Archive for October 2011

Victoria’s Secret Just Can’t Say NO. *UPDATE #2*

Victoria’s Secret usually chooses hot musical acts to perform in their yearly fashion show. Performers like Justin Timberlake, Usher, Katy Perry, the Spice Girls, and the Black Eyed Peas have done the show and it’s always a blast to watch. But it’s not always the case in some years….

.

CLICK HERE TO READ MORE!

Kim Kardashian Gets Divorced – People Magazine Doesn’t Publish Divorce Photos

.
TMZ made the announcement today and I wholeheartedly believe it. And here I thought it would last more than 72 days. WHAT WAS I THINKING???

Okay, so does that mean that the American public that purchased this bullshit wedding issue (including myself) of People Magazine get our money back? WE DEMAND IT.

Rachel Bilson Goes Hipster For Nylon Magazine November 2011

Another month, another cover filled with hipster-laden fashion threads on a celebrity for Nylon. This time, “Hart Of Dixie” starlet, Rachel Bilson, gets to don a mountless frock menagerie of conjoined name brands for the November cover.

I have no idea what I just said. Just click the link below and download the pics already!

CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE FULL EDITORIAL!

Amber Heard’s Pink Panty-Palooza!

I don’t know the details as to why “Rum Diary” hottie Amber Heard was out shopping in a lingerie store the other day (which wasn’t a Victoria’s Secret store, unfortunately), but all I know is that it involves her perusing for some salacious pink underwear. And we all know what hot girls do in pink panties, right? That’s right, PINK PANTY PILLOW FIGHTS!

CLICK HERE TO VIEW MORE!

Anna Kournikova, Olivia Munn, & Kelly Kelly Salute The Military For Maxim

The Editors over at Maxim have compiled all of their best Military-related articles (and interviews) and made a special “Maxim Salutes The Military” issue. Inside the issue are THREE celebrity photos (all pictured here) and a bunch of pics of “Hometown Hotties”. Since I could care less about the Hometown Hotties, I’m sticking with the three celebrity photos.

Unpublished (and technically not new) photos of Anna Kournikova, Olivia Munn, and WWE Diva Kelly Kelly can be found inside the issue and I’ve got the HQ scans right here! Click the link below to see them.

CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE FULL EDITORIAL!

Ashley Greene Talks The Talk In Black Book November 2011

I find it funny that the article in the November issue of Black Book labels “Breaking Dawn” actress Ashley Greene as “the Girl Next Door”, yet it contradicts itself by talking about how completely opposite she is of that title. It talks about her military Dad, her penchant for martial arts, her bad streak of cracking her skull, and her less-than-successful dating life. So which is it???

Check out the rest by clicking below!

CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE FULL EDITORIAL!

Tori Praver Gets Naughty & (Semi) Naked For GQ USA November 2011

Tori Praver was one of those up-and-coming supermodels that was hot for a good minute back in 2008-2009. She had appeared a couple of times in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and was the GUESS girl at one point and then….she just disappeared!

Although she’s been AWOL for awhile, she makes a return (although uncredited) appearance in the November issue of GQ (the Gods of Rock issue) doing a couple of nudie, though tame, shots here and there. Check it out!

CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE FULL EDITORIAL!

Nicki Minaj Goes 16th Century Medieval For W Magazine November 2011

Oh, Leonardo Da Vinci and Michelangelo would be SO proud! Click below to see the rest.

CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE FULL EDITORIAL!

Ashley Greene Is Waaay Too Photoshopped In Allure Magazine November 2011

I never complain whenever it comes to seeing pictures of Ashley. Usually because she just can’t go wrong! But for the November issue of Allure, the editors REALLY cranked up the Photoshop for her pics. The close-up of Ashley’s face in the edit is just horrific!

Check it out for yourself by clicking the link below.

CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE FULL EDITORIAL!

Kat Dennings – Nothing But Boobs & Bangs For GQ USA November 2011


‘NUFF SAID! Unfortunately, Kat and her boobies only get ONE picture in GQ (because the cover was given to more DUDES, as usual).


Whatever, let’s do a close-up, shall we?

Olivia Wilde Returns to “House”, No Catfight With Odette Annable For Episode 3

Olivia Wilde and Odette Annable made their return on last night’s episode of “House, MD” (entitled “Charity Case”) co-starring Wentworth Miller. Unfortunately for us, Olivia and Odette only had ONE scene together (see screencap above) because most of the episode focused on Odette’s dysfunctional relationship with Charlene Yi, which SUCKS cuz I wanted Olivia and Odette in a throwdown!

But Odette’s character did clean up nicely and spent most of the episode looking pretty in designer clothes (as opposed to scrubs), all while Olivia (aka Thirteen) pretty much just stood around trying to outfox Odette. Oh well, but at least Olivia makes out with a chick at the end of the episode.

Anyway, click on the link below to see the rest of the High Def screencaps of Olivia and Odette.

CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE REST OF THE SCREENCAPS!

Christina Hendricks Prefers A Cool Glass Of Scotch

I didn’t know this but, apparently, “Mad Men” actress Christina Hendricks was tapped by the folks at Johnny Walker to rep their brand of Scotch! A hot girl drinking the hard liquor? That’s my kinda gal! Christina appears in a 2-page cameo for Men’s Health Magazine (uh-huh, the same one that has Odette Annable a few posts down) in an article that discusses about various cocktails and other liquors. It’s almost too perfect a fantasy.

CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE FULL EDITORIAL!

Laetitia Casta Covers For Malibu Magazine November 2011

This one puzzles me. Why is French supermodel Laetitia Casta doing a cover and editorial for a magazine in Malibu, CA? Laetitia is one of those models that is SUPER popular in Europe (but not so much in America) and has scored multiple covers for international fashion magazines over the years…..and then she does this? And it’s not just Laetitia, either. Other high profile supermodels like Bar Refaeli and Tori Praver have also posed for the local beachside magazine as well. Sigh, I don’t get it.

Anyway, all bewilderment aside, Laetitia’s pictures in the edit don’t exactly show her at her liveliest. Judging from the pics, she seems pretty raggedy and tired and probably had to wolf down a Big Gulp cup of Red Bull just to complete this photoshoot. Don’t get me wrong, she’s still a beautiful woman, but this edit just seems too lazy. Check it out for yourself.

CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE FULL EDITORIAL!

Kate Bosworth Models Tom Ford For InStyle Magazine November 2011

Tom Ford must really like Kate Bosworth that he went ahead and made her wear all his designs for the November issue of InStyle. I don’t know about you, but her husky eyes just weird me out very much. Whatever with the clothes, look at that eye!

CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE FULL EDITORIAL!

Odette Annable Busts Out For Men’s Health Magazine November 2011

It’s about goddamned time! I was wondering how long would it take before “House, M.D.” starlet Odette Annable would stop being so selfish and finally flaunt something worth looking at! And by “flaunt something”, I mean BOOBS. Although she didn’t score the November cover of Men’s Health (it went to Superman actor Henry Cavill), she does have a nice and sexy little 8-page editorial wearing various naughty outfits – yes, that includes a doctor’s outfit – AND…..she finally flashes some cleavage.

Now if only Odette and Olivia Wilde can just beat the shit out of each other in a pink panty pillow fight on the show, that’d make this fantasy complete. Anyway, click on the link below to view the rest of the pics!

CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE FULL EDITORIAL!

Julianne Hough Gets Cutesy For Seventeen Magazine November 2011

I consider “Dancing With The Stars” cutie Julianne Hough to be the “prettier” version of what Christina Aguilera used to be. She can sing, she can dance, and she can act AND…..she’s not a 400-pound monster. Definitely not a giant fattie like Xtina.

Anyway, even though Julianne stars in the new “Footloose” reboot, she still lost out on the November cover of Seventeen to Heather Morris from “Glee”.

I suggest a dance-off between these two!

CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE FULL EDITORIAL!

Beyonce Whips Her Hair For Harper’s Bazaar US November 2011

Is this some sort of musical month that I’m not aware of? You got Nicki Minaj on Cosmo, Amy Lee on Revolver, Rihanna on Esquire, Gwen Stefani on InStyle, Heather Morris (from “Glee”) on Seventeen, and now you got Queen Beyonce on the November cover of Harper’s Bazaar! Too bad that Gaga and Katy Perry were already featured in last month’s issues otherwise this woulda been a really big trifecta of chick Pop.

Anyway, check out the edit below and read about Beyonce being all pregnant and whatnot.

CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE FULL EDITORIAL!

Heather Morris Gets Funky For Seventeen Magazine November 2011

Heather Morris scores her SECOND cover in two months! Last month, it was for Fitness Magazine and now she’s on the November cover for Seventeen Magazine showing off her funky dance moves. They must REALLY love her!

CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE FULL EDITORIAL!

Rihanna & Mary Elizabeth Winstead Strip Down For Esquire November 2011

Look, don’t get me wrong, I like Rihanna and I enjoy her music…..but is she REALLY the “Sexiest Woman Alive”? I think this choice is debatable, but regardless, I still like seeing pics of her practically naked. Check it out!

[NOTE: Oh, and when you purchase the issue, it comes with a fold-out poster of Riri!]

CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE FULL EDITORIAL!

Gwen Stefani Does Her Third Cover For InStyle Magazine November 2011

Yup, has there ever been a year when at least ONE magazine doesn’t feature Gwen Stefani on their cover? Not that I can remember. This time, little ol’ Gwen scores the November 2011 cover of InStyle (making it her THIRD cover for them).

What’s she promoting, you ask? How the Hell should I know!

CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE FULL EDITORIAL!

cv service