Archive for June 2012

Victoria Justice Glows For Self Magazine July 2012


Why isn’t Victoria Justice on more magazine covers? That’s my only question: WHY?!? As of late, we’ve been bombarded with crappy covergirls like Khloe Kardashian, Pink, Demi Lovato, Julianne Hough, Kate Moss, and Maria Menounos yet nobody takes notice of this brunette hottie! Instead, Vicki gets shoved in Self Magazine all the way to the very BACK of the issue where nobody except ME noticed her. This is so goddamned STUPID! This girl deserves more attention than that Ho-Ho-Twinkie-eating fattie Demi Lovato!

Anyway, the VicTORIous starlet makes a four-page appearance in the latest issue of Self Magazine (with Fergie on the cover) where she reveals some make-up tips and her favorite music playlist (she likes The Darkness, who knew!).

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Kate Beckinsale Bares Some Hot Abs for Women’s Health July/August 2012


The fact that Kate is a lazy bum that doesn’t work out and chainsmokes yet still looks like million bucks really bothers me. Really, it does. Anyway, the hot Brit appears in the newest issue of Women’s Health to promote her newest reboot flick, “Total Recall” (where she takes on the femme fatale role originally played by Sharon Stone).

Shit, and I thought she would be the alien with the three boobs.

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