Archive for November 2011

The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2011 – REVIEW



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For the last five years, the VS Fashion Show was an annual event that gradually got worse with each passing year. The outfits got more ridiculous, the wings were WAY too much, the runway had way too many dancers, the music was TERRIBLE, and the models were getting lifeless.

Well, for the 2011 VS Fashion Show, I’d like to confirm that Victoria’s Secret finally got it RIGHT. They fixed a lot of the issues that plagued past shows (I’m looking at you, Kylie Bisutti) and kept the show strictly about beautiful women strutting their big asses down a glitter-filled runway.

Click the link below to read the full review!

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CLICK HERE TO READ THE FULL REVIEW!

Yvonne Strahovski Loves Her Doggies For Modern Dog Magazine



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First, let me be clear that I am NOT a pet owner, I only got this magazine because Yvonne’s sexy little smile was taunting me. Anyway, if you can find the issue, Yvonne is the covergirl for the Winter 2011 issue of Modern Dog where she talks about….well, her dogs. That’s pretty much it.

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CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE FULL EDITORIAL!

Chrissy Teigen Gets A Mini-Cover for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Calendar 2012 (#3 of 3)



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Well, I’ve been teasing about the final set of SI Swimsuit calendar pics and, lo and behold, here they are! Unfortunately, the person that was supposed to scan the 11×11 calendar for me backed out after so many delays, so I went ahead and did HQ scans of the smaller 7×7 calendar instead. The 7×7 version has John Legend’s girlfriend, Chrissy Teigen, looking all wet and wild on the cover of the calendar.

And unlike the 15×15 and 11×17 versions, the 7×7 version has dual images for each month, one image on top and an opaque version on the bottom (where the 30-day chart is). Every girl (except FOR Jessica Gomes) is featured, so click on the link below and download!

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CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE FULL CALENDAR!

Scarlett Johansson Takes Her Top Off For Interview Magazine December 2011



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Let’s be honest, Scarlett’s editorial in Vanity Fair was pretty yawn-worthy. And now Scarlett scores her second magazine editorial in the same month for the December 2011/January 2012 issue of Interview and it’s just as mind-numbingly pretentious. Here’s what I don’t like about this article (and her Vanity Fair article as well) – Scarlett is desperately trying to pass herself off as some “mysterious” figure but all she’s really doing is just being an anti-social bitch.

When you think about it, there are other actresses out there that know how to manage their appeal (like Angelina Jolie, for example) that don’t spend their time slamming social networking sites and the Internet the way Scarlett does (instead of embracing it). It really is insulting to me as a fan and to those that watch her movies when she wastes all her time being anti-social.

But there is one positive to this and that is she gets topless for ONE photo in the editorial. Other than that one photo, I can’t stand reading any more of Scarlett’s bullshit article. I’m just gonna go and look at Scarlett’s naked pictures again to relieve my stress.

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CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE FULL EDITORIAL!

Kaylee DeFer Flaunts Her Airtight Body For Self Magazine December 2011



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Just like you, I had no idea who Kaylee DeFer (there’s a capital “F” in her last name) was. Turns out, she plays Blake Lively’s cousin, Charlie, in “Gossip Girl”, which is weird because she looks more like Leighton Meester.

Anyway, the starlet appears in the December issue of Self Magazine showing off her nice little body and how to get it stacked. Check it out!

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CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE FULL EDITORIAL!

Cintia Dicker Busts Out In A New Advertisement For Aerie Lingerie


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Okay, now I’m speechless. I’m even more surprised that this is NOT an advert for Victoria’s Secret, either! I don’t know who Aerie Lingerie is, but if they can get supermodels outside of VS and get them to flaunt their cans and bodies like this, then I think VS has met their match. If not, then OH WELL.

If I find more of these lingerie ads of Cintia, I’ll definitely add them to this post. These are HOT!

Let’s take a closer look at those breastesses, shall we?


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Irina Shayk Wants You To Buy A Lot Of Cool Gadgets For XMAS



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Maxim Magazine needs to take note of what the editors at Men’s Health Magazine are doing. They hire REAL supermodels to sell gadgets and tools and not some random “hottie”. In this case, Sports Illustrated supermodel, Irina Shayk, gets into some tight black outfits and urges you to buy all this high-tech stuff(…which I might just do) for the December issue of Men’s Health.

Click on the link below to see what else Irina wants you to buy.

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CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE FULL EDITORIAL!

