Archive for Baby News

Baby on the way for Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis

E! Online was told by a source that Mila Kunis, 30, is pregnant. This news comes only a month after the couple announced that they were engaged.

Kutcher, 36, has been dating Kunis for about two years. His divorce from Demi Moore became finalized in November of 2013.

Good luck to the couple, and best wishes for a happy, healthy baby.

Twins for Chris Hemsworth and Elsa Pataky

Chris Hemsworth and Elsa Pataky are now the parents of twins. Pataky gave birth to the pair on Thursday (March 20th) at Cedars Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles. The sexes of the babies was not announced.

Hemsworth, 30, and Spain native Pataky, 36, are already the parents of a little girl, 22-month old India Rose.

I wish the family the best of health and much joy on hearing of their happy news.

Doutzen Kroes Pops A Boy!

Victoria’s Secret supermodel Doutzen Kroes finally popped a boy! People Magazine confirmed that the Dutch model gave birth to a son named Phyllon.

Now I can breathe easy now that there aren’t anymore VS models that are all FAT. Now that Miranda Kerr and Doutzen aren’t pregged up, they need to get their asses back into the gym and prepare for this year’s lingerie fashion show! STAT!!!

Matt Bellamy Is Pregnant

That’s right, the frontman for the band Muse is having a baby! And it just so happens that Kate Hudson is the baby mama. According to US Weekly, Kate Hudson is 14-weeks along. Ummm….congrats, I guess.

Victoria Beckham Pregnant For the Fourth Time

Yes, People Magazine has confirmed that the 36-year old ex-Spice Girl and David Beckham have done it again and now Vicky is pregnant with the couple’s FOURTH child! They be illin’!

Miranda Kerr Pops A Boy!

Believe it or not, after reports were made that supermodel Miranda Kerr went into labor early yesterday morning, it’s been confirmed that the Aussie hottie has finally given birth to Orlando Bloom’s demon-seed baby! Oh dear god, NOOOooooooOOOO!!!!!!

Natalie Portman Is Pregnant

“Black Swan” star Natalie Portman has confirmed to People Magazine that she is indeed expecting her first child with her new fiance Benjamin Millepied (some dude she co-starred with in “Black Swan”). Congrats to Natalie!

Ali Larter Pops A Boy!

Ali Larter finally gave birth to a little boy named Theodore last Monday, according to People Magazine. It is the first child for Ali and her husband. Congrats to Ali!

And let’s just hope the sexy new curves she got from this pregnancy doesn’t go away.

John Travolta & Kelly Preston Are New Parents

Congratulations to John Travolta and Kelly Preston! People Magazine has announced that the lovely Scientologist duo are once again parents to a new baby boy named Benjamin late yesterday night.

Lily Allen Miscarries – Ian Ziering Expecting

Two pieces of Baby news – one sad and one happy. In sad news, the Associated Press has reported that UK singer, Lilly Allen, suffered a miscarriage SIX months into her pregnancy! Allen’s publicist released the following statement:

It is with great sadness that we have to confirm that Lily Allen and Sam Cooper have lost their baby.

But in happier baby news, everyone’s favorite blonde nerd from “Beverly Hills, 90210″ Ian Ziering has announced to People Magazine that he and his new wife are expecting their first child!

Erin and I are very excited to be parents. It’s something we both have always wanted

To be honest, I almost had a panic attack when I saw the words “90210 alum expecting baby girl“. The first thing that came to my mind was “Brian Austin Green? Megan Fox!!! NOOOOO!!!!!”, but it turned out to NOT be the case, so I’m fine.

Penelope Cruz Is Totally Pregnant

It’s amazing how quickly this woman has ballooned to such an enormous size! According to her peoples (who released a confirmed statement late yesterday), Penelope is 4 1/2 months down the road and is already becoming a giant whale as seen in the photo below.

She’s currently filming the fourth “Pirates of the Caribbean” movie and it doesn’t look like they can hide her bump. Maybe Captain Jack knocks her up in a drunken spice Rum rage? I wouldn’t be surprised if it becomes part of the movie.

Ali Larter Is Bootyliciously Pregnant

“Varsity Blues” star Ali Larter made the announcement a couple of days ago that she was knocked up. That’s old news already. The REAL news is just how many curves and bumps this girl got over the last month! Check it out!

Ali was spotted earlier this afternoon getting some coffee in Santa Monica alongside fellow actress Amy Smart and was sporting dangerous curves all over the place.

Just by this pic alone, you can see that Ali’s got herself three (or technically, FOUR) large bumps on her body! She’s got those massively swollen boobies (trust me, those weren’t there before), she’s got a baby belly, AND….she’s got a giant badonkadonk for days! I sort of got wood now.

