeah, it’s nice to see Candice be a little more conservative……but just as long as she doesn’t hide that phat ass for too long.

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Lindsay Ellingson & Lara Stone Make Cameos for GQ Magazine October 2011

As usual, the folks at American GQ placed a GUY on their cover as opposed to the supermodel power that they placed inside the pages of their October 2011 issue. That’s right, Leo DiCaprio’s fatass gets the cover while supermodels like Lindsay Ellingson and Lara Stone are reduced to small cameos.

For Lindsay’s edit (seen above), she appears in two pages of a multi-page edit featuring actor Justin Theroux. From what I can see, the second pic of Lindsay has been horribly Photoshopped in every way you can possibly think. Absolutely nothing matches!

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Heather Morris Gets Fit for Fitness Magazine

I’ll be honest and admit that I’m not really a big fan of Heather Morris’ character on the TV show “Glee”. I’m more of a Quinn kinda guy, y’know? But that doesn’t mean I don’t dig Heather’s dancing skills. On top of her dance moves, she’s got herself a nice and airtight killer body to go along with it. Heather is the covergirl for the October 2011 issue of Fitness where she gives out her favorite workout routines and discusses about how she removed her breast implants.

Wait, WHHAAAAATTT????

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Olivia Wilde Covers For Allure October 2011

Olivia Wilde only has a teeny-tiny cameo in the new Justin Timberlake flick, “In Time”, but since she was too hot to pass up, she ended up scoring the October cover of Allure Magazine. Who’da thunk it?!? Plus her article mentions that she has “four vaginas” that she uses for all the men she dates……or something like that.

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Deborah Ann Woll & Mary Elizabeth Winstead Cover For LA Times Magazine

The folks over at the LA Times Magazine chose four up-and-coming actresses (labeling them as “Scene Stealers”) for their latest issue. The four chosen actresses are Deborah Ann Woll, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Imogen Poots, and Jessica Chastain. I only know Deborah as the vampire girl that loves to do so much fucking in “True Blood”, so there’s that. And I could care less about Imogen or Jessica, but it’s about goddamned time that Mary Winstead got some attention after she went unnoticed in last year’s lackluster, “Scott Pilgrim Versus The World”.

Now if only she could be like Deborah and show some skin…..

[Unfortunately, I could only get my hands on two of the four covers, so check out what I got.]

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Laura Benanti – Playboy Covergirl October 2011

It’s more than likely that you don’t recognize Laura Benanti, the main Bunny-in-Charge in the upcoming NBC-TV drama “The Playboy Club”, so I checked out her IMBD page and she seems to be known more for her Broadway resume than her TV work. Oh well, at least she’s got herself some good-lookin’ titties!

BTW, it might surprise you to know that Laura’s IMDB page claims that she is only 32-years old, which was a bit of a surprise from my first impression in her Playboy photos. I seriously thought she was much older than that.

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The Victoria’s Secret Angels Cover For Elle Magazine October 2011 *UPDATED*

[UPDATE 09/16: I've added the HQ scan of Miranda Kerr's cover!]

The Victoria’s Secret Angels are in full force for the month of October (well, some of them). The October 2011 issue of Elle features FOUR separate covers – one for Adriana Lima, Doutzen Kroes, Miranda Kerr, and Chanel Iman.

[For reasons unknown, Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel, Erin Heatherton, and Linsday Ellingson weren't part of this cover shoot.]

Anyway, I’ve went ahead and posted UHQ scans of the Adriana and Doutzen covers as well as the multi-page editorial. Check it out!

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Sorry, but I'm avoiding Chanel Iman's photos, BLECH.]

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Yvonne Strahovski Busts Out For Maxim (And Esquire) October 2011

The Australian hottie and “Chuck” starlet makes her very first appearance on the pages of Maxim and she’s REALLY busting out for it. I do find it a bit unfortunate that Maxim felt the need to Photoshop the cleavage of her breastesses in most of these pics, yet….I find it strangely hot. Unlike what Cosmo does to their covergirls, Yvonne looks so much better with faked cleavage!

Check it out!

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