Karlie Kloss Heats Up The Pages Of Vogue USA December 2011

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It seems like supermodel Karlie Kloss and photographer Mario Testino are becoming quite the team. Ever since Karlie teamed up with Testino for her racy, topless Allure editorial back in September, Victoria’s Secret ended up hiring her to walk for their fashion show (which I threw as a joke only to have it backfire on me). And now Karlie teams up with Testino again for a less-racy-but-quite-hot edit for the December issue of Vogue USA.

While it’s obvious that Karlie is going for a more “adult” approach to her poses (those aren’t high fashion poses, that’s for sure), my only complaint is that this girl is a little too skinny. Her backside ain’t exactly ass-tastic and her legs do appear stick-like in various angles but, goddamn it, she still gave me a boner! What the Fuck is wrong with me!

Click on the link below and see what I’m talking about.

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CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE FULL EDITORIAL!

Jenna Dewan-Tatum Sexes It Up For Men’s Health December 2011



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The last time I remember seeing Jenna Dewan was in her thankless role in “The Playboy Club”. She had a lame sex scene and a few shots in granny-panties. Well, now that the show’s been canceled, we get to see Jenna in her REAL underwear. The sultry brunette graces the pages of the December issue of Men’s Health wearing nothing but her inhibitions and you know what? I like it. Makes me wish she and Amber Heard got busy, know what I mean?

See? Why didn’t they show THIS kinda skin on “The Playboy Club” in gratuitous close-ups!

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CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE FULL EDITORIAL!

Odette Annable Is A Total Bore In “House, MD” Episode 6

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This week’s latest episode of “House, MD” (entitled “Parents”) made very little use of Dr. Adams and made her storyline a complete BORE. For the past three episodes, House has clued in to Dr. Adams past and after much persuading and false statements, she FINALLY revealed the big one: *SPOILER* Dr. Adams has rich parents and was a runaway! GASP!!! Goddamn it, this was NOT the kind of boring-ass twist I expected! So much build up and THIS is what it was? FUCK!!!

On top of that boring-ness, Dr. Adams had very little to do in the episode other than pour a glass of chocolate milk for a patient! But I did try to take a few notes as to some of the preposterous medical terms she had to pawn off like, “Syphilitic vasculitis would explain the TIA and the para-cardial inflammation” and “Is the problem hyper-anemic or synthetic?

Goddamn it, I just hope next week’s episode doesn’t make Dr. Adams look more boring than what this episode made her out to be.

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Kristen Stewart Gets An Over-Sized Magazine All For Herself (Part 1 of 2)

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With “Breaking Dawn” being released in theaters this weekend, a lot of “non-official” magazines and books are getting released to coincide with the flick. Out of the numerous Twilight-related mags, this particular K-Stew booklet caught my eye. Entitled “Kristen Stewart – For All Twilight Fans!“, this 52-page 12×9 over-sized booklet (which is 1 of 3 solo books – the others are for R-Patz and T-Laut) featured a bunch of photos of K-Stew and a short bio.

Since I couldn’t resist not getting a copy, I took one of the last two copies and made HQ scans of the first half of the book. Yeah, don’t ask me why.

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CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE FIRST 25 PAGES!

Anne Vyalitsyna Gets Over-Sized For The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Calendar 2012 (#2 of 3)

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Alrighty, let’s keep Calendar month going! A couple of days ago, I posted HQ scans from the SI Swimsuit 15×15 calendar (and thanks to all of you that D/L’ed them). Now we move to the SECOND calendar, the over-sized 11×17 one with Maroon 5 girlfriend, Anne Vyalitsyna taking the cover. Like I mentioned in the first SI calendar post, each calendar features different photos of all the girls, so the ones you see here are much different.

The one main difference is that Brazilian supermodels Izabel Goulart and Cintia Dicker (who weren’t featured in the 15×15 calendar) finally get photos of their own while others like Esti Ginzburg get omitted. But….ah, what the Hell do you care! Just DOWNLOAD the pics already!

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CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE FULL EDITORIAL!

Candice Swanepoel Gets Foxy For V Magazine #74

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This issue is called “The Model Issue” but it should really be called “The Candice Swanepoel Issue” because Candice appears in FOUR separate editorials (including one alternate cover out of four)! And the good thing here is that one of the edits inside features a smokin’ hot pictorial by photographer Sebastian Faena (a fave of mine) showing Candice at her foxiest.