Miranda Kerr Is Probably Pregnant *UPDATE*

In the words of the almighty Beavis and Butt-head: THIS SUCKS. Last week, I announced that Dutch-born Victoria’s Secret supermodel Doutzen Kroes was expecting her first baby and now……news from the Herald Sun in Australia is reporting that Aussie supermodel Miranda Kerr will release a personal statement tomorrow regarding some “personal matters”.

That can only mean two things: Miranda Kerr is pregnant with Orlando Bloom’s child OR…..nah, that’s probably it. Goddamn sunnuvabitch!! Why must these assholes ruin perfection?

We can all breathe a SIGH of relief, gentlemen! It turns out the press statement was NOT to announce a pregnancy! Instead, the statement released to People Magazine was to confirm that Miranda married her girlfriend, Orlando Bloom, in a secret wedding. HAH, as if that’ll last.

I guess I spoke too soon. Now there are rampant rumors flying all over the Miranda Kerr fan boards that she MAY be indeed pregnant with Orlando Bloom’s baby after all! SIGH.

KNOCKED UP: Doutzen Kroes

SIGH. This isn’t good news. Well, not to me anyway. Who the Hell is splattering their demon seed into my supermodels?!? Goddamn it!!! According to one of my sources, news has spread all over Holland that Dutch-born Victoria’s Secret supermodel Doutzen Kroes is indeed 13-weeks pregnant with her first child (NOOOOoooooooo!!!!!) and she was giving an interview to a Dutch talk show today to confirm the happy news. Wait, do you hear that? That’s the sound of my boner committing suicide!

No word on who the baby daddy is (yet), but the last I heard, Doutzen was dating someone named DJ Rukus (a cousin of Lenny Kravitz), but that relationship had broken off a long time ago. Either way, I’m disappointed. Who the fuck will get knocked up next, Miranda Kerr???

First, it was Alessandra Ambrosio and then it was Adriana Lima and now THIS! I can’t tolerate this shit! Stop knocking up my supermodels, you douchebag boyfriend assholes!

KNOCKED UP: Alana De La Garza

That’s right, Alana De La Garza, the square-jawed beauty from the TV show “Law & Order” is reportedly four months pregnant with her first child with husband, Michael Roberts.

The cast and crew are so wonderful. When I told them I was pregnant it was like telling my second family. They’re just so excited and I’m over the moon.

The couple are expecting the baby in October.

Isla Fisher Having Borat’s 2nd Baby!

A lot of rumors are going around that “Wedding Crashers” star, Isla Fisher, is pregnant with Sacha Baron Cohen’s second child. Recent photos of her (including the one of her below from earlier today) show her sporting a big bump in her tummy, which kinda does make the rumors sound valid. Either that or Isla is just plain FAT!

Anytime now, Borat. You can announce the news anytime.

Adriana Lima Gives Birth To Baby Girl

Three down, ONE more to go! Heidi Klum gave birth last month, Karolina Kurkova gave birth earlier this month, and NOW… has announced that Adriana Lima has popped her turkey from the oven!

The little Brazilian Pillsbury dough-girl bundle of joy was born yesterday and has been named Valentina Lima Jaric. Congratulations to Adriana Lima from Celebutopia!

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Katherine Heigl Adopts A Baby Girl

Katherine Heigl was spotted out in LA yesterday afternoon. In tow was her husband, a nanny, and her newly adopted Asian baby girl. Just a few more kids from different countries and she’ll be the new Angelina!

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz’s worrying mind

simpsonAshlee Simpson-Wentz is starting the worry early. The actress is already concerned about what type of women her toddler son, Bronx Mowgli, with Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz, may bring home.

“Pete is definitely overprotective, I know that. And I’m definitely going to be laying the boundaries down,” she said on “The Rachael Ray Show.”

“But it’s different for a girl than with a guy, so I think we’ll have to grow together and be able to lay the boundaries. But with Bronx, there will be a curfew and all that. I don’t want him to grow up in the middle of Hollywood.”

Simpson is set to star in the CW’s revamp of “Melrose Place” and has been trying to stay in shape, even throughout her pregnancy.

“I could do the splits when I was nine months pregnant. I could put my leg over my head still. I used to be a ballerina,” said the former back up dancer.

Simpson will play Violet Foster, a saucy temptress, and denies her husband is bothered by the scenes.

“He’s not a jealous person, and it’s work. It is what it is. And believe me, there’s some jaw droppers for Violet! But I’d rather be kissing my husband.”

A Baby Girl For Marley Shelton

Actress Marley Shelton is now a proud mother.

According to People Magazine, Shelton delivered daughter West Flynn on Sunday in Los Angeles. The baby weighed 9 lbs. and was 21 inches in length. She is the first child for Shelton and her husband Beau Flynn. “She’s an absolutely miraculous, gorgeous bundle of pure love,” Flynn said in a statement.