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Happy Birthday, Brad Pitt!

The Demi-god and Man of all Men turns a sizzling 47 years old today. Face it, half the 47-year old people you know don’t look as good as this!

Amber Heard Gets Erotic

Yes, you read that correctly! The angelic Amber hosted another photo exhibition entitled “Erotic City” for her photographer girlfriend, Tasya Van Ree, over in Beverly Hills a few days ago.

This whole time I always thought Amber hosted these photo exhibitions cuz she was close friends with this Tasya chick. I didn’t think they were THAT close! Damn!

From what I can tell, I don’t think the exhibition had anything to do with the Prince song from the “Girl 6″ soundtrack…..or DOES it?

Olivia Wilde Loves Her Big Booty

The “Tron: Legacy” starlet appears on the cover of the latest issue of Women’s Health Magazine. Okay, so maybe its not as prestigious as being on the cover of GQ or Esquire, but whatever! Inside the issue, Olivia describes various things from her work out regimen, her star-studded connection to George Clooney, her vegan lifestyle, and of course…..her big phat ass.

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“My ass was on a whole other level. Like, ‘Oh you’re up here now? Welcome!’”

Olivia loves her new muscular and fit ass and so do we! The issue should hit newsstands within the next week, so pick up a copy if you feel so inclined!

Happy Birthday, Don Johnson!

Oh yeah, Crockett, baby! The star of the legendary 80′s TV cop drama, “Miami Vice”, celebrates his 61st birthday today and he looks damned good for his age!

Long after his last TV show called “Nash Bridges” got cancelled, Don got all old and fat and whatnot, but not no more! In case you missed it, Don made a return to the big screen in the flicks “When In Rome” and “Machete” and got back into fighting shape and now looks just as good as he did back in the 80′s so, for that, Happy Birthday, Crockett!

Megan Fox Is a Dirty Girl And We Love Her

Brian Austin Green is bitching and moaning about Megan Fox. He’s been talking a lotta shit about Megan claiming that he’s the neat-freak husband and that she’s the messy “leaves-Victoria’s-Secret-lingerie-all-over-the-floor-and-never-picks-up-after-herself” kinda wife. Bitch, SHUT UP.

First of all, Megan can do whatever the Hell she damn well wants. Secondly, when Megan drops a piece of clothing, YOU get your ass outta the chair and pick it up! And thirdly, who the Hell asked Brian Austin Green this question???

Jon Favreau Turns Down “Iron Man 3″

A report from the lads at New York Magazine have confirmed that “Iron Man” director Jon Favreau has turned down the offer to direct the third Robert Downey Jr. outing. Complications from both Marvel and Favreau (stemming from “Iron Man 2″) has caused the director to leave the project.

A whole collection of possible theories are mentioned in the report as to why Favreau bailed on the billion dollar franchise, but it seems that after the less-than-robust reception of the second film and a wholly obscured vision for the character of Tony Stark from the upcoming “Avengers” flick, Favreau is not keen to play along with Marvel.

Can “Iron Man 3″ recover without it’s touted director? I don’t know, both films weren’t that good anyway, so who gives a shit!

Scarlett Johansson Is (Almost) Officially Single

Yes, MORE good news! Word down the TMZ pipeline (who else, right?) is that Scarlett is ready to jet and flank a divorce suit on hubby Ryan Reynolds AKA People’s Sexiest Man of the Year. Alright! Does this mean she’ll start doing topless scenes in her flicks now?

“Pirates Of the Caribbean 4″ Trailer Unveiled

Jack Sparrow, er….excuse me, CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow has returned for a fourth “Pirates” movie and the Walt Disney Studios just unleashed the brand new trailer for it on their Youtube page. It’s a pretty lengthy but awesome trailer, so grab some popcorn and watch it below!

Lindsay Ellingson Heats it Up for Victoria’s Secret

It’s a bit disappointing to me that Victoria’s Secret Angel, Lindsay Ellingson, isn’t featured in lingerie photos as prominently as her fellow Angels like Erin Heatherton or Candice Swanepoel.

I really hate to say it but, YES, I do realize that Lindsay’s not exactly stacked in the boobie department, but you can’t ignore her other features! She’s got the smile, she’s got the puppy-dog eyes, she’s definitely got the hot ass, and she’s the typical Girl Next Door! C’mon, that’s the One-Two punch right there!

Here, take a gander at the newest lingerie pics of Lindsay working the smolder in her eyes.

C’mon, Victoria’s Secret, show us more of this girl! More Lindsay, less Lily Aldridge! Now you’re probably thinking, “Whatever, she’s too skinny and she looks like an airhead”. Bitch, SHUT UP.

[Photo credit: Alessandra's Beijos]

Ja Rule Goes To Prison


Oh, NOW I remember! The funny thing is that I don’t remember a single thing that Ja Rule’s done since 2001. Except maybe go to jail for two years for weapons possession. Dumbass Rapper.