Click on the link below to view the HQ scans from all four of Candice’s edits in the issue.

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CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE FULL EDITORIAL!

Kat Dennings Lets Her Eyes Do The Talking For InStyle Magazine December 2011

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I had to do a double-take on this edit because I didn’t recognize that the girl in the photos was actually Kat Dennings! Maybe if there were giant boobies in the pics, I’da probably recognized her instantly (hence the ironic title post). Anyway, Kat appears in the December issue of InStyle in an editorial for eye make-up. Yup, that’s what I said.

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CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE FULL EDITORIAL!

Dakota & Elle Fanning Cover For W (and V) Magazine December 2011

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“Breaking Dawn” starlet Dakota Fanning and her much younger sibling, Elle, grace the cover of the December issue of W Magazine. Check it out!

[NOTE: Due to the age factor, I'm only going to post HQ scans of Dakota.]

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Amber Heard Flaunts Her Killer Curves For Women’s Health December 2011

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I wish Amber would do more editorials where she shows off more of her curves. Most of the past couple of edits I’ve scanned have shown her in some tight clothing and lots of cleavage (which is nice and all), but it’s about time we see her “Victoria’s Secret” side, know what I mean? Whatever with the high fashion clothes!

Anyway, “The Rum Diary” starlet scores her newest cover for the December issue of Women’s Health where she talks about being healthy and fit and all that bullshit. BLAH BLAH BLAH!

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CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE FULL EDITORIAL!

Nina Dobrev & “The Vampire Diaries” Get A 2012 Calendar

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Calendar month continues! This time I got my hands on the 2012 calendar for “The Vampire Diaries” and I was a tad bit disappointed that there is only ONE version out there (unlike “Breaking Dawn”, which has two versions). Most of the pictures in the calendar are all reprinted stuff of Nina, Ian Somerhalder, and Paul Wesley, so there’s nothing new really. On top of that, I didn’t feel like scanning the bottom half of the calendar (with the 30-day chart), so this is all you’ll get!

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CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE FULL CALENDAR PICS!

Brooklyn Decker Gets Super-Sized For The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Calendar 2012 (#1 of 3)

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November is calendar month! With Xmas on the horizon, a lot of little calendar kiosks will be popping up in local malls within the next two months. And wouldn’t you know it, the weary guys at Sports Illustrated have gone and released no more than FIVE different swimsuit calendars for our viewing pleasure! And these aren’t your typical calendars, either.

For the SI swimsuit calendars, there are THREE big versions (a massive 15×15 calendar, an over-sized 11×17 one, and a 11×11 one) and two smaller desktop ones. Each calendar features different photos of the supermodels, making each one stand out from each other.

The HQ scans below are from the super-sized 15×15 calendar featuring Brooklyn Decker and her giant breastesses on the cover plus a 28-inch poster of Julie Henderson. The other two calendars feature Anne Vyalitysna and Irina Shayk (which will be featured here as well in the coming days). Check it out but, BE CAREFUL, some of these pics might not be SFW.

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CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE FULL CALENDAR!

Odette Annable Gets Flirty With Dr. Chase In “House, MD” Episode 5

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Now that Chase and Taub are back on House’s team, it gives Odette a reason to get all semi-flirty. Unlike the last couple of episodes, last night’s episode (entitled “The Confession”) featured Odette dressed down and no tight clothing (except for the push-up bra, of course). To my amusement, Dr. Adams and Dr. Chase do get a bit catty with each other in a couple of scenes and I can already feel the sexual tension between them (hell, House saw it outright immediately). Speaking of “catty”, Dr. Adams even got to reveal a bit of her bitchy side to one of the female patients (which I wanted to see between her and Thirteen). I want to see her get even bitchier!

My favorite Odette lines of the episode: “Not a pheochromocytoma!” (Trust me, it took me awhile to figure out what the Hell she said) and her bitchy line of “Is another one hooking up with 38-year old married men?” Ooh, what a cold bitch!

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Jessica Gomes Gets Naughty For FHM Australia September 2011

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Yup, you read that correctly, it’s the SEPTEMBER issue! For some unknown reason, the September issue just arrived stateside this week, making this issue literally THREE months late. Anyway, the Sports Illustrated supermodel graces the cover of FHM Australia all naked and whatnot (a big yet subtle difference from her tame Maxim cover).

While she doesn’t give an interview to the magazine, there’s still plenty of pictures to ogle view, so check it out!

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CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE FULL EDITORIAL!

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