Archive for April 2012

Sara Jean Underwood Gets Hot & Sweaty For Men’s Fitness Magazine June 2012


Maxim Magazine is dead to me. DEAD! I will have NO MORE of their lies! After so many years of shitty covergirl choices (90% of their choices are horrible), I’ve gone cold turkey from Maxim’s bullshit and have moved on to my new haven for hot ladies: health and fitness magazines for men! Turns out that some of the more hotter women in showbiz are doing sexier spreads for mags like Men’s Health and Men’s Fitness and it was right under our noses!

In this case, former PMOY and Attack Of The Show hostess Sara Underwood gives a hot and sweaty editorial for the June issue of Men’s Fitness where she talks about being “too hot and unapproachable” for other guys in the gym. [Oh, she is such a lying bitch!]

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Victoria Justice Goes Retro For Nylon Magazine May 2012


It’s unfortunate that Victoria Justice wasn’t given the cover for the May 2012 issue of Nylon (the cover went to a trio of other actresses I could care less about) because she’s a super beautiful girl that reminds of my all-time favorite soap actress Vanessa Marcil.

Anyway, VJ is in a 6-page article for the May issue of Nylon where she dresses up in 1920′s-type clothing (hey, at least it ain’t like the bullshit “cowboy” clothes that Nina Dobrev wore in the February issue). Check it out!

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Dakota Fanning Shows Her Mature Side For California Style Magazine May 2012


Back when Dakota was on the cover of Cosmo a few months earlier, everyone bitched that she was”too sexy” because she was still 17 years old. Well, fast-forward to April 2012 and now that Dakota’s finally reached the ripe young adult of 18 years, we can FINALLY say that she’s too sexy without incurring the wrath of these goddamned Liberals!

Dakota appears on the May issue of C-Style Magazine talking about some movie she did that doesn’t even come out until the Fall. Yeah, I don’t get it but at least her photos are nice (she even resembles Drew Barrymore in one of the pics)! Take a gander, it’s legal now.

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Emily Van Camp Heats It Up For Cosmopolitan USA May 2012


You wanna know something that is really FUCKED UP? The editors of Cosmo had two choices for the covergirl of the May issue: “Revenge” bad girl, Emily Van Camp or Reality-starlet-sister-to-a-whore Khloe Kardashian. And who did they choose? That’s right, the Yeti! In case you aren’t aware of it, Emily is on the hottest show on TV but, instead, got screwed over for Chewbacca. Once again, it’s an EPIC FUCKIN’ FAIL, COSMO!

Anyway, Emily makes an 8-page appearance in the May issue of Cosmo showing some sizzling skin (as well as some horrific Photoshopped cleavage). Scope out the goods!

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CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE FULL EDITORIAL!