Zac Efron Is Officially Single

Ah, such good news! E! Online has reported that the beautifully beautiful pretty boy Zac Efron has parted ways with that bitch Vanessa Hudgens! Best news I’ve heard in a long while!

Oprah Winfrey & The Aussie Bar-B-Q

Everyone knows that Oprah is an ambassador for weight loss. She and Tyra Banks are always about gaining 500 pounds and then losing it all on some trendy crash diet. And that’s why I find this photo quite funny and ironic of Oprah at some friend’s house (probably Russell Crowe’s) in Sydney munching on koala bear barbecue. Mmmm, now I be hungry for marsupials.

Vin Diesel Battles The Rock in “Fast Five”

My love for the “Fast & The Furious” movies has been hot and cold. The first movie was awesome (when there wasn’t any drama scenes), the second and third movies were yawnfests, and the fourth flick was just okay.

But now, the folks at USA Today got a hold of the first official movie still for the fifth F&F flick and it shows a ‘roided-out Dwayne Johnson getting all moody at Vin Diesel. Awww, was it because Vin outraced him? Who knows!

The movie is set to open on April 29th, 2011 and continues where the fourth movie left off. Also, according to Vin Diesel himself (via Facebook), Universal Pictures will premiere the trailer for the flick tomorrow and we will be posting it here as well, so keep it locked and loaded!

Miley Cyrus & The Bong Misadventures

If you haven’t heard by now, some money-grubbing douchebag submitted a video to TMZ of Miley Cyrus smoking Salvia from a bong and……..ZZZZZzzzzz……zzzzz……..

….zzzzzz……HUH? WHAT? What was I saying? Oh, sorry……you’ll have to excuse me, this story was just too unbelievably boring.

“Tron: Legacy” Premiere in Hollywood

Disney held the U.S. world premiere of “Tron: Legacy” at the El Capitan Theater last night in Hollywood (just near my house) and all the big stars of the flick were out in full force. Olivia Wilde (wearing a racy-yet-questionable gold Pucci dress), Jeff Bridges, Garrett Hedlund, Bruce Boxleitner, and even the guys from Daft Punk were in attendance at the Blue Carpet.

I’ve been hearing a lot of good bit and pieces of advanced reviews for the flick although it’s inevitable that the critics may not feel the same way, but its got my movie dollars so there better be some good goddamned close-ups of Olivia’s cleavage in 3D!

Oh, and speaking of cleavage, let’s take a good close look at what Olivia was flaunting at the premiere, shall we?

I know there are a lot of Olivia Wilde haters out there (trust me, they exist) and you know what? YOU LOSE.

New “Thor” Trailer Unveiled

The new trailer for “Thor” starring Chris Hemsworth as the Norse God Of Thunder was posted over at Yahoo earlier today and, just like the third Transformers teaser, it’s awesome! Starting where it left off in “Iron Man 2″, the trailer explains Thor’s banishment to Earth and yadda-yadda-yadda, just watch it!

May 2011 can’t get here fast enough.

Maxim Cover Girl January 2011

If you haven’t seen or heard by now, Katy Perry starts off the New Year by being Maxim’s first cover girl for 2011. After a lackluster roster of cover ladies for 2010, the editors are back on track and swinging it high!

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Earlier in the week, a couple of SUPER SHITTY digital camera pics of Katy’s cover and editorial were leaked online by some rogue interns at Maxim, so I won’t waste my time posting any other photos from the issue. All you need to know is that there is an additional edit with Whitney Port and an interview with Joel McHale in the issue.

Dr. Dre Premieres New “Kush” Video

Dr. Dre. Snoop Dogg and Akon. That’s all you need to know. The mighty D-R finally unleashed his brand new video (which looks like the sequel to “The Next Episode”) on his Youtube page and we got the hot track right here!

The track is hot, Hot, HOT! The West Coast is back!

Marisa Miller Gets Naked. For Charity.

Everyone’s favorite man-whore Fashion designer, Marc Jacobs, got supermodel Marisa Miller to shed her skivvies and pose buck-ass naked once again. Ah, just like in the good ol’ Perfect 10 days! Nothing but flesh and no inhibitions.

Marisa’s fleshie image appears on a special t-shirt to benefit the NYU Cancer Institute. And since it’s all for charity…..ah, fuck it, SHE’S NAKED, that’s all that matters!

Christina Aguilera’s Leaked Pics = EPIC FAIL

When I heard the word about Xtina had a couple of nude pictures leaked on the Net, I jumped on the opportunity to see what they looked like and….THEY SUCK. SUCK SUCK SUCK! Turns out that the photos are just discreet and features ZERO nudity. Sure there’s a bit of sideboob in some of them, but I got sprung for no goddamned reason.

In fact, I’m so pissed off that I’m just gonna post the picture where Xtina’s fully clothed!

Stare closely all you want, it’s still a sucky-ass photo! Fuck the person that stole these shitty-ass non-nude pictures!