Archive for February 2012

Megan Fox Is Naughty & Nice For Cosmo USA April 2012


The big question the issue asks is if Megan Fox is “Naughty or Nice”? My answer? NEITHER. She’s a LAZY BUM! And, as usual, Cosmo Photoshopped her head to look smaller.

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Jennifer Lawrence Is Rack-A-Licious For Glamour Magazine April 2012


Jennifer Lawrence. The Hunger Games. Big ol’ boobies. That pretty much explains this entire issue. Did I mention the boobies?

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Megan Fox Returns To The Spotlight In Angeleno Magazine March 2012


I really don’t understand how two separate magazines in separate coasts could end up using the SAME Megan Fox photoshoot in the SAME month! Megan scores the cover for the March issue of Angeleno but ALSO scored the cover of Miami Magazine. Both issues use the same photos and I’m sure both issues feature the same boring-ass articles.

Whatever, just click and download this shit, will ya!

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Sarah Michelle Gellar Gets Rebellious For Bullett Magazine Spring 2012


I haven’t seen an episode of Sarah’s new TV show “Ringer”, but it seems to be getting good ratings if not for the fact that it hasn’t been canceled. Then again, “Gossip Girl” is still on the air, so why not, right? Anyway, SMG makes a 6-page appearance in the Issue #6 of Bullett Magazine (with Daniel Radcliffe on the cover) doing her best impression of Patricia Arquette from “True Romance” and talking about her personal life.

Check it out!

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Lily Collins Covers For Nylon Magazine March 2012


For a sec, I had to pause and take a second look at the cover of this issue because I thought Nina Dobrev scored another cover for Nylon, but it turns it’s just “Mirror, Mirror” starlet Lily Collins. Eh, coulda been anyone’s mistake.

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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2012 Models Revealed!


It was only inevitable that by some absolute miracle of titty-fantastic favoritism that Kate Upton would score the cover of the 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover on her sophomore year (beating other veteran models like Anne Vyalitsyna and Jessica Gomes).

With the help of a TON of super-duper Photoshopping, the SI team was able to make Kate look less chubby and her titties much smaller. Yeah, I don’t get it, either.

Other than Kate, 17 other supermodels appear in the issue to flaunt their wares (including one returning model). Click on the link below to see the full model list plus preview photos.

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Nina Dobrev Gets Racy For Entertainment Weekly


I think I’m the only guy that can honestly say that Nina’s cover for the February issue of Nylon Magazine was absolutely dreadful. At least Entertainment Weekly had the right idea to forego the “hipster cowgirl” look and just let Nina wear next to nothing for their latest issue (on newsstands now) alongside her “Vampire Diaries” costars Ian Somerhalder and Paul Wesley. But to be honest, Nina ain’t got nothing on Ian Somerhalder. Now THAT is one hunk o’ man right there. And I say that as a straight man.

Check out the other two covers and additional scans below!

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Kate Upton Gets Naughty & (Semi) Naked For Esquire USA March 2012


The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue isn’t out for the next couple of days, but to those of you anticipating that Kate Upton might NOT get the cover over Anne Vyalitsyna, Fear not! Even if she doesn’t score the cover, she still gets to steal the cover away from “Mad Men” star Jon Hamm on the March issue of Esquire.

The issue features a fold-out of image of Jon Hamm that (when pulled open) reveals Kate Upton as the actual covergirl! Check it out.

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Jennifer Aniston Scores Another Cover of Instyle USA March 2012


Yup, another month, another dose of Aniston. This time Aniston is on the March cover of Instyle USA where she answers “important reader questions” (AKA the non-offensive pre-selected unjuicy crap). Whatever.

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Amanda Seyfried Shows Her Sexy Side For Glamour USA March 2012


Amanda needs to do more sexy photoshoots. Enough of the artsy crap, it’s time for some skin! For the March issue of Glamour, Amanda does shed a teeny-bit of clothing and exposes some flesh for the cameras and lets loose with her sexiness. About damned time!

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Selena Gomez Gets Severely Photoshopped For Cosmopolitan March 2012


Here we go again. Last month’s Cosmo issue with Dakota Fanning got into a bit of controversy about her looking “too sexy”. For the March cover, Cosmo does Selena Gomez a big disservice by Photoshopping both her head AND boobs to a larger size. The boobs I don’t mind, but her noggin is WAY larger than the rest of her body!

Sigh, when will it ever END?

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